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@freeto.bsky.social
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Fish | 30s | Married to a catlizard | 18+| He/Him I make dumb stuff sometimes, VERY amateur video editor pfp by happyroadkill

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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
They really put the PS3 filter over my train ride
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hey freeto what does it feel like in Maryland right n-
It's soop
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Yup sure can bud!
A picture of magnezone smiling. The joke here being there is no face on this pokemon
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Me: hey why do you have ranch coffee Co-worker: what The coffee in question:
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Let's gooooooo. I didn't even have to do anything lmao
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I spotted number 1 in the wild two weeks ago which yeah is a weird thing to see on the metro
Sign that says Kalshi rule #1: We ban insider trading
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
you've heard of grilk (grinch milk) now get ready for grilk (grimace milk)
A bottle of purple milk
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
come on in to the farm store shop goods buns arctic fox usa irish pub bar diner in quebec
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
They got fucking grilk at rutters?
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I'm so full of Valentine's day sushi yum ❤️ @iampuff.bsky.social
A boat of sushi with an amazing dergn
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Derg and I showin a Christmas classic to the fam
A screenshot of perennial holiday classic Rapsittie Christmas special
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Got my inlaws a gift. They're gonna hate me
Baja blast snuggie
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
playing helldivers
A player named "I zip tied my penis to a brick" died
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Me when the dry ass biscuit turns my throat into a desert
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Dudes be like "man I hate Tom Sawyer"

My brother in Christ What you say about his company is what you say about society
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
We watched the substance, holy shit it's incredible yall should watch it. Can't think of a movie where our collective jaws were just open for a half of a movie
me: hmmmm
me: OH MY GOD
me: the substance
puff: o-o
me: is the white women version of the nutty professor :|
puff: DONT U
puff: GOD
puff: HAVE SOME SHAME
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
You know tokyo xtreme racer is so back when you see stuff like this in cutscenes
A still that says "The calm era is over- One after another, new souls cry out their birth"
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Hey why was this actually not a terrible serial killer movie???
A movie called butt boy

Tldr: a dude is addicted to putting stuff up his butt, played COMPLETELY seriously
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
We're doin all of em. Probably gonna be ready for dinner by the time we get done with one
Screencap of the first Lord of the rings movie (3h 49m)
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Netflix Thumbnails: Tries to convey what you're in for in a single picture Britbox Thumbnails: The council deciding your fate
A screenshot of Britbox's main menu. Everyone is staring at you for some reason
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Think i'll post some stuff i made cuz why not Yakuza with ed edd and eddy sound fx:
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
If you ever talk about the title of this movie, at least 3 emojis need to be added to it and one of them better be one of these:😩
A movie poster for "Daddy's Head"
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Dang i got in just before a mil lol
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Elite Dangerous: A game about booming economies in the depths of space, fighting with intergalactic politics and space pirates alike Also Elite Dangerous:
The HUD pointing to a ship named "Fleety McCarrierface"
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Oh shit this is the day the DS9 crew travel back to the Bell Riots??
The date shown is Friday 8/30/24, which is the day that the crew from Deep Space 9 travel back in time to the Bell Riots. From the episode "Past Tense" (One of the best in the series imo)
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
This one for sure
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
Dragon fell asleep on me watchin a horror series so when they wake up they get Shrek
It's shrek
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
BEAUTIFUL thumbnail there
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
i love this lizard they are the best dragon and i wanna smooch this silly floof all the time <3
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
You're famished. Have this out of context youtube pause screen
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
Playing duck detective and I think I found my spirit animal
A disheveled cat with a headset on in an energy drink in her pocket. The three prompts are investigations you can make through the game on this character, labeled bad habits, insomniac and dedicated
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
First month in IT: Oh cool! This person's requested me because I did such a good job fixing their computer :D Me now:
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
Thanks genius
Lyrics from a ween song that says "I came in your mouth."

Someone from genius confirmed that that was the lyric
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
Here it is, best way i can describe my local popeyes from memory
What I drew from my local popeyes from memory. There is a giant space in the middle of it for some reason
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
Finally. Optimized New Vegas.
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
The married to a goblin simulator:
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
Thing is, the brain rot isn't even limited to their songs. Despite dark side of the moon being the most recognizable album cover in, you know, all of music, you still get stuff like this:
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
Oculus:
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Lemme tell y'all about duck shit tea and why it got its name. Apparently it's real good if you can get past the name Source: www.bluewillowtea.com/products/duc...
According to legend, the farmers who made this tea plucked the leaves from tea trees growing in soil that was a yellowish-brown color.  The tea was so exceptional, they called it Ya Shi Xiang (Duck Shit Aroma), hoping to prevent people from stealing their tea or taking cuttings from their trees.  Think of it like the old Greenland/Iceland switcharoo.  It didn't take long before word got out about how good the tea was, though, so here we are
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
cake
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
It's funny because one of the biggest stories in wrestling is about a man named Cody. Which in all fairness he looks like a 16 year old at like 40.
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
Enhance
Gottem
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
Don't ask how we got to this point last night
An 8 ball behind 3 other balls which if you play billiards you can tell this is going to be a bad time.
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
Alright who's the well known shit poster that makes all the kitchen nightmares official youtube channels thumbnails
A photoshopped image of well known chef Gordon Ramsay eating what can be described as a well scrunched up man in his mouth with the caption "om nom nom nom" underneath
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
Holy shit I was able to get the fabled Mario Milk
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
Aw man I'm trying to think of a scene from letterkenny. Maybe I can find the clip on youtube from the thumbnail? The thumbnails:
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
Thinking about the official Garfield urinal again
Garfield urinal
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
That does make a ton of sense. The worst ones never grew out of that phase and never moved on from the 00s. The ones that do are probably parents, real estate agents, etc. Best (or worst i guess) case is the dude from Trapt who is a massive POS, but also one of the funniest anecdotes from wikipedia
In May 2020, Brown threatened legal action against multiple Change.org petitions to keep the band's music off of the upcoming Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2 re-release, even though the band's music never appeared on the originals nor was announced for the remaster.[42]
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Freeto @freeto.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
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