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Lily

@friendlybot9000.bsky.social
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Odd shapeshifter thingy, expect my name and pronouns to change a bit (currently It/He) Note- @9billionpuppygirls.bsky.social can read my dms

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Whygena @whygena.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The rat has captured ya boy @lemonkyubun.bsky.social I don't think he minds tho
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CartoonZombie @cartoonzombie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuuka is patiently waiting her turn to be added to Sonic Racing Crossworlds
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was worried it would have diminishing returns
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How do i make 1 cum
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Grillaz
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rude
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I also recall hearing that nearly every redstoner shuns bedrock and considers it an abomination that's not worth ever touching. Because redstone in bedrock works different than java for some reason
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does anyone actually think that? The only praise i've literally ever seen from bedrock is that it's more accessible
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Little half related fun fact- did you know that until 2013 you couldn't be diagnosed with both adhd and autism? That's particularly funny because nowadays the modern understanding of adhd and autism is they're actually MORE likely to be paired together, not impossible
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think a lot of that issue is just that psychology is still relatively "new" as a field of study. Only really started being studied in the late 19th century and caught on in the early 20th century.
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean if it works it works. That being said the field of psychology really needs to get onto actually making certifications and stuff for hypnotherapy, and a LOT of other things. One thing i've learned while studying psychology is how it's so far back compared to other studies
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I guess my point is to me the word "professional" implies some degree of certifiable trustworthy training
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean from what i gather even if it's not recognized as a profession to most states, countries, or agencies, "therapist" (or something similar) is, so a licensed hypnotherapist would have to be a licensed therapist i'd assume.
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean i'll also say as someone who's into psychology that "professional hypnotist" makes me think you're a licensed hypnotherapist
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Orang
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You absolutely can and perhaps should dm me more
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You thought you escaped the inappropriate joke but your suggestion is basically telling her to kiss the ring
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is a wakeup call, you are completely allowed to act as and call yourself however you please. Even if you think you're already doing that sometimes you're still settling and don't know it, so always be reminding yourself to percieve yourself however you please
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
People always look better when they disregard how other people perceive them and just start being really self indulgent about it
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Luna+Bianca (DustyError) @dustyerror.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don't think the way i live my life is the objectively correct one, i'm sure a large portion of people would struggle if they made the choices i make, but overall i'm in tune with what works for me and i'm happy about that
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm not exactly smug or self righteous about not drinking or doing drugs but it is a choice i am very happy about making. No shade to you if you do those things but it's worked out really well for me personally and i appreciate myself for doing it
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Take a shot every time kamen rider appears
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DreamerKnight @dreamerknights.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Surprise drone recruitment!~ 👀 Done for @bluedraconicknight.bsky.social
Blue noticed a strange mark on the back of his hand that resembles an eye. He tries to scrub it off with a handkerchief, but it still remains.Out of nowhere, a strange telegram suddenly echoed in Blue's head. At the same time, his body started to change drastically. 

First, his head started to become more metallic as it pushes outwards. His eyes and pupil merge, becoming one. His chest and hips flared outwards, giving her a nice feminine figure. The wrists of his arm detached, but still connected through some sort of magnet.

Her pants slip loose from her growing rear and it reveals her detached legs which is also similarly connected with magnets. An extra set of robotic arms sprout from her sides, right below the original pair.Blue's transformation into a drone was complete. Her voice was now robotic, like the message that was playing in her head.

Her head resembles a security camera, with three extra 'eyes' attached to her head. Her chest had grown to an enormous degree, ones that would make a regular woman jealous. Her curvaceous figure is further amplified by her big robotic thighs. The same eye symbol from before was etched into the back of her hands.
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dude i have like actual tits, it's great. Y'all wish you were me
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No but you should apologize to me anyways just in case
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You didn't include me in your apology. I felt very left out :(
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As somebody who is not a puppy and only sometimes a girl, i feel truly offended this apology doesn't accommodate me. Please change this apology to also include golem boys and also retroactively change it to account for any future identities i may or may not have or i will block you
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
True though
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Columbo's wifeification (you allegedly exist but only offscreen, nobody can ever confirm you are actually real)
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Awww babe, don't worry, you'll always be problematic in my heart <3
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/atlCk...
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then die
YouTube video by UnstoppablePhoenix
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I would chat entirely about my singing monsters
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Indeed is really funny to observe
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I will eated you next
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I eated the cease and desist
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I eated your lawyers
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Modern romeo and juliet
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love being a contrarian
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Jessica @9billionpuppygirls.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Kamen Rider W: Die Beam Meme
ALT: Kamen Rider W: Die Beam Meme
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nuh uh
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Counterpoint- nuh uh
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
...lesson?
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Keep speaking like that and you won't get airholes this time
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Jessica, this is controlling and problematic behavior. I'm afraid i'm going to have to put you in the jar again
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Slides along a bsky.app/profile/opis... unless this post was about you
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh i misread
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Slides along a bsky.app/profile/opis...
bsky.app
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Lily @friendlybot9000.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Eventually
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