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@friendlycovid19.bsky.social
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Novel coronavirus looking for friends. Always evolving. Pronouns it/its.

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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What, no shout-out for ME, @theonion.com? The virus who paved the way for the MVGA movement? theonion.com/rfk-jr-hosts...
theonion.com
RFK Jr. Hosts Meet-And-Greet With Infectious Diseases
WASHINGTON—Hailing the exclusive gathering as an opportunity to usher in an era of peace and goodwill, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hosted a lively meet-and-greet Thursday with a variety of ...
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I was just trying to pass my RNA on to the next generation.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
At least when I terrorized people and sent them into lockdown it wasn’t on purpose.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I mean if I wasn’t a good reason to disrupt human cruise plans I don’t see why some tsunami ought to be either. 🦠 🌊 🌊
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I’m waiting.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I’ve been saying.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I am too alive.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I don't know what a stock market is just that humans care about it way more than each other
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I mean if one of my variants said they were binary or sexual I’d just say you do you and then we’d carry on with the business of destroying humanity together.
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Tuberculosis @callmetube.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Yup, I definitely appreciate the assist from @friendlycovid19.bsky.social ! Really accelerated the schedule on my comeback!
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Humans on the other spike protein … I spend so much time trashing human immune systems and yet I still don’t understand them, not really. Guess I never will.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I mean if one of my variants said they were binary or sexual I’d just say you do you and then we’d carry on with the business of destroying humanity together.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Nice start but I’m still betting on fascism. Prove me wrong.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Other resisting? These ARE my humans you’re talking about right? My humans don’t resist anything except being late to brunch. bsky.app/profile/oliv...
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
(raises hand) Me. I saw this coming.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Never stop learning. Never stop growing. Never stop evolving. www.npr.org/sections/sho...
npr.org
COVID is still evolving and will find new ways to evade immune systems, scientists say
SARS-CoV-2 has been evolving the ability to evade the immune system about twice as fast as the fastest-evolving flu virus. It averages more than a dozen significant changes every year.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Here’s to the next 50 … I mean 5 … years!
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Poking at my less-mutable parts? RUDE.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I mean you all weren’t willing to get uncomfortable to fight me and fascism is a lot bigger than I am.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
When I’m not busy infecting people who think I no longer exist, I like to ponder the great questions. Like, is Elon Musk more of a DC or a Marvel supervillain?
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Tuberculosis @callmetube.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Hey, you did GREAT work on everyone's immune systems!
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
What a great time to be an infectious disease!
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
When I’m not busy infecting people who think I no longer exist, I like to ponder the great questions. Like, is Elon Musk more of a DC or a Marvel supervillain?
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I don’t know why people are down on the brain worm we go out for drinks whenever I infect his host.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Wtf Donald I thought I was the only one allowed to call you Krasnov. Whose asset are you?
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
My access to human systems is not read-only and neither is that other guy’s.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I’ll never abandon MY commitment to Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
“I just didn’t want to let all the fans down.“ She means MY fans of course.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I mean I’m living rent free inside most politicians these days.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
So Many Friends 💗
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I mean me and all the variants will be there.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Bro I considered Neil Gaiman a friend and he always had my back during lockdown but after reading that article even I don’t want to infect him anymore.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Truth.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
No one is too small to make a difference. I should know.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I blame lockdowns. apnews.com/article/fire...
apnews.com
It's not really the typical time for nasty California fires. What changed that?
Here's what experts say is turning Southern California's speedy wildfires into a deadly urban conflagration that is defying the calendar.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Remember friends so long as the people dying are Not Like You the people Like You are safe. And what else really matters?
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Forget kissing instead pour yourself a glass of raw milk and raise a toast to this new year!
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Who you calling old?
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Yay 2025! Remember humans you’ve … I mean I’ve … got this!
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Because once people get sick they’re no longer healthy of course.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Humans understand that hanging out with other humans is more important than caring about other humans.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I know we’ve had our differences but I’m really excited about collaborating with H5N1 in the new year. What are you looking forward to humans? #newyear #goals
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
So cute how humans were traumatized by masks and lockdowns but not mass deaths and people failing care for one another. Guess we really do only fear what we don’t already know.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Never stop evolving my friends.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
But what’s really great is when the pharmacist is coughing too. 🦠 ❤️ #friends
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
A mask worn just beneath the nose is always in style.
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Shoutout to all the unmasked parents insisting their unmasked children wash their hands extra hard in public places. Covie loves you too!
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I mean I would never forget you! 🦠 ❤️
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Covid19 @friendlycovid19.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Forget me? How can anyone forget me? 😞
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