Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026As it's fake you get to belatedly celebrate Easter with a personal resurrection! 010
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Are there rules regarding this sort of thing? Cornflakes fine , Rice Krispies too noisy? Or is it a universal cereal bus? 140
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I could say I do an excellent impression of a giraffe, but that would really be sticking my neck out...... 000
Reposted by Alan ReadPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Wife just told me this one: What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam. 534134970
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026You don't feel you should wait for the TripAdvisor reviews? 010
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Well..... I guess no one wants a flighty partner right? 0120
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026It's not a crime To speak in rhyme But best not do it All the time 000
Reposted by Alan Readjae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 07/03/2026OpenAI head of robotics just resigned over company deal with the Pentagon saying… “Surveillance of Americans without judicial oversight and lethal autonomy without human authorization are lines that deserved more deliberation than they got” 13770812621
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I hope you haven't reached the stage of considering capital punishment..... 010
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026When I first worked in Whitehall Mrs Thatcher was referred to as "Herself". I can't claim to know why! Anyway thanks for the clarification. 010
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026The appalling cost in human suffering and anguish should be unconscionable. To what end is this being enacted? 010
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026A byte from an Apple? It might appear free at first glance, but they might gain ownership of your firstborn unto the seventh generation in the T&C you don't read before accepting! I like the pic though! :) 020
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Chilly at this time of year in the northern hemisphere, I s'pose we could expect some book burning sessions.... Grim. 030
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025It could be some Americans would be inclined to seize this "window of opportunity".... 000
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025That's a spectacular display of insecurity and misogyny, that says far more about their failings than your achievement. Congratulations on your PhD! 000
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Vlad's little helpers did quite a number on the UK. 020
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025It appears he's further cemented his reputation.... 020
Reposted by Alan ReadProf Bill McGuire @profbillmcguire.bsky.social · 27/10/2025If you live in Jamaica and are considering staying put - DON'T This is an astonishingly powerful, slow-moving, storm that is going to have a cataclysmic impact on landfall Wind speeds up to 160mph, a 15ft storm surge and 3ft+ of rain FIND SHELTER NOW www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...theguardian.comHurricane Melissa live: life-threatening category 5 storm to bring 175mph winds as it moves towards JamaicaJamaicans urged to seek shelter immediately, and Cuba, Haiti and Dominican Republic also threatened 27046
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025This is my ship. I use it as something of an ice-breaker at parties. 010
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I'd imagine that providing space for important services and amenities, as part of the proposed development, can iron out potential issues far more effectively than a local authority attempting to play catch up to the frequent revisions and timeline adjustments common in large scale projects. 040
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 19/10/2025In fairness, a King Trump would be aptly described as a Reigning Shit..... 020
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 19/10/2025"Here's my petard. If you use this sturdy rope, looped over this tree branch from the winch provided, it should be trivial a matter to hoist... Oh, never mind... I'll do it myself!" 0102
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025My shiny new Photo Driving Licence card arrived today. Importantly, for fans of cult 1960s TV series The Prisoner, Iron Maiden fans, and assorted current or former Teenage Dirtbags, I can now loudly proclaim: "I'M NOT JUST A FREE MAN, I'M A NUMBER TOO!" 010
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Paradox or not, I think I could probably manage to console myself if Goodwin left these shores.... 030
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Echoes of Michael Gove claiming the UK "have had enough of experts" during the Brexit campaign. 020
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025It's looking pretty grim folks. All this, and more, in just 3 days.... 010
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Thanks to the BT team for all your efforts! Will the new issue also be available at retailers? 110
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025"Slightly Simpliced" wouldn't be the worst thing I've ever been called.... 010
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I was eager to read a book about male sexual stamina. But, to be honest, it was something of an anticlimax. 020
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Non insignificant = significant! Other than that, yep, probably.... 000
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Did they do this of their accord ? Or were they frogmarched into the frog march? 010
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025It's sometimes been said of me that "Alan always alliteratively approves Amphibian Antifa aligned activity." Allegedly anyway.... 110
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I think Channel 4's True Love was one of the better drama series I've seen recently. The title might lead one to imagine it's light and frothy. It isn't! 000
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Fair enough! I rather enjoy customising all kinds of things, but clearly it's not everyone's choice. Can't help with retail options outside of UK I'm afraid. 000
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025It's time for innovation! Press them gently into a cup of salt before eating them. You could experiment with adding finely chopped nuts, raisins, even chilli flakes until you have perfected a number of new favourites! :) 100
Alan Read @fretwhizzy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Damn! It's foul not fail isn't it? Nevermind, I'll live! :) 010