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For how much they claim to be smart these phones are pretty friggin dumb. Sometimes I say something dumb like weeeeee but then when I’m trying to type were and slightly miss the mark it’ll just be like “he’s being cheeky again, he totally meant to say weee in a normal sentence”

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Well said and good lord that's cringe. How can you possibly cover for her in the guise of weird ass Christian tradwife bullshit?

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

After he ripped that song he chopped wood with it

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Can't they still own Les Pauls? And I'm sure you know he actually played a BC Rich Warlock.

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

You mean my cousin? (he's not actually my cousin AFAIK)

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

How dare you slander all the girls I knew in high school

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Please do Outlook soon. I can't for the life of me figure out how to make my calendar ungroup multiple jobs/meetings on the same day. Checked every setting 10 times and googled it (like that works anymore). There's room for at least 4 lines in a day in monthly view, don't make me do an extra click.

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

He does realize it's all the water it takes to cool these things, right?

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I agree with her that there are more important things to worry about. Unfortunately, her version is probably immigrants and trans people instead of, you know, fascism and blatant corruption.

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I share your shame. Took him in the first round of my superflex dynasty rookie draft even though I already had 3 viable QBs. Should’ve traded him while I had the chance 😕

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Even though he sucks I'd probably just let him be. But the little circle that should fit a normal human's head doesn't even come close to fitting that noggin. And it's never right to use the r word so all bets are off.

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

One of their greatest hits CDs was one of the first albums I purchased. Then once I got to college and Napster became a thing I downloaded a bunch more of their songs. "7 Screaming Diz-Busters"? "Astronomy"? "Flaming Telepaths"? Such a wide range of styles and all done amazingly.

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

My first ever concert in 1999. They rocked it pretty hard.

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Hmmm, I'll try that one next time. I keep thinking I have it figured out and then the next time it doesn't work. Spoonful of peanut butter? Worked like 3 times in a row and then didn't. Drinking water backwards? Same thing.

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

You must be in the early stages. Mine only itches now when I'm too lazy to trim/shave it after like 5 days. And tell your kids to grow up because that's what a man looks like.

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The one behind him is so dejected by your lack of love for him he's just given up and plopped himself down

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Just like in all facets of life, thrash is the answer

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

He sounds like a real piece of shit

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

So American thinking you can get everything on one bagel

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

First album is amazing top to bottom, second album is solid but uninspired, FIoE has some bangers but a lot of filler, mostly the same with Angles. Kinda gave up on them after that.

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

My favorite is Daemon and his nephew? cousin? Aemond. Just waiting for another incest baby to be called Emonda .

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

She'll catch that rabbit one of these dreams

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It's fitting that the wackest combination is 666

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

My dad ponied up for 8 tickets for me, my sister, her husband, and my 5 nephews. We thought we were going to see Yamamoto but instead saw Irvin left in even after they took the lead. At least a bunch of people in our section got thrown out so that was entertaining.

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Probably my second favorite behind "Read My Mind". It just soars.

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Oh hell no. There have been switchboards I've opened up with a wasp's nest up in the corner and i just stay back until I make sure they won't come swarming out. Got stung pretty bad when playing backyard baseball when I was 12 or so when for some reason there was a nest in his garden.

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I was in line at the grocery store a few days ago and the lady in front of me had a Taylor Farms salad on the conveyor and I let her know about the risk and she was like "shit, thanks for letting me know" and put it to the side. I'm sure my medal will be in the mail any day now.

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

He does look like a real chicken

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Maybe not quite the same but I’ve had 4,370 unread emails in my Gmail because they’re super old but for some reason showing up as new so I know if it’s anything above that I need to check it. Sounds like you need to delete at least 37 to get a nice round number.

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

That’s what I’m saying! It might’ve been six months or so since I went out that way for work but between work drives, Coachella, and just vacation I’ve driven by them a couple dozen times and never saw whatever the hell he’s talking about.

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It's one of those accounts that seems fake because he seems so giving that it doesn't seem real but the videos make you so sad but sometimes so happy. I've donated to his cause multiple times and really wish I could somehow adopt some of those dogs all the way in California.

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Nick Durazo @friendsofclyde.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The wife’s a big fan of the triple dipper. I prefer an actual meal.

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