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Fry Incognito

@fryincognito.bsky.social
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Professional idiot. I come from a country that does not exist, but you can dance your way there from Old Zealand. Writing some stuff when I feel like it. Latest project: 'The Ones Who Came'.

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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 2h
Somebody take one for the team, spend that $120 then leak the location and crash it with dancing Minions and guys throwing rubber cocks.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 13h
All those billions of dollars and she can't just mind her own fucking business.
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Zaryn @zapd117.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When are you people going to get it through your skulls that REPUBLICANS. DON'T. CARE. ABOUT. THE. ETHICS. OF. THEIR. CANDIDATES. All they want to do is win and beat the "libtards". Fuck politics. Paxton could shit on the flag while eating a live dog and not lose an nth of support from the party.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Drop some WINDOWS 🪟🏠🖤💻🏢
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Old Man Palps Unleashes Force Lightning
Alt: Droppin Windu outta window
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Game: Try using stealth so you can take down enemies quietly withou- Me:
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Iron Man: Tony Stark in Action (Robert Downey Jr.)
Alt: Tony Stark blows up tank
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sure, Christopher Columbus did some bad stuff but it doesn't justify all that's being done to dishonor him. Think of all the good he did for America! Home Alone, Mrs. Doubtfire, Bicentennial Man! We're supposed to forget all that because of Pixels? What's that? This joke is hackneyed and overdone?
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This has to be satire, right? ... ... right?
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Kyle Hebert @kylehebert.com · 10/10/2026
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It can't just be him, and he needs to be the one to disillusion his supporters. That's the only way this Trumpian nightmare ever ends. Otherwise we end up with Neo-Trumpists further down the line.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
hello.
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Smiling Friends Mr Frog
Alt: Smiling Friends Mr Frog
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just saw a campaign ad on TV for the Women's Rights Party. A misnomer, of course, because women already have rights in New Zealand. What they actually are are the Death to Trans People Party. That is their singular purpose for existence. That they have money to run ads on television makes me sad.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Droll, Very Droll, Yes. Whimsical.
Alt: Droll, Very Droll, Yes. Whimsical.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Muse. 'Black Holes and Revelations' and 'The Resistance' were my jam for the longest time. Their stuff past that? Feh. I'm a prog rock and alt rock kinda guy now.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Joey Jojo?
Moe Spimspon: That's The Worst Name I Ever Heard
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey Ukraine, keep doing that.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The British version though, right? Right?
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Been watching a lot of old musicals lately and boy, 'Blue Skies' was a real snore at times - but this number from Fred Astaire, cinematic gold. Tom Holland could never. Prove me wrong, though; recreate this without computer trickery (i.e. the way they did it) and I'll eat crow. vimeo.com/160079599
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Fred Astaire - Puttin on the ritz
This is "Fred Astaire - Puttin on the ritz" by Lena Evelevich on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Patrick Star: He's Just Standing There... Menacingly!
Alt: Patrick Star: He's Just Standing There... Menacingly!
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Parody Account"
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Does He Know? Meme
ALT: Does He Know? Meme
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well he was ready that day. He just didn't expect the gunman that he and his wife hired would aim a little off center, striking the clasp where the bulletproof vest he was wearing connected at the shoulder, causing the bullet to ricochet up off the collarbone and through his throat, killing him.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Man's Shocked, Stunned Reaction
Alt: Man's Shocked, Stunned Reaction
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ShannonB @shannonbuz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why did Matthew Perry have to accidentally OD on ketamine and drown? Why not Elon instead? Seriously, when Elon dies he will be mourned by so few you could pack them all into a minivan, on a hot day, with the doors locked and the windows rolled up.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
... kinda need money right now, I'm running low on milk and really want a coffee today *and* tomorrow.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
These are not serious people. They cannot defend and indefensible position so they fabricate a new front to attack instead.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Eat a dick. Politics shouldn't be a fuckin trolley problem where we have to choose between sacrificing one minority group or sacrificing all minority groups. Democrats keep making it that way because of people like you; spineless people without the will and conviction to say all people are equal.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wait, this is real?!
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Kermit Say What
ALT: Kermit Say What
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I hear alcohol makes you stupid

No I'm doesn't
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Space: 199-90210. Now there's a deep cut for you.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Michael Tracey must have a fetish for public humiliation, there is no possible way a human could be this blindly ignorant and passionately stupid simultaneously. Surely.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
All fascists must hang. Follow your leader.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
86753099 Luftballoons
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AntifaLeader @antifaleader1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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🇨🇦Tadhg Dalaigh @tadhgdalaigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Simpsons: Ralph Wiggum's 'That's Unpossible!'
Alt: Simpsons: Ralph Wiggum's 'That's Unpossible!'
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It won't be enough to remove Trump from power. It won't be enough to imprison him. It won't even be enough to kill him. His supporters, all of them, must be disillusioned by him and disabused of the notion that he is who he claims to be. And Trump has to be the one to do it to them.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No, but Dems are banking on there being more trans-sceptic and transphobic Dems than trans allies. And, sadly, there just might be. Remember, America had to be dragged kicking and screaming to marriage equality, and not even that is settled law.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jontron Why Would You Do That
ALT: Jontron Why Would You Do That
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
RFK Jr. definitely says, "De Wanna Wanga" on the daily there.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf of Wall Street
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The President of the United States is trying to instigate a race war in the country he is supposed to serve and protect, all in an effort to declare martial law and cancel midterm elections that he - in a just society - should be losing in a landslide. This demon belongs under a prison, I mean it.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What kind of fucking dumbass loser needs AI to draw them a stick figure?
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Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fucking do it. Please.
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jesus Christ...
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Stan Marsh: Oh Jesus, Here's Another One
ALT: Stan Marsh: Oh Jesus, Here's Another One
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A downright disgusting thing to say as an adult to a child, let alone your own child. Your niece will be a better human being than your sister with you as an uncle though, bet ❤️
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