freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Weird way to spell "bar fight" but I'm glad you're ok! 120
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Whoa I never would have thought to try that, but it worked! Thank you!!! 000
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Whoever tries to take your lunch money is in for *very* bad time 110
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Oh my god. Yes. I have so many ideas. Am I dumb/motivated enough to bring them to life? TBD 120
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Ughhhhhhhhhh my tomatoes aren't ready yet and I'm so jealous of you rn 020
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I want to walk about 500 yards straight ahead, lay down in the middle of that grass and stare up at the sky 120
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 28/04/2025"What else would you call the hole you shove rats into?" 020
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 02/04/2025🎯🎯🎯 Personally I think it was Kilmer's best performance of his career, but I know I'm in the minority there 110
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 02/04/2025The Salton Sea is tragically underrated, I will die on this hill 120
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 20/03/2025We're trying to hire a new general counsel, please have your daughter submit an application 0190
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Snorted loud enough to wake up my dog (who is much older than four) He is not happy lol 010
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 09/03/2025...on the eve of the time change? ...in this economy? 010
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Wait until you hear about what's going on at the ticketmaster donut shop next door 010
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Why is USC even on this list? I'm the exact opposite of a USC hater btw, but the tailgating experience just ain't it. 010
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Lewis can fix Ferrari. I know he can (lol i don't, but this is what I'm telling myself) 110
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Please don't post erotic content on my feed Just kidding, please keep the cheese porn coming 010
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Oh there are no stairs? No worries, I'll just scale the outside of the building 000
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Wow I must have totally missed that in the past, fascinating! 010
freshly dead @freshlydead.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Wait a minute... @brigit.bsky.social went to North Korea? I feel like we just glossed over that without addressing it 110
