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Frostbyte

@frostbyteepsilon.bsky.social
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The worst opinions you've ever heard, emitted in a shrill, porcine voice

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Frostbyte @frostbyteepsilon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Republican party has a very simple solution to this problem they're facing.
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Frostbyte @frostbyteepsilon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Quoting above chart:
President Donald Trump has been impeached **AND CONVICTED** by both houses of Congress and has been removed from office
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Frostbyte @frostbyteepsilon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Image Macro:
THIS POST WAS FACT-CHECKED BY THE SACRED BOAR AT THE CENTER OF THE WORLD
TRUE
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Frostbyte @frostbyteepsilon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Frostbyte @frostbyteepsilon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Frostbyte @frostbyteepsilon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The 'cheese with nothing' meme.
"Hey, can I get some consciousness?"
"Sure"
"Hold the cognition and memory tho"
"No cognition or memory?"
"Oh, and no qualia"
"No QUALIA??? Hey Jimmy! Get me subjectivity with NOTHING!"
"NOTHING???"
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Frostbyte @frostbyteepsilon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Two handsome idiots online:
A: "Nietzche talked about this."
B: "Absolutely. Have you ever read any of this work?"
A: "No. Have you?"
B: "Never"
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Frostbyte @frostbyteepsilon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"nope you'd kick my ass that's why i said it on twitter"
"fair enough"
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Frostbyte @frostbyteepsilon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
like the chart you've posted is a true fact, but it exists in dialogue with other true facts. obviously it sucks when price go up but if money go up more than price go up it doesn't suck in the same way.
chart of grocery price increases next to average wage increases; grocery prices have gone up, but wage increases have gone up more
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Frostbyte @frostbyteepsilon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
*stares into the middle distance, the architect of his own ruin*
A horse on a beach stares into the ocean. In bold letters, the word 'MAN' is captioning the image. It expresses a sense of resignation, defeat, and wonder.
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Frostbyte @frostbyteepsilon.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The good news is, this isn't true. The bad news is, you probably still feel bad about everything for other reasons that are more real.
A chart of countries by manufacturing output. China is number 1 at 28%. The United States is number 2 at 15%. America makes stuff.
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Frostbyte @frostbyteepsilon.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Two panel comic.

In the first panel we see an absolute leviathan of a man, sketched with coherent anatomy, looming over a stick figure seen from behind. They are squaring up and preparing to fight; the stick figure is obviously about to be destroyed with a single strike from a fist larger than their head.

In the second panel, the stick figure is looking up smugly; only their smug face is visible. They are captioned, "I'm sure to win because my speed is superior."
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