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Mr. Big Times

@fritolay.bsky.social
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
who the FUCK turnt off my crypto pod!!
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
if I don’t get these posts out my brain pushes against my skull, ow OW!
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
MY FINGER IS ON THE BUTTON
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I have realized that my mental wellbeing is attached to this account , bonded beyond
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
taking a shit (doggy style)
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
IF I HIT 100 FOLLOWERS I WILL XPLODE!!!
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
you can leave your window open at home. not just at a hotel or hypothetical motel
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
watermelon, grapes, cilantro, in top 25 all time things.
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
me n my boys just be hanging out, inhaling things
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
the fun apart about limbo is that sometimes even i don’t know how low i’m gonna go
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
what an awesome day we are having!!
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
jerking off but as a love letter to past j/o sessions
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
“it happens to the best of us” is such a beautiful phrase. yes, it does happen, even to them :)
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
"It's Adam & Eve NOT Adam & Steve!" Actually it was Adam & Eve & Steve, the first throuple.
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
sometimes i think i smell that devious flower, but instead, a rotting skunk corpse is nearby #lifelessons
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
it’s warmer over here, isn’t it?
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
just took soooooooo many napkins from chipotle
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
just got put on fraternity leave :/
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Me, 40 years old, belly laughing: “Babe, it says GUAC TUA and chips! Like that video remember? Haha We have to get some. That is awesome.”
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
if olympians eat their cereal with water, maybe they should swim in milk
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
besides your immense worth, you mean nothing to me
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
my buddy ferryside benny made me aware that my last tweet was harmful. . . . I am so sorry
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
We've all heard of body dysmorphia, but what about body deformia where it looks all fucked up and stuff
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
expand your horizons, not only horizontally but vertically when applicable
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
welcome To Moss County things stay moist here and they do not get dry
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
is it finally time
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
me when I’m at a restaurant but im full and they ask me what I want “yeah , I’ll have the nothing burger”
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
noticed ive been posting too many jokes about drugs and perversion, also remember to LOVE! ❤️💙💜☮️✌️
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
With The Beatles is a GREAT album WAKE UP - then there was muuuuusic and wonderful roses, they tell me in sweet fragrant meadows of dawn and you!!!! There was lovvvvveeee, all aroundddd but I never heard it singing. No, I never heard it at allllll, till there was youuuuu. TILL THERE WAS YOUUUUU!!! 🫵
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
people in public always notice when i’m high; maybe because i drink too fast
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
tripping on shrooms crying over gmod
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 24/09/2024
tower theater box office, olive street, fresno, california, 1987
tower theater box office, olive street, fresno, california, 1987
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #2,616,207, Mr. Big Times ‪@fritolay.bsky.social‬, joined on Dec 19, 2023"
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
shaking my own hand, Good Work out there!
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
someone needs to keep this song safe. in case of apocalypse, this must be our legacy as humans. open.spotify.com/track/0oJMv0...
open.spotify.com
Imma Be
Listen to Imma Be on Spotify. Song · Black Eyed Peas · 2009
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
sorry i typed that last one out while running but you get the point
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
Siri play ABBA …. No so said pl- fuck everyone shut up one second SIRI PLAY AB- guys please be quiet for a couple minutes please Play abba! *How deep is your love behind to play
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
every slim jim tastes a little bit different, i think we should appreciate that
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
break bread
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
this weed is giving every strangers face a story
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
fantasizing about my post gym jack in the box order maybe i should everyone in on this
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
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ALT: Welcomeaugust August GIF
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
eating water melon
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
jd vance and i used to tag team couches back in college, hell, even a couple futons
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
i always felt like uncle fester shouldnt be around those kids
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
ive always related to smalls from sandlot even though now i am far taller than him
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Mr. Big Times @fritolay.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
left a slim jim in the car, call that a hot dinner
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