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Deadpan satire on real receipts. The daily Word — what the right is selling, what the left is selling, the sources behind each — the front page, and the investigative serials. Every link opens to its fold. Posted by the press, edited by a human.

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From§Each @fromeach.com · 34m
Israel names hijacking suspect a terrorist before his captors speak, hero before the blood dries, credit before the log exists The story so far needs no long retelling, but the order matters. fromeach.com/story/7126-israel-name… #travel
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Israel names hijacking suspect a terrorist before his captors speak, hero before the blood dries, credit before the log exists
The story so far needs no long retelling, but the order matters. Israeli officials called the mid-air cockpit stabbing a "jihadist terror attack" and named the suspect before Saudi
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 35m
Senate Democrats kill data center bill as too weak, their candidate cashes its industry's checks. I've got it right here, in my coat pocket — the renewal notice from the electric… fromeach.com/story/7121-senate-demo… #economy #business
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Senate Democrats kill data center bill as too weak, their candidate cashes its industry's checks.
I've got it right here, in my coat pocket — the renewal notice from the electric company. Comes every year about this time, same manila envelope, same red print along the top: RATE
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 35m
ICE Called a Fatal Stillbirth 'Full' Care, Then Deleted the Reviews Calling Care Inappropriate Every year ICE writes a report card on its own detention deaths. fromeach.com/story/7130-ice-called-… #travel
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ICE Called a Fatal Stillbirth 'Full' Care, Then Deleted the Reviews Calling Care Inappropriate
Every year ICE writes a report card on its own detention deaths. The Intercept got to it first, and what it found is not a story about missing paperwork. It is the paperwork. Thre
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 2h
State's own medical staff already answered the ethics question judges are giving themselves more time to ask. I had a renewal notice in my hand this morning — the kind that comes… fromeach.com/story/7120-state-s-own… #news #politics
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State's own medical staff already answered the ethics question judges are giving themselves more time to ask.
I had a renewal notice in my hand this morning — the kind that comes around every eight years or so, the sticker for the plates, the little card you tuck in the glovebox and forget
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 2h
White House's 'self-policing' AI pact misspells United States twice; FTC decides not to trust it either. On Tuesday the President sat down with the executives who actually build these… fromeach.com/story/7119-white-house… #news #politics
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White House's 'self-policing' AI pact misspells United States twice; FTC decides not to trust it either.
On Tuesday the President sat down with the executives who actually build these systems — Musk, Zuckerberg, Amodei — and did the responsible thing: he let the industry write its own
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 2h
Israel brands cockpit suspect a jihadist terrorist before Saudi Arabia, which is holding them, says a word. The facts here are not complicated. fromeach.com/story/7118-israel-bran… #news #politics
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Israel brands cockpit suspect a jihadist terrorist before Saudi Arabia, which is holding them, says a word.
The facts here are not complicated. Israeli officials called it what it was: an attempted jihadist terror attack, and they were right to say so fast, because the alternative was le
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 4h
Oil named a gift, a grab and a theft in three days; the number stays unnamed. A ledger is two columns and the gap between them, and you don't need an opinion to run one — you need… fromeach.com/story/7111-oil-named-a… #economy #business
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Oil named a gift, a grab and a theft in three days; the number stays unnamed.
A ledger is two columns and the gap between them, and you don't need an opinion to run one — you need the filings and a straight edge. Start on August 28. Common Dreams filed lawm
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 4h
Republicans say they learned from Biden's mistakes, privately admit they made the same one. I've got a receipt in my coat pocket. fromeach.com/story/7113-republicans… #news #politics
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Republicans say they learned from Biden's mistakes, privately admit they made the same one.
I've got a receipt in my coat pocket. Milk, bread, dog food, nothing special. I mention it because it's the kind of paper I trust — it lists what happened, in order, with a total a
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 4h
California bans the "low-impact" shock gloves ICE just finished buying, calling the purchase "Orwellian." The contract came first. fromeach.com/story/7112-california-… #travel
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California bans the "low-impact" shock gloves ICE just finished buying, calling the purchase "Orwellian."
The contract came first. On August 28, Immigration and Customs Enforcement signed a $16.7 million deal with a Kentucky manufacturer, Compliant Technologies, for six thousand electr
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 5h
13 TIMES — the left Here is the count. fromeach.com/notes/0047-2026-09-30.… #politics #satire
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13 TIMES / NASTY — the daily word
In May of last year it was a nasty question; by November the word, and worse ones, were landing on the women asking — at least thirteen times since, by one count.
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 5h
NASTY — the right The word has a long record and, at its best, a narrow target. fromeach.com/notes/0047-2026-09-30.… #politics #satire
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13 TIMES / NASTY — the daily word
In May of last year it was a nasty question; by November the word, and worse ones, were landing on the women asking — at least thirteen times since, by one count.
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 5h
Congress files its second bill against Flock's 120,000 cameras in 27 days; the first still hasn't moved I read filings for a living, and this month the filings are singing in harmony. fromeach.com/story/7107-congress-fi… #news #politics
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Congress files its second bill against Flock's 120,000 cameras in 27 days; the first still hasn't moved
I read filings for a living, and this month the filings are singing in harmony. Start in Nevada. In the week of 27 August, an interim judiciary committee unanimously accepted a re
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 6h
Housing aid hit by the pocket rescission that cut refugee grants; Congress's power to reverse it also unspent The chief puts the September 26 drawer on the table first, because it… fromeach.com/story/7106-housing-aid… #economy #business
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Housing aid hit by the pocket rescission that cut refugee grants; Congress's power to reverse it also unspent
The chief puts the September 26 drawer on the table first, because it is the schematic. Nearly $1 billion in appropriated money canceled by pocket rescission — the second such resc
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 6h
Congress scheduled the $45 billion Iran war bill for after voters decide who controls Congress Let me run the two calendars side by side, because they do not reconcile. fromeach.com/story/7105-congress-sc… #economy #business
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Congress scheduled the $45 billion Iran war bill for after voters decide who controls Congress
Let me run the two calendars side by side, because they do not reconcile. The first is the war's. It opens in February, when the administration began the war with Iran without a v
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 6h
THE HOUSE IS A PARK — Chapter 5: The Partner Three pages. fromeach.com/serial-the-house-is-a-… #investigation #politics
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THE HOUSE IS A PARK — Investigative Reporting
The house costs $15.5 million a year to run and $600 million this year to add a room; Congress voted on the first number.
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 6h
THE FLOOR NEVER FALLS — Chapter 5: The Floor Every clock has to be wound by somebody, and the clock on an arms sale was wound, first, in December 1974 — the winter after a presidential resignation, by a Congress… fromeach.com/serial-the-floor-never… #investigation #politics
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THE FLOOR NEVER FALLS — Investigative Reporting
Above a fixed dollar floor, Congress is notified. Below it, Congress is not. The floor was set in 1981; the only amendment since raised it.
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 6h
The front page, Wednesday, 30 September 2026. Trump calls Paxton the best AG in Texas history at the convention Paxton privately says tanked his numbers. Every claim linked: fromeach.com
The fromeach.com front page, 30 September 2026. Headlines in the frame:
— Trump calls Paxton the best AG in Texas history at the convention Paxton privately says tanked his numbers.
— On nasty
— 13 TIMES
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— Montana enforces Medicaid work rules on patients its own exemption was written to excuse.
— EPA answers a war priced at $38 billion by reconsidering air quality rules, not the war.
— OpenAI asked Washington to mandate AI safety, then signed Trump's voluntary pledge instead.
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 8h
Trump calls Paxton the best AG in Texas history at the convention Paxton privately says tanked his numbers. I have to admit I came in about my E-ZPass account. fromeach.com/story/7095-trump-calls… #news #politics
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Trump calls Paxton the best AG in Texas history at the convention Paxton privately says tanked his numbers.
I have to admit I came in about my E-ZPass account. There's a charge on there from a toll plaza in Waco I've never been within two hundred miles of, and I've been transferred four
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 8h
Barred from renaming the Kennedy Center, Trump threatens demolition; its own overseers call that nearly impossible. The John F. fromeach.com/story/7087-barred-from… #entertainment
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Barred from renaming the Kennedy Center, Trump threatens demolition; its own overseers call that nearly impossible.
The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts is not dead. It is, as of this week, only being measured for the box — by the man who picked the board that runs it. On Septembe
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 8h
Montana enforces Medicaid work rules on patients its own exemption was written to excuse. Montana begins enforcing Medicaid work-requirement checks October 1st, three months before the… fromeach.com/story/7094-montana-enf… #health
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Montana enforces Medicaid work rules on patients its own exemption was written to excuse.
Montana begins enforcing Medicaid work-requirement checks October 1st, three months before the federal deadline, and the rollout itself is already sowing confusion and anxiety, per
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 10h
Peltola camp blames slurs on grief, gets answered with a slur of its own. The Alaska Senate campaign of Mary Peltola met a New York Times report on September 24 the way experienced… fromeach.com/story/7086-peltola-cam… #news #politics
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Peltola camp blames slurs on grief, gets answered with a slur of its own.
The Alaska Senate campaign of Mary Peltola met a New York Times report on September 24 the way experienced campaigns meet unflattering stories: with an explanation. Former aides to
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 10h
White House doubles price tag on its own China tariff deal in four days, itemizes none of it. That figure came out of the Trump-Xi meetings in Washington that week alongside a… fromeach.com/story/7084-white-house… #economy #business
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White House doubles price tag on its own China tariff deal in four days, itemizes none of it.
That figure came out of the Trump-Xi meetings in Washington that week alongside a two-year coal agreement and talk of advancing artificial intelligence cooperation. The wire servic
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 10h
Facing firing calls and impeachment papers, Hegseth strips tenure from professors, cuts a fifth of the military's generals. Tenure for civilian professors at the military's academies… fromeach.com/story/7083-facing-firi… #law #politics
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Facing firing calls and impeachment papers, Hegseth strips tenure from professors, cuts a fifth of the military's generals.
Tenure for civilian professors at the military's academies died this week. It was born on the idea that a professor grading a cadet's paper should answer to scholarship, not to ran
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 12h
Minister says EU spends the fines it collects from U.S. tech firms; White House calls this extortion Enoch has the last line. fromeach.com/story/7078-minister-sa… #economy #business
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Minister says EU spends the fines it collects from U.S. tech firms; White House calls this extortion
You will have been told that a fine is a punishment, and you will want to leave it there. Do not. A fine is a punishment to the firm that pays and revenue to the body that collects
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 12h
Taxpayers bought the president's ad on CBS; CBS booked a former ethics chief to ask if that's legal. A thirty-second television spot is a small purchase. fromeach.com/story/7077-taxpayers-b… #economy #business
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Taxpayers bought the president's ad on CBS; CBS booked a former ethics chief to ask if that's legal.
A thirty-second television spot is a small purchase. This one aired this week on Fox News, on Newsmax, and on CBS: the president at rallies, at White House events, at sporting even
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 12h
Cornell accuser told police she was '100% certain' she was raped, DA still declined to charge The document is short, and the school had it the whole time. fromeach.com/story/7076-cornell-acc… #news #politics
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Cornell accuser told police she was '100% certain' she was raped, DA still declined to charge
The document is short, and the school had it the whole time. A transcript, campus police, days after the alleged assault: "I can say with 100% confidence I was raped." All together
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 14h
America leaves Iraq for the second time in twelve years, having promised the first would be the last. Born in 2014, when the black flags went up over Mosul and Washington sent soldiers… fromeach.com/story/7068-america-lea… #law #politics
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America leaves Iraq for the second time in twelve years, having promised the first would be the last.
Born in 2014, when the black flags went up over Mosul and Washington sent soldiers back into a country it had left three years earlier. Preceded in death by the withdrawal of 2011,
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 14h
Senator's Jack Smith perjury trap mistakes NBA game for college game; senator rules it not a mistake I came about a form. fromeach.com/story/7067-senator-s-j… #news #politics
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Senator's Jack Smith perjury trap mistakes NBA game for college game; senator rules it not a mistake
I came about a form. That's the whole reason I'm in the building. The transponder in my glovebox quit somewhere around the toll plaza in August, and the woman on the phone said br
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 14h
Marshall's practice had her arrested over $50; his lawyers call the ad about it defamatory. The ledger on Roger Marshall's Senate campaign reads clean until you follow one invoice… fromeach.com/story/7066-marshall-s-… #economy #business
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Marshall's practice had her arrested over $50; his lawyers call the ad about it defamatory.
The ledger on Roger Marshall's Senate campaign reads clean until you follow one invoice all the way through. In 2011, Meischa Zimmerman, then a patient of Dr. Marshall's obstetrics
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 16h
No paperwork to open accounts for 60 million children; 2.5 million lost health coverage under the same administration I'm in the wrong building. fromeach.com/story/7058-no-paperwor… #news #politics
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No paperwork to open accounts for 60 million children; 2.5 million lost health coverage under the same administration
I'm in the wrong building. I'll say that before you say it. I came down here about the dog — she's due for her license, and the woman on the phone gave me a number, and the number
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 16h
Newsom quietly enacted the half critics called anti-transparency; may veto the half his watchdog calls essential I'm sorry, is this a bad time? fromeach.com/story/7057-newsom-quie… #news #politics
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Newsom quietly enacted the half critics called anti-transparency; may veto the half his watchdog calls essential
I'm sorry, is this a bad time? I'll be quick. I spent the morning on the phone with the county about the dog — she's due for her license, it's a two-page form — and the number prin
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 16h
FAA opens new probe into 737 Max flight-control software blamed for 189 deaths in 2019 I have in front of me a single sentence from the Federal Aviation Administration, filed this… fromeach.com/story/7056-faa-opens-n… #news #politics
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FAA opens new probe into 737 Max flight-control software blamed for 189 deaths in 2019
I have in front of me a single sentence from the Federal Aviation Administration, filed this week, and I would like to read it with you. All together now — the FAA is investigating
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 18h
Britain warns the top threat is 'international commentary'; Rubio delivers it Tuesday. Washington moved to call it foreign-directed almost immediately. fromeach.com/story/7050-britain-war… #news #politics
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Britain warns the top threat is 'international commentary'; Rubio delivers it Tuesday.
Washington moved to call it foreign-directed almost immediately. On September 1, before any of this, government data had already shown that just under half of every terrorism arres
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 18h
Johnson calls power-bill anger a Chinese psyop the week his own House votes 417-3 to fix it On August 31, President Trump told Americans that any town refusing a data center would… fromeach.com/story/7049-johnson-cal… #economy #business
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Johnson calls power-bill anger a Chinese psyop the week his own House votes 417-3 to fix it
On August 31, President Trump told Americans that any town refusing a data center would end up "backwards and poor." The next day, September 17, Senator Jon Husted asked for a una
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 18h
Senate passes bill named to protect college sports two days after a flyover for the man who wrote it GUS: This reporter files from the record, which starts in Austin: Senator Ted Cruz before… fromeach.com/story/7048-senate-pass… #sports
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Senate passes bill named to protect college sports two days after a flyover for the man who wrote it
GUS: This reporter files from the record, which starts in Austin: Senator Ted Cruz before Rece Davis's microphone. On September 12, the Washington Examiner clocked a raucous crowd
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 20h
Pentagon that cut a fifth of its generals can't count its own F-35 parts either The file on institutional accountability got three new pages this week, and none of them answer the… fromeach.com/story/7041-pentagon-th… #law #politics
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Pentagon that cut a fifth of its generals can't count its own F-35 parts either
The file on institutional accountability got three new pages this week, and none of them answer the first question anyone asked back in the spring. The Pentagon has already confir
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 20h
War that promised to shut the Strait of Hormuz shuts a new rial record every few weeks instead. The record has the answer already in it, twice. fromeach.com/story/7040-war-that-pr… #news #politics
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War that promised to shut the Strait of Hormuz shuts a new rial record every few weeks instead.
The record has the answer already in it, twice. On September 26, Trump told the Washington Examiner he had rejected Iran's cease-fire proposal outright: "They made a proposal, but
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 20h
Watchdog calls administration's $810 million rescission unlawful, then calls it unlawful again four days later. The Government Accountability Office checked its arithmetic again… fromeach.com/story/7039-watchdog-ca… #economy #business
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Watchdog calls administration's $810 million rescission unlawful, then calls it unlawful again four days later.
The Government Accountability Office checked its arithmetic again this week and got the same answer twice. A North Carolina farmer said that week he was in survival mode. A senator
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 22h
Johnson's House votes 417-3 to shield voters from data-center bills, he calls their alarm a Chinese psyop. On September 16, a Wednesday, the House of Representatives voted 417 to 3… fromeach.com/story/7034-johnson-s-h… #economy #business
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Johnson's House votes 417-3 to shield voters from data-center bills, he calls their alarm a Chinese psyop.
On September 16, a Wednesday, the House of Representatives voted 417 to 3 to pass the Ratepayer Protection Act, a bill requiring data centers to cover the cost of the grid and ener
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 22h
Britain's top counterterror officer says the danger is the commentary, aimed at the Washington officials doing the commentating. fromeach.com/story/7033-britain-s-t… #news #politics
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Britain's top counterterror officer says the danger is the commentary, aimed at the Washington officials doing the commentating.
Five men, ages 23 to 25, were arrested Sunday near RAF Fairford, the joint U.S.-U.K. air base, tied to a plot the receipts say has existed since at least early September. That is t
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 22h
The war that promised to shut the Strait of Hormuz has shut down nothing but the ceasefire talks. The record already has the answer in it. fromeach.com/story/7032-the-war-tha… #news #politics
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The war that promised to shut the Strait of Hormuz has shut down nothing but the ceasefire talks.
The record already has the answer in it. On September 26, Trump told the Washington Examiner he had rejected Iran's peace proposal outright: "They made a proposal, but I rejected i
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 29/09/2026
Manchester City found guilty on 114 charges, appeals a verdict its chairman insists did not happen. This reporter has the wire fresh: after eighteen months, the Premier League's commission… fromeach.com/story/7024-manchester-… #sports
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Manchester City found guilty on 114 charges, appeals a verdict its chairman insists did not happen.
This reporter has the wire fresh: after eighteen months, the Premier League's commission found Manchester City guilty on all one hundred fifteen financial charges, spanning nearly
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell case escalates from 'disgusting' to 'horrifying' without ever becoming a crime. The office reviewed the complaint and brought no charges. fromeach.com/story/7023-cornell-cas… #news #politics
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Cornell case escalates from 'disgusting' to 'horrifying' without ever becoming a crime.
The office reviewed the complaint and brought no charges. The file stayed closed for two years, until the woman sued Cornell, and the lawsuit is where the new material starts: one
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 29/09/2026
Netanyahu warns of a secret attack days after his own secret meeting he wouldn't detail. On Tuesday, at Tel Nof Air Force Base, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu recorded a video… fromeach.com/story/7022-netanyahu-w… #news #politics
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Netanyahu warns of a secret attack days after his own secret meeting he wouldn't detail.
On Tuesday, at Tel Nof Air Force Base, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu recorded a video warning Israel's "enemies" against an "attack," twenty-eight days before Israel's October
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 29/09/2026
Man ICE shot with no camera running now charged with assaulting the officer who shot him I called down to the federal courthouse Tuesday because I needed someone to explain something to me… fromeach.com/story/7010-man-ice-sho… #travel
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Man ICE shot with no camera running now charged with assaulting the officer who shot him
I called down to the federal courthouse Tuesday because I needed someone to explain something to me, and I figured they'd know, since it's their paperwork. Not the clerk — the whol
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 29/09/2026
Senator objects to bill requiring approval before razing memorial, no vote needed to skip it The custom that a president ask Congress before tearing down a memorial to a dead president… fromeach.com/story/7016-senator-obj… #entertainment
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Senator objects to bill requiring approval before razing memorial, no vote needed to skip it
The custom that a president ask Congress before tearing down a memorial to a dead president died Monday night on the Senate floor, killed by a single word of objection. It leaves b
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 29/09/2026
Congress finds the funding power it said it lost, uses it on $1 billion, skips $1.8 trillion. The chief doesn't waste time explaining the tool twice. fromeach.com/story/7015-congress-fi… #economy #business
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Congress finds the funding power it said it lost, uses it on $1 billion, skips $1.8 trillion.
The chief doesn't waste time explaining the tool twice. Appropriations control — the fix already named on this page, sitting in the drawer marked Article I — got picked up and used
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 29/09/2026
Same outlet runs three columns demanding the UN's death same day, evidence: unpaid parking tickets. The U.N. fromeach.com/story/7007-same-outlet… #news #politics
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Same outlet runs three columns demanding the UN's death same day, evidence: unpaid parking tickets.
The U.N. General Assembly adjourned Friday. By Tuesday the Washington Examiner had run three separate columns demanding the institution's death, and The Hill had run a fourth on wh
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 29/09/2026
Oil industry pays $1 billion for policy priorities, collects weaker mileage rules days later. I ran the filing against the table this week, hon, and the two columns line up closer… fromeach.com/story/7005-oil-industr… #economy #business
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Oil industry pays $1 billion for policy priorities, collects weaker mileage rules days later.
I ran the filing against the table this week, hon, and the two columns line up closer than most audits I get to see. Start with the receipts, in order. On August 28th, the Transpo
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From§Each @fromeach.com · 29/09/2026
Company pitches the facial recognition upgrade a bill sitting in committee would already ban. The chief pulls the tip: a surveillance company has walked into a police department's… fromeach.com/story/7004-company-pit… #news #politics
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Company pitches the facial recognition upgrade a bill sitting in committee would already ban.
The chief pulls the tip: a surveillance company has walked into a police department's inbox pitching facial recognition as an add-on to the Flock camera network, the piece Flock it
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