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I remember when gas was 39 cents and you waited in your car while a young man or an old boy pumped your gas, checked your oil, and cleaned your windshield. Now we pay 5 bucks to a machine that just sits there like a character from Dr. Who.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When you stick your finger in the socket.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If she distracts him from destroying the world, the price is right.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Wish you hadn't planted the vision of sex with an eel in my mind.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They shot both arms full of pentobarbital and never hit a vein. She's conscious now, both arms impaired, the extent of damage to her system unknown. They are working hard to save her so they can try to kill her again, which she knows. Explain to me how that isn't cruel and unusual punishment.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Republican candidate for Georgia governor started out claiming he would be Trump's favorite governor. He's dropped that like a hot rock and now claims Gov Brian Kemp is his idol. Kemp stood up to Trump. They are jumping the sinking ship like the rats they are.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Should be a condom commercial.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The lawyer who created the abused spouse syndrome defense said there were 3 dozen of those cases and he won them all except 2, and he would have won those 2 if his clients hadn't kept reloading and shooting.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The excuse that the death penalty is a deterrent is ludicrous. Does anyone really believe that a murderer pauses and thinks, "You know, they might kill me for this 30 years from now"? I've known a lot of criminals. Planning ahead is not their strong suit.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Who's going to tell him that's what germs do?

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"Temporary adverse health consequences." Thanks for clearing that up, Pepsi.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

To call punishment a "deterrent" when it comes thirty years after the crime takes a special kind of stupid. I've known a lot of criminals. They don't plan ahead.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Is it just me, or do too many memes have teeny tiny print only a sniper could read?

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is absurd. They tried to execute her for a crime she committed 30 years ago, and now they are trying to save her from their attempt to execute her so they can try to execute her again.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The man executed in Florida and the woman in the botched execution in Tennessee were both sentenced to death 30 ago. Criminals are not deterred by consequences that may or may not happen 30 years later. Capital punishment is pointless.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Good idea. I'll get water on the side.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He's welcome here in Frogtown.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"personally" being the key word.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Somebody should warn Kash Patel.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Kash Patel does not screw barn animals. He moves them into the house.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Those boots are made for walking

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

To be fair with Kristi, his titties are bigger.

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Kathy Mortensen 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇺🇸 💙 @kathyswords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

@coolsprings.bsky.social As always a great pack to expand the blue! go.bsky.app/HyjFSf

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@Loudmouthkid62 @loudmouthkid62.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thank you for including me, RSB! @coolsprings.bsky.social RESISTER CONNECTIONS - PACK 2 (9/27/26) 🔵💫🔵💫🔵💫🔵💫🔵💫🔵 go.bsky.app/FhnLWKo

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It shouldn't take this long for a man to choke to death on a Big Mac.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I've seen strippers in more sensible shoes.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Even a cockroach has the decency to die.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Last Supper. Bring on the cross.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A mud wrestling cage match on the White House lawn would be the best way to settle this. Loser takes Trump.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh shit. Just when I'm getting close.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We are posting Kash Patel's picture in Frogtown. I hope the frogs get the point.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Nearly as good as "Green Eggs and Ham."

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@Boom-WhatsGoingOn.bsky.social @boom-whatsgoingon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This observation from Jerry Seinfeld states the case pretty well, the dogs are definitely in charge…😂

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🇺🇦 Edelweißpirat 🇱🇹 @edelweisspirat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Besides all the other batcrap crazy stuff in this post,the thing that really sticks out to me is "disloyal judge". That he thinks a judge should be "loyal", which is the exact opposite of what a judge should be, is something else.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Now we are going to "annihilate" Iran. Somebody please take away Natalie Harp's thesaurus.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Never Screwed Boebert committee meeting has been cancelled for lack of a quorum.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I like your bio. I did a lot of indigent defense back in the day and respect you guys.

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whb @frogtowncroaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Well, whoever is doing it is driving me nuts.

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