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Mikey Burns

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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump is going to say these numbers are fake.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am not understanding the GOP agenda here. Even most Republican voters don’t want data centers.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a hard time believing this. Trump pay for something? Hell no. His rich supporters? Yes. Now that I will believe.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They are breaking out this crap again? GOP needs a new playbook.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The narcissistic fuck doesn’t understand the SCOTUS isn’t supposed to rule based on what he wants. I mean, Thomas and Alito will. So there is that.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
True, there’s never been anyone to fuck it up as bad as this administration.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can’t be a true Christian and MAGA. They are incompatible.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Elon, Newt, and Luckey (the brother in law of Matt Gaetz) have all served in the military for a combined zero years. This administration is an abortion.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone should tell him the Obama administration did it without using weapons or causing oil prices to spike.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Donnie, that isn’t something to brag about, you dementia riddled dipshit.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A complete buffoon.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, but James. That’s classic Jesus. We have Republican Jesus now. And He hand picked Trump, you see.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The asshole will no doubt be hosting a Bible Study this weekend.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Notice they never try this shit with Jack Reacher looking dudes or in actual dangerous neighborhoods? I wonder what real police, who do their job unmasked and sometimes in dangerous neighborhoods, think of ICE?
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am convinced he isn’t running shit and is just the figurehead.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into…
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Airplane Let Them Crash: Counter Point
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It wasn’t a big election win and with a 37.4% approval rating even Republicans who don’t watch anything but Fox News knows he’s a failure. Most Republicans don’t want war or data centers.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What the fuck is wrong with this dude?
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Figuratively, his base does it daily.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s the “I just shit myself” face from Trump and a “For fuck’s sake. Now????” from Melania.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tuberville is a moron. A complete fopdoodle.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The sad part is if the Dems are able to get them afloat they will go back to voting Republican next election.
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Donald Trump: 'You Know It. Everybody Knows It.'
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The next Dem President should replace Trump’s photo with Putin.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NYC warned us about him but the red states didn’t listen.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not a landslide and he has one of the lowest approval ratings in history. He is a failure
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why any woman votes Republican will always be a mystery to me. And I wonder what’s in that dude’s closet?
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dude lies like people breathe.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today’s libertarians are just MAGAs who smoke weed and don’t want to go to church.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And even if he wasn’t he’d still be a colossal moron. Pretty much everyone who has worked with him or for him describes him as an idiot.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s projection. Trump is a broken man, both physically and mentally. If he was truly happy he wouldn’t be so needy and whiny every minute of the day.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t understand why GOP in Congress won’t work with Dems to legally remove this shit stain and put forth a sane GOPer. I could see if Trump had Reagan like approval but no one but sister kissers likes the Veruca Salt of Presidents.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It took my mother-in-law awhile to come around but The Kennedy Center deal started it all for her. She has become an Ossoff fan and wishes he’d run for President.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He needs to be legally removed from office. Trump is mentally ill and a failure as President.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She shouldn’t have said “sir.” “Dipshit” has a much nicer ring to it.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Both his economic record and his Iran policy are in the toilet.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
MAGA: I’m flipping it to Newsmax. Fox News has TDS.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I lived in The South for many years. There are numerous “I have to check with my husband first” types.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He already has OANN for this.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Calling it now. Once he finds out he will blow a gasket and scream “it is illegal to not have audio pick up my voice.”
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I thought attacking companies for making profit at the expense of the American Consumer was socialism, no? Or communism. One of those based on the talking point the GOP receives for the day. Remember, Kamala suggested the same but with groceries and the right-wing lost their minds.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The funniest part of that was Melania leaving his fat ass there.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Because he is talking shit. Dollars to Donuts the military never requested this
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Isn’t the whole point of a sniper to remain hidden so you don’t know where they are?
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He is a straight up toddler.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can’t be Christian and MAGA, imo. Besides, I have most “loud and proud” Christians are horrible human beings and Jesus would want to have a wors with them
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It is unconstitutional, and The Felonious Fat Fuck is going to discover this shortly.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is what facists do. History will not be kind to him or Trump. In 20 years, no one will admit they were MAGA.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is why I rarely listen to senior citizens.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He can go pound sand. Trump is a failure. No one but the dumbest of MAGA are buying his bullshit anymore.
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Mikey Burns @ftphoc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yo Donnie!
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Game Show Host's Epic Rant: 'I Award You No Points'
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