L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Virgo season has me experiencing both pleasurable and painful clarity #thinline 001
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sorry I ghosted everyone on a dating app, I’m kinda busy feeling the breeze on my skin and engaging in the endeavour of becoming 000
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 09/08/20262:30am post club I am journaling and listening to Dianna Lopez 020
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I was born in the right generation because I can buy some bullshit like “strawberry matcha pre rolls” and sext dykes 020
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026There’s this sport called ruining Lexi’s day and they have gone pro 🫡 010
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Yea and I am putting that on main, what else is bluesky for?? lol 010
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The dentist said I’m perfect and beautiful and then kissed me on the mouth 020
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Cancer season has me feeling feelings I didn’t even know I had 020
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I wanna look exactly the same but have the voice of a man who’s smoked cigs all his life 020
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Thank you! I’ve been wanting to see people crush post on bluesky! 110
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026What happened in summer 2025 can simply never happen again 021
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Today an old woman saw me walking with my lesbian boyfriend and gave us a full hand out the car window thumbs up, do we think she’s gay or just a passionate ally? 030
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Bruce Springsteen and Snooki are the best Jersey has to offer 210
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Not all angels are in heaven, for example I’m on my balcony 010
Reposted by L#x!𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @calicoquitter.bsky.social · 27/03/2026*blowing witch cig smoke all over your baby* don't worry it's natural 021
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Gonna need a whole pot of tea and a witch cig on the balcony to calm down 020
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I would give little Wayne a pass to say dyke but only 3 times in his life 020
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Spent 2 hours building a nightstand so that the person I have a crush on could put their glasses down more conveniently 010
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Doing my taxes next to Lu while they quit a job, we are getting shit done 110
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Got called too pretty for the bottle depot today #trailerparkprincess 030
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 11/01/2026You’re in his DMs? I’m eating tofu off his biceps 🤷🏻♀️ 020
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I have a bottle of non alc white wine and some organic body glitter made from seaweed, happy NYE! 030
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 27/12/2025My dream blunt rotation is all my ex bfs because I have some things to say 210
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 20/12/2025If we fucked before I turned 25 then no we didn’t. “You ain’t fuck me, you fucked the old body” -Nicki Minaj 120
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 09/12/2025There are a couple zodiac signs that I do not wish to be loved by because I don’t like how y’all do it! 010
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Took an everything shower today, which for me means: -washing my hair -using a neti pot -conditioning my bush 030
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Notice how in cranes in the sky solange did not try -using two screens at once it away -over spending on Indian food it away -jerking off it away -cbd gummy it away And that’s why it didn’t work! 011
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Having to do my whole day in cowboy boots because my sneakers fell apart, feeling like a humiliation ritual 010
Reposted by L#x!ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 23/02/2024guy who gives every move on letterboxd a 5/5 because it's a miracle that we can capture stories on film and make the audience feel something 0509
L#x! @fruityhottie.bsky.social · 20/11/2025“I’m asking the original chat gpt, my autistic wife” - Sietara about me 010
