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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ojalá
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
YES! THIS! And replace it with less toxic Dihydrogen Oxide (h/t Penn and Teller).
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I take it you want it as a gift tho? 😆
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mike Tyson on his negotiating team?
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bingo.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pretty sure the Dells are Jewish, but still….
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🙏
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you for that! 🤣
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As do I. Right now I’m just trying to outlive him. Don’t want to miss the celebration.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’d be good. I’ll be 129.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had they lost today, they’d still be in at 80-82 on the division tiebreaker. That WOULD be wrong.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Isn’t she in Texas tho?
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
6-3 of course. Who’da predicted that?
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And a Salk/Sabin vaccine.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not watching, but this seems like the same speech he always gives, everywhere.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
But……..
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Exactamente.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve got my dad’s dog tags and medals from his Pacific theater service 1943-5. Treasures.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That’s how that bidness works.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A sothren babdist preacher of a Dallas megabusi…..er, church.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So did Joe.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I do gotta say, I remember it as 5-3 also. Maybe it bored the bejeesus out of the official scorer.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You certain? 😜 amp.foxsports.com/stories/nfl/...
amp.foxsports.com
In 1970, Lions-Cowboys produced one of the rarest results in NFL history | Fox Sports
#TBT: That game meant even more than the biggie coming up Monday night in Dallas.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
5-0 if I recall. I watched the whole damn thing. Just awful.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dec26 1970 Dallas Cowboys beat Detroit Lions 5-0. That’s only time I’ve seen that score and I’m pushing 80.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You mean “Great! One down.” ?
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is that a reference to her “callipygosity?”
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Except it’s Fox. You could be talking about all of them 😉.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I am reminded of the line penned by the great Russell Baker: “Life is too short, and Proust is too long.”
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
But what would “better” be?
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This box came with a tail.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And other syndromes as well. But in no case is it normal.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Ramming speed!”
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I will ask and you may plead the fifth. Source country?
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
👎
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Just don’t do shots every time he says, “—————-.”
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Don’t leave out the Knicks playoff game 🤣
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Guess the name Billy Beane would mean nothing to this ignunt cracker.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
What would Emmer say/do if a Somali finalized a contract on the house next door?
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Algaefa.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Well, it IS Fox……
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I love and follow your writing. I know you did not mean to imply that the Spurs are “bad guys.”
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Brought a few back from Santiago in 2020.
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dominica
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dominicano o Cubano?
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Yokel alert!
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fritobaggins.bsky.social @fritobaggins.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Also Republicans: Stop counting while we’re still ahead!
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