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Friendly Fire

@friendlyfired.bsky.social
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Boing!
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Literally a child's delusion. A+++++
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A Christmas Story- Ralphie Daydreams for an A+ Clip (HD)
YouTube video by MrHDmovieclips
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The Hair Club for Men Piece Prize.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The Hair Club for Men Piece Prize
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Buried alive in a working septic tank.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Don't worry, AI agents will exist to trade stocks back and forth long after we've destroyed the ecosystem. We may fade away but the numbers will go up forever! 😀
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
"Guns don't kill people, roofs kill people!" /s
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
We don't know the rapture didn't happen yesterday and everyone just sucks.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Great watch but definite "no way this guy isn't Joe's estranged bastard son whose mom was treated poorly" vibes.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Po-tay-to, Po-ta-tophile.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
King Sausage Fingers knows how to hide his hands from a camera.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
NIN - Year Zero
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Nine Inch Nails - Year Zero (Full Album) 2007
YouTube video by Radiorock TheOriginal
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
He was shot while deflecting an argument about gun violence. The bullet deflected off his body armor into his neck. Two simultaneous failed deflections, it's cosmic poetry. If the Universe drops a little haiku like that, who am I not to appreciate it.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
If they never found him they could keep running whatever narrative they wanted, maybe they weren't looking too hard.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
He'll be able to make a new son, entirely out of guns. Gun-son!
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
In normal world, parents dread having uncomfortable conversations with their kids.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
When the Diddler thinks he's the Riddler.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
What's going to collapse first, civilization or the ecosystem? The race is on!
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Hypernormalisation 2: Austin Boo-hoo-hoo.
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How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult
YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The only thing he's missing is a crypto hook.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Lure him to the ceremony then bait and switch, give him the 1st ever Nobel Pedophile Prize.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Hook them up as bosses in an MMO and make sure they feel it every time they die.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Trump's 3rd term Secretary of Education, confirmed.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Why do you think those Coleco's kept rusting out?
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Cummo & Dipshitowitz
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Sounds like colloidal silver is about to make a big comeback.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Somehow, "buried alive in a working septic tank" didn't make the list.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Another President Pedophile Lickspittle Enabler
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Another President Pedophile Lickspittle Enabler
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
None of them are wearing masks. 2/10.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Immigrants are coming for your hand jobs!
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
This assumes the non-tariffed substitutes don't increase their prices to match the tariffed ones because, "Hey, free money!"
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
"Come on down to the US border and tie your fate to the whims of the decaying idiot narcissist pedophile President and his repugnant cult of fascists." Naw, I'm good up here, thanks.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
You can't have freedom of religion without freedom from religion.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Random guy, random guy, what ya gonna do, What ya gonna do when they come for you? 🎶
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Give it a try! 🎶
My bombs, are bigger, they're bigger than yours and you are not me.
The conflicts I will go through, to constantly remind you
Oh no, I've had it all, it's never enough.
That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight, losing my hegemony.
Trying to keep my boot on you and I don't know if I can do it.
Oh no, I've had it all but I've never had enough.
I thought that I heard you laughing, I thought that I heard you say,
Dedollarization is happening today.

Every moment, of every waking hour, I'm indulging my obsessions,
dropping all of my bombs on you, until you cough up all that sweet fuel, fuel.
Oh no, I've had it all, it's never enough.
Consider these, International Agencies, the grift of the century.
Consider this, the scam, they always only seem to benefit me, failed.
What if all these agencies go, crash in to the ground
Now I've said too much.
I thought that I heard you laughing, but I'd hoped that I'd hear you say
We're prospering the American way,
but that was just a scam, that was just a scam.

That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight, losing my hegemony.
Trying to keep my boot on you and I don't know if I can do it.
Oh no, I've had it all but I've never had enough.
I thought that I heard you laughing, but I'd hoped that I'd hear you say
We're prospering the American way,
but that was just a scam.
Buy and buy, until you die.
That was just a scam, just a scam, just a scam, scam.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Calling "Mandatory AI arranged marriage" as a plank in Elon's America Party platform, if that becomes a thing.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
"access"
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I'm not a fan of gift cards because as a gift, to me, they say "I felt obligated to get you something but didn't trust you enough to just give you cash and I didn't care enough to figure out something you actually need."
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
They should pass a law about AI only being able to be trained on Public Domain content.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Don't forget to ask Bill Gates why he doesn't want Windows on a plane.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
As long as it's not ground Bjork!
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
"No means maybe?" would be one hell of a fitting campaign slogan.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Not even if they elect bread price fixin' Pete Buttigieg?!
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
"on average" certainly suggests outliers.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I'm 50 / 50 on whether she winds up dead or Secretary of Education.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
IBM made custom concentration camp information systems for the actual Nazi's and they never even had to flee to Argentina. They still seem to be getting US DOD contracts as well.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
If there's a Nobel Piece of Shit prize then he's got my nomination.
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Friendly Fire @friendlyfired.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Three industries in a trench coat pretending to be a country.
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