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Frodmaer

@frodmaer.bsky.social
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|19|He/They|Ace|World's worst SCP "author"| Make slop not war

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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
”The Make Believes“ vocalist Nick Lightbearer (aka Norbert Pickles) has reportedly become the first Wellie to release an album ever. ”I am your god“ He is dead and it’s Arthur‘s fault
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
How my unpaid orphan chimney sweeps look at me when I tell them they’re not having gruel again cause they missed quota
Paul McCartney in a propeller hat looking vaguely distressed
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The SCP Foundation 🏳️‍⚧️ @scpwiki.com · 04/06/2026
We should’ve known, even if we were just kids then. We Were Supposed to Watch The Sky, by The Frodmaer Club scp-wiki.wikidot.com/we-were-supp... Art by The Frodmaer Club
A black and white picture of a forest of leafless trees surrounded by an oval-shaped frame. The text on the frame reads "The Holler We Were Supposed to Watch The Sky."
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
New post
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Make a Beatles vape call it Paul McCartney
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Sometimes at night I remember how much potential We Happy Few has and I cry
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Got called unc over this
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
spenderman, collect my debt payments
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a man is kneeling in front of a fire with the words the carnival moonshine written below him
ALT: a man is kneeling in front of a fire with the words the carnival moonshine written below him
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Ringo Starr is based and orangepilled
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The lion does not concern himself with the uhhhhhhh
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I've been awake for like 36 hours lol
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I love writing except all the times I don't
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
What if Kokomo was actually about the rust belt
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
My house is the only place that actually exists, everywhere else is a psyop
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
George Bush Hemorrhagic Fever
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Sometimes I hear explosions in my neighbor's basement, but I'm pretty sure he's got a vendetta against Amazon so I'll probably be fine
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Got so much rizz the eye doctor diagnosed me with asigmatism
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Whiteboy stinks
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The best thing about writing SCP stuff is that they'll never find the bodies
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
What if the Beatles were orange
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Jesus was probably like one of the top ten party animals in Rome.
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
dumbcon is evil, wth is law and order anywayyyyy
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The HOA, city zoning board, stonemasons, and illuminati are conspiring to stop me from making the world's biggest grill.
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
It should be illegal for anyone to say mean things about me
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Ugh, my stupid chud son is begging for food again. It’s only been two weeks since the last time I let him forage.
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Jimi Hendrix* *cool as hell
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Hubris only affects all those other guys from the past, building a giant makeshift tower to store my dynamite in my back yard is not hubris.
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
“My balls itch” take them off
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This dumbass in a pointy mask just told me the village’s well was tainted with the plague, motherfucker my humors are balanced as fuck I’m drinking the damn water.
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I was visiting grandfather in the hospital for his birthday, and my stupid chud cousin screamed so loud when he found out that he was turning 67 that it made him have a heart attack. He isn‘t invited to the funeral.
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Samsa males when
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Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
What If you were cold
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