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FroYo'g Softserve

@froyogsoftserve.bsky.social
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Scoop, Shock Monkey, Plague Physician, Dad, Husband, Dog Lover, Average Person

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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
@p1podcast.com It was touted that Mina The Hollower would have accessibility settings. That sold me. Those settings lock you out of trophies. It's backhanded of Yacht Club Games to do that. It says "we want as many people as possible to to play the game, but it only matters if you don't need them."
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
A huge part of why I don't spend a lot of time here (or other social media places) is because I can't stand the doom posting. My time complaining online is better spent elsewhere; calling my senators and rep everyday, joined my city's Democratic club, and served as a poll worker in the primaries.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
BREAKING: Cassandra, singer and bass player for Chicago band Crucial Taunt has announced they are pulling out of the Great American State Fair.
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Kraig Rueth @krueth.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Breaking News: The Ewok drummer playing Storm Trooper heads as drums has pulled out of playing at the Great America State Fair. When asked for comment he only said "Yub Nub".
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Mina the Hollower is fun so far. Part of the reason why it's fun is because Yacht Club added modifiers to let me enjoy the game on my terms. But that came with a middle finger. Trophies/achievements are disabled because I'm using modifiers. I personally think this is bullshit.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
@whimsicalphil.bsky.social I hope you are not a stranger to @p1podcast.com after you hit your 1000th episode.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Hey @whimsicalphil.bsky.social - as an Ys expert, would Ys Origins be a good first Ys game to play for a modern system?
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
@whimsicalphil.bsky.social Happy birthday, buddy!
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Got your number, @whimsicalphil.bsky.social
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
@p1podcast.bsky.social Splashing Sprint. Sumbitch, that's a hellish level. @whimsicalphil.bsky.social is right on the strategy for getting the duck to create a reliable path. Hover and squirt the duck. I found the reliable pathing fell apart on little jumps.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
@p1podcast.bsky.social I agree with @superpac.bsky.social on The Plucky Squire being geared toward youngsters. I think they were trying to ride that line of something parents can enjoy while their kids play a videogame. Overall, I enjoyed the game enough to get the platinum trophy
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
@whimsicalphil.bsky.social the Astro Bot character you were puzzled by; was it a bot that might have been more at home if the game were a tribute to Capcom's history? That was my head scratcher. Also, the action button levels. I've been through each set of ⚠️⭕🔳. Splashing Sprint can kiss my ass.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
@whimsicalphil.bsky.social once again, you've sold me a game. Thank Goodness You're Here was such an absurd delight. Thank goodness YOU'RE here, Phil.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
Sometimes my dog does cat things.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
I was in the locker room after my workout. Just showered, and sitting in my boxers when the facilities guy walks through in a suit. I said, "you're a bit overdressed!"
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
"You can't go inviting chaos into your life and then get mad when chaos RSVPs." -Me
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
It's not g-r-r-reat.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
Anniversary date is next Wednesday, but I got the magnet today. I love what I do, and can't wait to see my 18 year magnet.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
Wow. I have a sincere and deep appreciation for how small we are in this vast universe. There are few things more amazing than seeing the movement of the spheres from our cosmic rock.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
I had to replace the handle on our screen door. The new latch was a bit shy of the catch, so I made one shim thicker by wrapping it in foil and made a second shim out of cardboard and gorilla tape. I bet my dearly departed dad is looking up at me with pride for my Appalachian improvisation.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
My heart will always go out to the quality control guy who got fired from Mattel for misunderstand the instructions "give Elmo two test tickles before packing."
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
On 18 March 2018, I released The Raven Mocker under the name The Plague Physicians. At 42, after releasing In Arkham’s Shadow, The band felt like my creative home. It's the truest form of my musical expression. The Plaguey Bois will be on my left forever now. Couldn't have asked for a better piece.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Happy 7th birthday to my precious baby, Jersey. This little critter means the world to me.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Friends! If you're on PSN, add me as a friend! PSN ID: FroYogSoftserve
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
Mama left to get a new tattoo, and Jersey got sad waiting for her return.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
One of my cousins died yesterday. She was about 18 months older than me. I don't know what the fuck to do with that info. I'm going to miss her
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Hailey is telling us about things the rub her "in the wrong direction."
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
"We Didn't Start The Fire" is "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" for boomers.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Just wishing I was at home playing Astro's Playroom. Two hours to go...
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
My little druid baby.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
Every year, P'hungsityawny Phung'lui emerges from his hole on 2 February. Every year, the ragged followers, in their January albino demeanors, gather near his ceremonial stump and await the moment he begins his lugubrious giggling. /1
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
Dave Abbruzzese is a mid drummer. He filled too much space with his cymbals rather than letting the songs breathe.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Freya turns 11 today! A happy happy birthday to our favorite grumbly senior girl! We adore this rotten sweetheart. 💙💙
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
I called poop "artisanal fart sculpture" today. That is a thing you now know.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
Just rolled credits (and snagged the platinum trophy) on Chained Echoes. It's not often that an RPG like this one grabs my emotions, but Matthias Linda did it. What a wonderful game and what a lovely story!
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
I used coffee to make hot cocoa and now I feel like an alchemist.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
Tell y'all a little something about me; I've spent a lot of time defaulting to self-deprecation. I have used myself as a punchline more often than I probably should. My mind tells me it's a neat way to let people know that I don't take myself too seriously or that I don't overvalue myself.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
Hailey recently said something to me to the effect of "you're not one of those cigarette daddies; you always come back home" and I can't stop thinking about how sweet that is, while also being a completely Hailey thing to say.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
@whimsicalphil.bsky.social I'm so sorry to hear about your cat. Love and hugs to you and your family 🫂💙
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
I played a lot of games this year. Most weren't new, but I'm gonna tank them anyway. My top ten favorites were: 1. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater - Master Collection. I was delighted to go back to that game after so many years. 2. Tunic. What a love letter to the old days of video games!
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
There's a shitass in one of my daughter's college classes who conducts himself as though he's still in high school. I told my daughter she should just tell him "I'm so glad I don't have the problem you have." When he asks what problem that is, she says "The one where every selfie is a dick pic."
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Rough year. Still thankful. We get to see each other's light in the same space and time. That's awesome and beautiful, and I'm thankful for that. Happy Thanksgiving.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Dessert for tomorrow. Homemade sweet potato pies.
Two homemade sweet potato pies
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
At what point during grief do you start to care about stupid shit again? Asking for a sad lump of a friend*. *It's me. The friend is me.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Funny to hear someone tell on themselves for trying to check out a full cart in the express lane whole making the store staff out to be the asshole.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Shit. Rest In Peace, Dad. Thought I was more prepared for this. I was wrong.  He was complicated, simple, possibly insane, big hearted, accident prone, could set a controlled blaze, drank shit beer, smoked Camel Wides.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
My mom said the doctor has given dad a matter of days.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
My relationship with my parents is complicated. It's not one full of a majority of happy memories. Growing up in their home was growing up in chaos. Fighting and cheating. A fair amount of abuse. I'm sharing that to provide context for what I really need to say... 1/?
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
I shared this thread about my dad's declining health on the bird site. The number of porn bot accounts that liked the individual tweets was appalling. I'm going to put that thread here in a little bit.
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FroYo'g Softserve @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Playing Metal Gear Solid for the first time in about 20 years. Nobody loves the smell of his own butt quite like Hideo Kojima.
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