Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026”The Make Believes“ vocalist Nick Lightbearer (aka Norbert Pickles) has reportedly become the first Wellie to release an album ever. ”I am your god“ He is dead and it’s Arthur‘s fault 000
Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026How my unpaid orphan chimney sweeps look at me when I tell them they’re not having gruel again cause they missed quota 000
Reposted by FrodmaerThe SCP Foundation 🏳️⚧️ @scpwiki.com · 04/06/2026We should’ve known, even if we were just kids then. We Were Supposed to Watch The Sky, by The Frodmaer Club scp-wiki.wikidot.com/we-were-supp... Art by The Frodmaer Club 2203
Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Sometimes at night I remember how much potential We Happy Few has and I cry 000
Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026media.tenor.coma man is kneeling in front of a fire with the words the carnival moonshine written below himALT: a man is kneeling in front of a fire with the words the carnival moonshine written below him 000
Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 12/01/2026My house is the only place that actually exists, everywhere else is a psyop 000
Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Sometimes I hear explosions in my neighbor's basement, but I'm pretty sure he's got a vendetta against Amazon so I'll probably be fine 000
Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Got so much rizz the eye doctor diagnosed me with asigmatism 000
Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026The best thing about writing SCP stuff is that they'll never find the bodies 010
Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Jesus was probably like one of the top ten party animals in Rome. 000
Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The HOA, city zoning board, stonemasons, and illuminati are conspiring to stop me from making the world's biggest grill. 100
Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026It should be illegal for anyone to say mean things about me 000
Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Ugh, my stupid chud son is begging for food again. It’s only been two weeks since the last time I let him forage. 000
Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Hubris only affects all those other guys from the past, building a giant makeshift tower to store my dynamite in my back yard is not hubris. 010
Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026This dumbass in a pointy mask just told me the village’s well was tainted with the plague, motherfucker my humors are balanced as fuck I’m drinking the damn water. 000
Frodmaer @frodmaer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I was visiting grandfather in the hospital for his birthday, and my stupid chud cousin screamed so loud when he found out that he was turning 67 that it made him have a heart attack. He isn‘t invited to the funeral. 000