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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

“Let me get this straight. You and Mummy made another surprise baby sister?” Clemmy asked, working on her craft project. Mikel had taken her out for the day to share that she had two sisters, and he suspected his daughter was deliberately operating on hard mode for the fun of it. (1/4) #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Once he began, Cillian wasn’t sure he’d be able to stop. In the small vocabulary he had for such big feelings, he told Siobhan about always envying his sisters; about how, from the moment he realised he and Clementine were different... (1/4) #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

“What’s wrong?” Siobhan asked as Cillian collapsed onto the sofa beside her. Mikel was off somewhere keeping Clementine and Niamh entertained, which Cillian was quietly grateful for. “I…” (1/2) #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

“The thing about being an imaginary friend,” Warburton began, “we have a direct line to the Watcher. She didn’t give you bad parents; that’s for side characters, spouses, and legacy cousins.” “Promise?” “Cross my plumbob. Now go tell them so we can all lighten up!” #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

“Heeey… aah, it happened, didn’t it?” Warburton’s grin slipped as he clocked his best friend’s face. “I should be like Clemmy…” Cillian sighed. “What? Evil? Ginger?” Warburton tried to make it light, then softened. “I know. You need to tell.” “But what if…” Cillian’s voice wobbled. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Cillian stepped away from the celebration. He’d always known he felt different from what he was expected to feel. Watching Clementine in her new clothes, excited for school, already unapolagetically herself, something clicked into place. It wasn’t envy of her party. It was recognition. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The biting might be on its way out, but the bombastic side-eye was here to stay. Make no mistake: Clementine Aherne would take no prisoners. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

With Clemmy’s birthday, Siobhan and Mikel looked forward to at least one fewer load of diapers. Their little biter was off to school. Siobhan prayed the habit wouldn’t extend to her classmates. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The reaction was almost immediate. Cillian flew into the kitchen, Mikel watering his beloved plants, Siobhan making Clemmy’s birthday cake (perhaps she’d stop biting now?), and launched himself into his dad’s arms, nearly knocking him flat. (1/2) #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The dollhouse was meant for Niamh’s next birthday, but Mikel figured he had time to buy another before then. He set it up in Cillian’s room as quietly as he could, trying not to wake him. (1/2) #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Cillian was used to his room looking a certain way. Nothing ever moved, aside from Warburton, who occasionally duplicated out of sheer omnipresence (or a glitch). But the dollhouse; so like Clementine’s, and so unmistakably planted in the middle of his floor. That was new. (1/2) #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

“Are we bad parents?” Mikel asked, slumping onto the edge of the bed beside Siobhan. She considered it, trying to read where this was going. “I mean, I taught Clemmy to say—no, scream—‘Good fucking God’ today, so… possibly? What did you do?” (1/3) #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

As vicious as she was, Clementine slept like a log. This gave Cillian ample time to sneak in and play with her dolls. The dollhouse; repaired after Clementine bodyslammed it, was the perfect stage for his imagination. Cillian had the best time naming every doll and plotting their lives. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

As oblivious as Clementine was in her deep slumber, Cillian rivalled her whenever he was absorbed in the lives of the dolls under his command. He didn’t notice someone slip into the room, watch for a while, then ease back out and pull the door quietly shut behind them. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Montague was exhausted! At least there was one family member who felt the same way he did. Niamh was the most gentle of the two younger Ahernes, and often synced with his nap schedule. The perfect companion. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Elsewhere, poor Montague was conscripted into Siobhan’s fitness routine. When his person got married, he’d imagined double treats and twice the cuddles, not small sticky-handed people and whatever this was. He did not sign up for cardio. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Back at home, Cillian checked in with Warburton. “You were kind of quiet back there. Are we good?” he asked, biting his lip. “Of course we are, stupid!” Warburton laughed. “You were with your kind of people, and I didn’t want to blow it by making you look like you were crazy.” (1/2)

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Warburton hugged him tightly. He didn’t know if he’d always be his best friend; imaginary friends rarely enjoy long lives. He hoped he’d be the exception, but who could say when Cillian might decide he had enough in his life and didn’t need him anymore? For now, he held on, just in case. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Not only did Cillian make one friend that day; he also met Mara, who’d come to the park to see Jaya. (1/2) #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Siobhan was having the best time doing absolutely nothing, just topping up her ghostly Innisgreen tan. She’d been looking forward to a day out with her eldest (quiet as it’s kept, her favourite), but a surprise day of doing nothing? For a mother of three, that was practically a myth. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Cillian was having a great time with Jaya. There was something comforting about spending time with a solid skin-and-bone sim everyone else could see, not just him. (1/2) #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

“I’m Jaya!” she announced, unprompted. “We go to school together. You’re Cillian.” It was a statement more than a question, but he nodded. “All the other boys are gross and annoying, but you seem okay,” she smiled. “Come on! Let’s go!” (1/2) #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Siobhan took Cillian to the park, ready to spend the whole day glued to his side if that’s what he needed. he was pleasantly surprised when a girl about his age approached, clearly on a mission to make friends. (1/2) #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

With her baby-making days firmly behind her, Siobhan turned her attention to getting back to her pre-pregnancy shape. As her paintings were fetching higher prices, she treated herself to new workout gear; athleisure that said “serious about fitness,” not “about to start a pyramid scheme.” #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Clementine was convinced she’d make an excellent T-rex. This theory was tested moments later when a shrill scream split the house. She’d selected Cillian as her prey and clamped her brand-new teeth into his hand, keen to put them through their paces. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Siobhan crouched to eye level, trying to get through to her daughter. “Clemmy, you can’t bite your brother… or anyone, for that matter.” “No Clemmy. Only Tyronnarosaurus Rex,” Clementine declared, defiant. “Good fucking God…” Siobhan muttered. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Clementine had finally learnt to look at books the right way up. As charming as A Good Night’s Moon was, she much preferred her dinosaur book; less cosy bedtime, more teeth. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Mikel was starting to worry about Cillian. He hadn’t made friends at school, and often Mikel found him perfectly content on his own, carrying on one-sided conversations that gave him pause. Imaginary friends were normal. He just didn’t want his child to feel like he couldn’t talk to him. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Mikel could already see the outdoor space becoming the garden of his dreams; plenty of space for crops, flower beds, and even a set of swings for the kids. Give it a season or two and he’d be insufferable about tomatoes. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Siobhan finally had a designated spot to paint; no more setting up in the living room and blocking the television! #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Clementine’s new bedroom was positively palatial compared to the old one and, best of all, there was zero risk of sharing with Niamh. She had her own room. Order. Peace. Sovereignty. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Cillian’s room was a little larger, but still filled with his much-loved old furniture. Even better, no in-game glitch had murdered Warburton in the move. His imaginary friend remained very much alive and at large. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Trying to figure out how the fuck I'm going to do my queue when I get to the absolute essay posts I've been making as of late.

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

While I update the legacy-post queue here, the Ahernes have a fresh queue running from 9am BST over on Tumblr 💜 ice-creamforbreakfast.com/aherne #ts4 #thesims4 #showusyoursims

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

After a lot of saving and, mercifully, not too much dumpster diving, the Ahernes moved into their dream home: a SimsOnTheRope build perfectly sized for the family of six. Walls! Doors! Rooms that aren’t multipurpose chaos zones! It almost felt suspiciously functional. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Siobhan and Mikel had tried to solve their space problem by having Niamh share a room with Clementine. To no one’s surprise, Clementine wasn’t having it. Her already tiny room was not suitable for two girls and their combined hoards of belongings. (1/2) #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Rather unnervingly, Warburton, whether Cillian’s imaginary friend or a demon that came with the house, was right about the harvest. Mikel had never seen watermelons so large. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Extensive research has confirmed that bedtime is infinitely more exciting when you have the coolest onesie. Cillian was fully prepared for dreamland. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Elsewhere, Clementine and her formidable chin were busy with her dolls. She had no time for Niamh, nor any patience for all that unnecessary wailing. Dolls were silent, obedient, and did exactly what she wanted. She chose dolls, every time. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Cillian soon grew tired of Niamh’s wailing and headed outside with Warburton to chat to his dad while he worked in the garden. “Warburton says you’ll get watermelons bigger than your head!” Cillian grinned. (1/2) #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It was just a normal afternoon after school. Cillian filled Warburton in the moment he got home, then screeched his way through violin practice before settling down with his homework in the living room, while Siobhan tried and failed repeatedly to convince Niamh that sleep wasn't dangerous. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Siobhan’s paintings kept the simoleons flowing, but with spring finally here, Mikel decided to expand the garden and grow more crops to help boost the household income. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Niamh, as always, wasn’t an object-bébé for long; and her default look survived even less time than that. She inherited Siobhan’s dark hair and green eyes, but her features leaned more towards Mikel’s, which felt like a reasonable compromise #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Becoming an older sibling again was a lot to process, so Cillian tuned in to Warburton to sound off…if he could get a word in. “Big brother again? You’ve got your work cut out for you, Cilly!” Warburton grinned. (1/3) #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Cillian’s first meeting with Niamh was less than stellar; his new baby sister took one look at him, decided he was an intruder, and screamed accordingly. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Mikel soon came to his senses and kissed his exhausted wife, while Cillian and Clementine were introduced to their new sister; another tiny roommate with no understanding of the chaos she’d been born into. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

With all that drama, bébé number three decided to make an appearance. Overwhelmed, Mikel did what any devoted partner in The Sims 4 might do: sprinted to the nearest bathroom and had a personal crisis while his wife screamed in the next room. (1/2) #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Alexa, play Independent Woman. “Get that fire exit door, I’m off!” Clementine would have said, if she’d had the vocabulary, or indeed, any understanding of doors. #aherne

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Ice-CreamForBreakfast's Diabolical Gameplay @frostybreakfast.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Clementine was relieved to be past the life stage where shitting herself counted as personal growth. The world stretched out before her; strange, bright, and vaguely disappointing. (1/2) #aherne

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