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Fries Andersen

@friesandersen.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Polyglot 🇩🇪 🇫🇷 🇷🇺 🇪🇸 🇬🇧 Working in legacy IT. Married 🇵🇭 Pennsylvania native. World traveler. Proud Democrat. I don’t have dinner with Nazis. I punch them. Cat daddy.

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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 9h
Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 20h
Literally a nightmare I have frequently.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 21h
She saw his little briefcase.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Man's Stress Headache
ALT: Man's Stress Headache
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Melania Trump's Subtle Eye Roll
ALT: Melania Trump's Subtle Eye Roll
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That word "suicide" is doing some major heavy lifting here.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is that the other son of that idiot on Fox News?
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Clapping erasers in the schoolyard was first employment.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's all Greek to me. Or as the Germans say, das kommt mir Spanisch vor.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There aren't enough ESSO stations for this lot.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Futurama Fry: I Want to Taste It
ALT: Futurama Fry: I Want to Taste It
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's the worst drag queen I have ever seen.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She's a Slavic whore with fake tits (kidneys) and enough plastic surgery to make a Hollywood starlet jealous.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All politics is local and insanely stupid.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's like reading an Ikea manual translated from Swedish to Chinese to English.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow, you turned me gay with a photo of a smoking hot dude. Just kidding, I was totally gay before.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Great, so with adequate healthcare it is controllable. So if only the United States had such a thing. JFC, Trump is going to kill us all again.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If only you could cattle prod these effing liars.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
His head needs to go on a blind date with a baseball bat.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is that a French Canadian Wal-Mart?
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyQ...
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Betsy DeVos, Paul Ryan & Mike Pence Die In Front Of Pamela | Season 3 Ep. 10 | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
YouTube video by FOX
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Filmed on Mackinac (pronounced MACK-in-AWE) Island snuggled between the upper and lower peninsulas of Michigan. It's a beautiful place without cars. You have to walk, ride a bike or a horse. To get there you take a ferry, or if you have loads of money, you can fly in.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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I Don't Care! (IDC)
ALT: I Don't Care! (IDC)
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He looks like crap. Let's hope he follows his father and goes not so gentle into the night.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fun fact. If Alito retires right after November 3, any vote he had is thrown out. He doesn't want that, so he will be forced to stay, and will be replaced by a Democratic nominee when he does retire after 2029.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She carries his diapers in high heels and a miniskirt. There is something seriously wrong with this twunt. I don't really care, because I think she will eventually go Fatal Attraction on his ass.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's a Nazi and a moron, which is a deadly combination.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well to be honest, you never really see it coming.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Kramer's 'That's a Shame' Moment
ALT: Kramer's 'That's a Shame' Moment
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There aren't enough ESSO stations...
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let's win everything in November and push this ahole over edge so he finally keels over and rids us of his disgusting presence.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well if she isn't a see you next Tuesday.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Temptation Island: Lara Licks Lips, Acquolina In Bocca
ALT: Temptation Island: Lara Licks Lips, Acquolina In Bocca
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The death of a narcissist begins with ignoring him.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Burn it all to the ground, hopefully with the Ellisons locked inside.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WORST. PORN. EVER.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lends a whole new meaning to Dancing Queen.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
McDonald's here serves fried chicken, and it is good.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You maybe are confusing her with her character.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want the Ellisons penniless and homeless. If Oracle stock tanks, the whole "empire" they built comes crashing down on debt.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn2o...
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Big Boy in Austin Powers
YouTube video by Bob's Big Boy
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe they can all fall down an elevator shaft to keep Iran from having a nuclear weapon.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Anderson Davis Kraft: Shirtless Cooking
ALT: Anderson Davis Kraft: Shirtless Cooking
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Women need to carry a cattle prod around this Jabba.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you are going to comment on an octogenarian actor, start it with HE/SHE IS STILL ALIVE.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is she his nursemaid or is she shtupping him?
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So if these are the numbers they released, how bad is it really?
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bezos, the Ellisons, that Disney dude, and whoever is currently is in charge of whatever company now owns NBC, all deserve a Viking funeral...only while they are still breathing.
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Fries Andersen @friesandersen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've never understood this racism. You allowed black people to cook your food and clean your houses, but you didn't want to touch them? THEY WERE COOKING YOUR FOOD! Ugh, racism is so ignorant.
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