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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 3h
On one hand Live And Let Die has the racial politics one would expect from an attempt at blaxploitation done by a white British director. On the other hand, Baron Samedi is the best Bond henchmen and it's not even close.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 12h
DOOM, AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS: DOOM IS ALSO WORRIED ABOUT SHARON.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 12h
Getting right back to the real core of X-Factor: the O5 are terrible people. "God Scott, enough about your dead wife who you abandoned in Alaska and who's murderer is still at large. Just fuck me already."
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 12h
"Find our son. Keep him safe. Raise him. Keep him away from excessive bandoliers. Make sure he doesn't hang out with Deadpool. Tell him to only use reasonably-sized guns."
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 13h
Red and yellow Jean is also an acceptable Player 2 color for the Marvel Girl getup.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 13h
Hank looking normal in the box tells me this isn't a fuck up of the digital coloring.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 13h
Kasem flipping out over having to follow up a Pointer Sisters song with a dedication to Warren's death sent in by Hank (Wings of a Dove by Ferlin Husky.)
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 14h
Electric power is being RESTORED. There will be RERUNS of MASH airing on CBS. CASEY KASEM will READ OUT the TOP 40 on RADIO.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 14h
WHO IS THE REAL MONSTER It's still the windigo but the Asshole Friend is a distant but not too distant second.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 14h
Frank is probably having the time of his life two streets over.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 15h
The coloring and lattice designs on the fringes remind me of Ainu clothing.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 15h
"This is a message to all Federation infidels."
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 16h
This isn't Staten Island what the hell.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 18h
According to wikipedia, 2018 officially, but before that you had a few decades of the church strongly disapproving of it but not really having it be a dealbreaker.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 20h
I like how, if you average it up across all Gundam series, it's the Space People who are portrayed in the wrong more often than the Earth People.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 21h
Also, the fact that this happens in the Gulf and in the Taliban's Afghanistan means that no this is not just "white people shit."
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These will be presented as third-class relics when Leo beatifies Ditka next year.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kill Pearse, though. It's very much for the best that he specifically does not live to see fascism become a thing.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
CARDINAL JUAN DE MURDERO Y TORTURO: Witches are not real, merely a superstition spread by the ignorant who do not understand God's order of the world. You know what is real? Jews.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It also exploits Jason Isaacs in his most natural acting mode - the human embodiment of reasons to hate the British.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anarchism at peak "propaganda of the deed"? Woah! You shot at a lot of presidents and kings! This brought about a lasting Free Non-Hierarchical Society Of Peace And Love And Stupid Flags With Skulls On Them, right?
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Giovanni d'Hammont does *not* want you asking questions about where his family got the money he spent on his dinosaur park.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This being a Fall of the Mutants tie-in, I can only conclude that Matt and the various members of the Plasmatics are showing a mutie what for.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
God, fuck you Warlock.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Erik heel-turns in fury over one of the New Mutants getting killed" also reads like an idea specifically concocted to make it more palatable to Claremont.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Honestly the eyebrows are finally doing something for me; they work well in the shadows during Erik's freak out.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wonder if we're testing the waters for Erik's heel-turn here. It's a few years off but you never know.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Hello Mister and Missus Ramsey, this is Michael Xavier - BUT MEN CALL ME POWER."
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The X-Babies faced a dark horror which destroyed what remaining innocence they had left. Also Doug died.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rahne's a Presbyterian, she's assuming the smiley guys were elect to damnation so she doesn't have to think too hard about another fucked up thing that happened today.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The last good Why Your Team Sucks I read was I think the 2017 one where the Patriots entry was just "Fuck you."
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck kind of onomatopoeia is SKWUDGE. Sounds like a C-list hardcore band with an awful person as the frontmab.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Michigan never calls back.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Power Pack would kill Bird Brain with hammers I can tell you that much.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also cannot be tackled because as a Ghost-type he is immune to Normal-type attacks.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah but he can't aim it for shit, real early Josh Allen stuff.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hypno sacked early in the season as accusations from his time at Penn surface.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Holofoil Pictures Of Nephew can get a high price on eBay if it's in good condition and not starting to bend.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Somewhat recently on SomethingAwful there was a minor dustup over the permaban of a poster in Saudi who kept making unhinged rants about Israelis and his defenders insisted that Westerners just don't understand that him calling Jews pigs and dogs is a MENA cultural expression of grief.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Excuse to get drunk but involves a weird initiation ceremony and fee" isn't that just getting elected to Parliament.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Though I have started to wonder if that even does anything considering the absolute *state* of UK politics for the past ten years.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Going to put SO MANY "it is alleged but not confirmed" on my wikipedia page.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Should've maintained the Chinese garden, in fact just completely remodel the town to look like a Song dynasty merchant village.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Parti Play Station Souveraineté-Quebecois Perkele Portable
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A bloodthirsty expansionist nation who's army ethos is based on a mostly fake interpretation of a long-dead warrior tradition that valorizes dying in a blaze of glory over surrender would be To Real for the intended audience.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That thing you see in Gundams where both sides of the conflict are supposed to be Imperial Japan in WWII in various contexts.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
DUKE NUKEM: You transitioned? *DUH DUH DUHDUH* DUKE: Good. Transition to getting me a sandwich. *DUH DUH DUHDUH*
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also, "suitcase or coffin" is still ethnic cleansing (which is Bad) even if the ethnicity is not particularly sympathetic at the time.
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Have you considered buying a fancy sports car with horrific financing and then marrying a woman old enough to be your daughter?
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That Cenobite That Looks Like Skunk Baxter @fresnofred.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ALLEGEDLY
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