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Freshmemedaddy

@freshmemedaddy.bsky.social
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This page is for the nerds who like their humor a little messy. linktr.ee/freshmemedaddy

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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 15h
Just fixed my washer like it was one of you brats! Owning a house taught me how to get my hands dirty, computers, appliances, or whatever’s broken. Nothing gets me hotter than solving problems with these skilled hands. Who needs a handyman when you’ve got skills like these? 😏
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 17h
Make it make sense!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 19h
Blade cold against your trembling skin… I trace it slow, watching the goosebumps rise. Stay perfectly still for me, little sub. Don’t move… and you won’t get cut. Breathe. Trust me.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 22h
This is pretty much my whole existence!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dressing my good little sub into their favorite animal costume… ears on, tail plugged deep, on all fours where they belong. Petting them, feeding them from my hand, making them speak and beg while I use them like the needy little animal they are. Such a good pet.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have survived for another day!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had you bent over, taking every hard stroke until I came deep in your ass. Watched my cum drip out before I pushed a plug in to lock it all inside. Now you’re walking around all day with me still in you, feeling sofull. Every time you move you feel it and know who owns that hole.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DRINK YOUR WATER!!!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dressing you in that frilly little maid outfit, watching the skirt ride up as I bend you over and play with what’s mine… tugging the lace aside, fingers sliding in while you whimper “yes Master” and soak the pretty fabric. Good little toy.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What am I going to do with you!?
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shh… turn that pretty brain off for me. No thoughts, no decisions, just soft and empty while Daddy decides exactly how he’s going to use you. You don’t have to think. You just have to take it.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I took some photos of my cock budging against my underwear, but I don't care for any of them. I don’t know how you all make your spicy photos so sexy! I guess I have to experiment some more this weekend or so!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is such a need for me!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shhh Daddy's got you. You're too small to handle that yourself. Let me take care of every needy little bit of you. That's a Good girl, all mine to spoil little one.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You need actually food!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I force my cock into your tight little holes, stretching and claiming every inch as mine. You’re just a set of holes for my pleasure, I take what I want, fill you deep, and only care about how good you feel wrapped around me while I use you.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You summoned me?
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bent my sub over and spanked that perfect ass until my handprint burned bright red into their skin. Every sharp crack made them moan and push back for more. The mark lingered for hours… and so did the ache.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For science!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stay perfectly still for me, little sub. Not a single muscle moves while I play with what’s mine… slow, deliberate, teasing every sensitive spot until you’re trembling and aching. One twitch and I stop. Be good and take it.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am debating if I want to update the profile picture for a new era of the page. It is a wonderfully done commissioned piece, but I have had him for far too long. Drop some suggestions of what would look good. I mean I can I just post my dick again. 😈
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What in the world are you up to now?!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am just going to leave this here for anyone who wants to ask me anything! ngl.link/freshmemedad...
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Swallow every last drop for Daddy. Don’t spill a single bit of my cum, take it all down that pretty throat and show me how good my sub is at cleaning me up. Every. Last. Drop.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You are a DEMON!!!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Time for a careful inspection, pet. Present those holes properly. I want to see and touch them to decide exactly how they’re going to be used tonight. Be good and spread them open for me!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is actually pretty simple!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ll bend you over, hand in your hair, and remind you who owns that bratty mouth. Every smart remark earns another hard spank until you’re dripping, begging, and finally quiet… just the way I like my good girl.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You all can get scary sometimes!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturdays are for the boys… and sharing my needy little sub with them. Watching her take turn after turn while I edge her and decide who gets her next. She’s dripping, begging, and still asking for more.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know you have an oral fixation, but I will get overstimulated fast!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Be a good little sub for me. Keep rambling about your autistic special interests while I play with you… slow, teasing, relentless. The moment you stop talking, my hands stop too. Keep those words flowing if you want me to keep going. I want to hear every detail while I ruin you.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is perfectly normal to want to mark what is your's, right?!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Got my sub deep in the corn maze… deliberately took the wrong turns until we were properly lost. Hands over their mouth, body pressed against the stalks, quiet orders and desperate little sounds while no one else could find us. Best kind of getting lost.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here is a little treat for everyone on my day off! I hope you all like it! 😈
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am well prepared for the start of spooky season!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Proper choking of a sub requires full consent, clear safewords, and constant monitoring. Never fully block the airway or carotid arteries for more than a few seconds. Hands stay light on the sides of the neck, never the front. Stop immediately if they struggle or lose color.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You are going to be shown just how frustrated Daddy is right now!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pinned you down hard, wrist above your head, my body crushing yours. You thrashed and begged me to stop while I forced every inch inside, fucking you like you had no choice. Your struggles only made me take you deeper. Mine.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How about you just drink your water!?
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Looking for cool rocks with my sub… hands dirty, knees in the dirt, that eager look in their eyes every time we find a good one. The second we bag the prettiest stone I’m bending them over right there, fucking them hard while they still smell like earth and victory.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know I cannot turn into a werewolf, right?!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Feeling every tremor in my deaf sub’s body as I edge her. No words needed, just my hands signing “stay still,” the vibration of the toy, and her silent, desperate nods when she begs with her eyes. She comes hard, mouth open in a soundless cry. Mine.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can actually let your walls down!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Race me in Mario Kart, little sub. Lose, and I’m bending you over the couch, claiming every inch while you still hear that ‘You win!’ echo. Blue shell or not, your body is mine tonight.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I want to see you fully break first!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You’re so deep asleep, soft and warm under my hands… I slide my fingers between your legs, slow and greedy, watching your body twitch while you don’t even know I’m using you. My perfect little sub, already wet for me in your dreams.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tell me one thing you like about me… and one thing you’d change. I want to keep improving for all of you.
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You can just listen!
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Freshmemedaddy @freshmemedaddy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
God, look at you… taking every inch so perfectly, so deep, so fucking well. That tight little body was made for this. You’re such a good little pet for me. Keep taking Daddy's cock just like that.
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