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Frosty Todger

@frostytodger.bsky.social
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I have a marvelous time ruining everything.

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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
And I’ll do it again!
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey! ✌🏻
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m proud of you, sweet man.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yesterday she sold 3 different CD singles with different versions of the same song on each disc…when realistically all versions would have fit on one disc. The way she takes advantage of her fans is disgusting.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Okay, but only if you love me back.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don’t think dumb is strong enough a word.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*hugs*
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not a dry eye in the theater.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m about to go to the movies to see a double feature ‘Steel Magnolias’ and ‘Best Little Whorehouse In Texas’. I’m going to be a bubble when I leave the theater.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m thankful I took the opportunity to see it in Nashville last summer…and that Dolly was there to introduce the show. It was the only time I saw her live - she didn’t sing, but that didn’t much matter. It was one of the highlights of seeing live theatre for me.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am so heartbroken. 💔
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The f-est. 🤤
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You’re right. I would like cake for breakfast. 🤤
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Core.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Why is this movie three hours long and I haven’t gotten to the happy ending yet?
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Same.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Happy Friday. P.S. I love the way you fill out a pair of briefs. 🤤
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Elle Woods Shouts 'Me!' in Legally Blonde
ALT: Elle Woods Shouts 'Me!' in Legally Blonde
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It can be if we just leave. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If someone ever offers you an Oreo cookie covered in dill pickle flavored fudge, don’t let your curiosity get the better of you. Learn from my mistakes. Immediately say, “Hell to the naw!” I am full of so many regrets this evening.
An Oreo cookie covered in a dill pickle flavored fudge. This is an abomination.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Please don’t. I scroll my fastest when I hear, “Available in the TikTok shop…”
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You’re right. She was pretty awesome back in the day. youtu.be/QaFifhppBFg?...
youtu.be
I Got a Thing for You
YouTube video by La La - Topic
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Manifest something different than that.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
How can I help with this?
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Well done, you!
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If you decide to get ride of your old, gently-used briefs, I would like to know about it. 😏
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
And let’s hope that they’ve all forgotten how to stop, drop, and roll.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18.
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Contact: I'm Okay To Go
ALT: Contact: I'm Okay To Go
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
“Love is touching souls…Surely you touched mine, ‘cause part of you pours out of me in these lines from time to time.”
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hello. 👋🏻
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Happy Birthday! Make today beautiful. 💜
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Yes.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Time to start selling those feet pics. 💰💵💰💵
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Except you’re not.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Not especially.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
yespleaseandthankyou 🤤
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yes.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Everyday. Friday isn’t special. 😉
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“Draw me like one of your Florida boys…”
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I will always be entertained and interested in your butt pics.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Winnie The Pooh & Eeyore: Big Hearts, Big Hugs
ALT: Winnie The Pooh & Eeyore: Big Hearts, Big Hugs
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It was me. I’m the rat ass fish.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
“Will you marry me when we get out of jail?” It doesn’t get more romantic than that. 🤣
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You’re a grown-up Coppertone ad, and I’m here for it.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
You tonight:
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Trap Next Door's Powerful Bowling Strike
ALT: Trap Next Door's Powerful Bowling Strike
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You’re stunning…out of 10. 💜
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Happy Pride from Manhattan.
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Frosty Todger @frostytodger.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It’s more like it’s sticking to you. 😈
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