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@fruitlewds.bsky.social
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🔞30s mixed u.s. midwesterner - he/him - mind is usually on food, farming, and sometimes archaeology (a “loess cannon”, if you will)🔞 Dating the peanut butter bear dog beast Pfp: @chubchow.bsky.social Banner: @ozarkobscura.bsky.social

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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Both a burden, in their way
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
From Kevin Young’s “Night Watch”
Photograph of printed text on page:
“Harvest moon.
My howling heart—
mouth a mask.
What say you?
The sun knows nothing.
Only night—
my voice raised in it tall as wheat.
The maize of your breath.
The body betrays us—
so we run.
Still the moon
bearing babies above us, waxes
unlike the leaves.
Burn on,
saith the trees.
“Photograph of printed text on page:

“Save Yourself.”
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Honorable mention
Northern sea otter floating on back 
Black bear cub in tree Roan mule
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
tell me what 4 animals you are: look I excluded wolfdog cause I MIGHT list my extinct animals and we all about Great Plains wolf here (And I’m all about North American puma but yes that one is Patagonian)
Great horned owl on fence post 
Cairn terrier in flowersBrown Rat drinking water Puma concolor
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay baby I don’t think he has a handle here but what about Paarthurnax or is he disqualified for the whole … everything he did
The dragon Paarthurnax from Skyrim with a Snapchat style text bar reading:

“I showed you my Thu’um pls respond”
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hail, fellow ass to the sun enjoyer
Edited meme: 

Reddit clip of two users chatting with image and top text that reads “this cats name is dickout look him up on Google”

The response is “okay. Hell yeah”

There is new text editing the original meme that is shit poor quality
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
PUMA DAY PUMA DAY PUMA DAY (there isn’t a Homotherium day … yet)
Color photo of puma cub with a photoshopped kufi on Manipulated color trailcam photo of puma with orange and brown markings edited on - along with Homotherium style dirk teeth 

Text superimposed reads: submit to
Me white boyColor photo manipulation of puma holding giant bottle of Modelo beer 

The beer is sweating
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
PUMA DAY PUMA DAY PUMA DAY possibly unposted favorite from @aspeneyes.bsky.social
Digital illustration: a Bust of a rust and tan colored Homotherium latidens/puma concolor cross

The background is a light green with a signature reading: Aspen 2024
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
U vs the horrors (but we gotchu)
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
NOT THIS TIME, FEATHERFACE
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Can’t make enough concessions about media monopoly but maybe go find a way to watch Star Wars Rebels that doesn’t feed the machine and you can see some of my favorite space wolves:
Animation still of a white wolf-like creature with chitinous/lamellar plates on the paw claws, muzzle bridge, and brows
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Really starting to come together He just needs a stone sling and a rakish mustache & some tasteful grizzling
Altered photo image collage of a fox wearing a steel bowl with the wwii ptsd meme behind him 


There’s a pipe and a cowl and an axe and a quiver and a brooch and a man in historical garb all pasted around the original
Image
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Some would quiver for the nuptial pads of the cloid betrayer, I’d wager
Still of animation frame of Pong Krell from Clone Wars
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
*oblivion “dusk at the market” plays*
Color photograph of person in front of recessed storefront window with gay flag 

Person is wearing jeans, suspenders, white t shirt, and a leather wolf hood
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
THE LEAVES SYD THE LEAVES SMELL SO GOOD AND ARE SO GOOD TO COOK WITH
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Somewhere
Color photo of sheep eating and a speech bubble that reads: Musclegut bumper
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
🐾one…dr……DIET..dr….pep✔️✔️✔️
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Taking @chubchow.bsky.social out to the gas station for treats after his shop drop he’s worked so hard for!
Color photo manipulation of two wolves playing maybe play mounting against gas station frozen treat machines 

Text reads: “Slushee? I sure hope he does.”
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
>>>:3 (Do It)
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I love what you’ve done with the *mantle*piece …. Get it????? Mantle????
Wedge diagram of earth’s crust 

diagrams depicts layers of earth from lithosphere to core with depth in km
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Bring whimsical computers back
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“Verify your age” It’s really not that long ago but I was there when you could go to the cow store for a computer and when it was fancy for a computer to read dvds
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Colored illustration of Storm from X-men with text at top 

Text reads: “it costs zero dollars to be kind” - as if hating ain’t free too
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Big Boy-ness is in the heart (Please correct “dark matter” to “dog matter” ty for your cooperation)
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
🫡
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A beam of rainbow light emitted from above their howling faces 

The rainbow light is shrouded in a toroid
 beam in the trans pride colors 

The background is in a gradient the color of the mlm flag

Text reads “Be Gay Or Else”
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Face reveal, wrong answers only
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
To draw is HARD
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Evergreen
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Doodling those weirdly slutty beach bears
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Why would they do this
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Have you washed your jeep recently
Color photo of rubber mat 

Mat is recently wet and drying - the designs on the mat include topographical relief, a dinosaur skull, and the Jeep logo
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Literally you
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Me
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Kid photo for extra cred
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Face reveal, wrong answers only
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ Oui, chef 🤓📝
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
HORSES IN CUNTY DERBY CLOTHES WINNING HORSE DRINK MILK SLUTTY
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Presented without comment
Color image of white horse and a human adjusting his saddle 

Text above reads: “is Your horse ‘girthy’?”
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