Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I actually asked the dealership to have the special "v series" French EV plates on my car. When they failed to do this, they refunded me the new plate $59 fee. I went to Service Ontario today and they didn't seem to know about it, until someone at the back did some digging and found a pair. 😀 000
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Happy Friday! This morning, I was listening to a Spotify playlist while biking, and while I passed by my alma mater, uOttawa, the song Graduation by Vitamin C came on. It was a nice coincidence. Anyway, enjoy this part of the song as shown in Scary Movie 2. 😁 youtu.be/A8a6N1Sl4Vo?...youtu.beScary Movie 2 - Cindy Campbell Friends ForeverYouTube video by YouAskWeUpload 000
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yesterday, I was listening to a CBC News report about Angine de Poitrine winning the 2026 Polaris Music Prize. The commentator brought up this conspiracy theory that the true identity of this duo is Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry. 🤣 000
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026And the trade has been done! I decided to plunge into full electric with this third-generation 2026 Nissan Leaf. 😀 451
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's with a heavy heart that I've decided to trade in my beloved 2013 Toyota Matrix that has been my reliable carriage and has taken me to faraway places like New Brunswick and Tennessee. We had lots of great times together, like when it got stuck in the fabulous Kingston Pride parade! 😀 040
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm waiting for a burger order at this local restaurant with this tiled floor. I'm sitting on a stool playing with my phone. The floor behind my phone is playing with my mind! It's making me look at things in 3D. 😵💫 120
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I had a friend send me a post about how a ration lunch looked like in WW2. And I thought, while some men (especially in the manosphere) have larping fantasies about fighting on the front lines, mine is simply being creative in the kitchen. Anyway, this is how I think I'd look making crème brûlée. 😁 030
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Name a character you can't stand. He's selfish, thinks he's smarter than everyone else, and he's kind of a downer to the group. *spoilers* I was sad when Rachel got off the plane to be with him. Working in Paris would have been a dream (for me, at least).static.klipy.comRoss Geller asks 'Why do bad things happen?' in FriendsALT: Ross Geller asks 'Why do bad things happen?' in Friends 340
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I've been hearing the song I Will Always Love You, both versions left by our departed queens. But here's a lesser known version that I also remembered. 😀 youtu.be/1McCkUf3mV0?...youtu.beI Will Always Love YouYouTube video by Jesse Nathan 020
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This morning, I woke up, not wanting to get out of bed. I walked to the espresso machine to turn it on, which takes 15 minutes to heat up. Then went nap on the couch. Then, I didn't want to leave the couch for coffee. All the while, my cat is begging me for food. 030
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My five Simpson quotes: 1 - Hah! Nobody cares! 2 - Everything's coming up Milhouse! 3 - ...what the hell was that!? 4 - Hot stuff comin' through! 5 - I didn't know we could do that! 010
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Tonight, there is a "team reveal party" to announce which team I will play on in our local queer hockey league this year. But I also have to be at the train station to pick up my niece. While it may feel like a Brady Bunch situation, the train is delayed, so I get to do both! Thanks, VIA Rail!static.klipy.comIf You Say SoALT: If You Say So 020
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My niece is passing through town. I picked up up late last night from the bus stop, and then, after a few hours of sleep, I drove her to the train station early this morning. It's Fatigued Canadian Friday for me, I guess. 🥴 010
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I work as the head of tech service for a building products manufacturer. I'm expected to perform miracles all the time. Then I got a call on my personal phone from a friend who asked me to look at his broken fridge. I barely know the guy or about how fridges work. But I just can't say no to people.😅 120
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Canadians may remember this commercial. This is how I'm feeling now. 🙃 youtu.be/k-gFPTbpikI?...youtu.beKFC Canada - Bucket Scream Leaf Commercial 2005YouTube video by Hshg766 Cantik455 010
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I went to watch A Midsummer Night's Dream in a park today. The actor who played Lysander was a woman, who is Hermia's love interest. In A1S1, Theseus said to Hermia, "Either to die the death or to abjure forever the society of men." The ladies' faces were like, "we're ok with that!" 🏳️🌈♀️♀️ 020
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Here is the offensive photo. Viewer discretion is advised. 🙃 150
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Well, I never thought I'd see myself getting Zucced, especially for sexual content. But I guess there's a first for everything! 110
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Live in: 🇨🇦 Born in: 🇨🇦 Parents: 🇨🇦🇨🇦 Grandparents: 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 Great Grandparents: 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 Been to: 🇧🇪🇨🇮🇨🇱🇨🇵🇩🇴🇩🇪🇬🇧🇱🇺🇺🇲🇲🇽 Want to live in: 🇨🇦🇲🇫🇬🇧🇧🇻 240
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Happy FCF! Fake "sea" Friday. Because I'm on a fresh water river beach. I know, it sounds lame, but it's quite nice out here! 1170
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026AI slop on social media is pushing me off of it. I love a video essay, but YT is pushing garbage on me lately. And this morning, FB was showing me articles about how "scientists confirm" that Vikings came to this side of the world 500 years before Columbus did. That was news like 60 years ago! 120
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I work in the office of a factory. Today, there is a thunderstorm warning. Sometimes, I don't know if the rumblings or bangs are either coming from thunder, the factory floor, or heavy vehicles rolling outside. 🤔 020
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Without saying your age, what's your favourite movie that came out when you were 18 030
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 27/07/2026With the right seasonings and a frying pan, with cheese, this did make for an amazing quesadilla. No this didn't cost me $3. 😆 030
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Tonight, I ran over 1,000 simulations, and I found that it would cost me only “around $3” for a meal consisting of: 010
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy Independence Day! youtu.be/3r_qd2yxIsM?...youtu.beAmerican WomanYouTube video by THE GUESS WHO - Topic 010
Reposted by YasspachoOccasionally Spooky Transpo @occtranspo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026There's #CanadaDay captured perfectly. #Ottawa @helps.octranspo.com 57130
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I was planning on attending a concert in the Byward Market today in Ottawa, where this band is scheduled to play. But due to uncertain weather, I dunno if this concert is still on. That with reports of flooded roads, I decided to stay home and listen to this amazing album! 😀 020
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 30/06/2026You know the old expression, a broken clock is right twice a day? Well, that literally happened to me this morning. I instinctively looked up at my kitchen clock and, upon realizing it was broken, that it was actually the correct time. 😀 Also, maybe I should replace it. 😆 030
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Here are the 3 dumbest takes I saw this morning before having coffee: -Democrats would have voted for silly German moustache guy over the creepy orange mop. -Elizabeth Banks isn't a redhead or chesty enough to play Ms Frizzle. -The "woke" are saying "algae life matters." I'm exhausted 🥴 010
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026every hometown's got the the ominous megastructure, what's yours? Here is the giant smoke stack my cousin is speaking of. It kind of dominates the skyline, and I've always hated it. Yet, I'm kind of sad to see it go. 😆 020
Reposted by YasspachoYasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I just uploaded my latest ebike adventure video about my amazingly serene ride around Miquelon Island. Check it out on my YouTube channel! youtu.be/T9PnKwmpF2Uyoutu.beAtlantic Adventure Part 1: MiquelonYouTube video by Kevin's Biking Adventures 042
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIFstatic.klipy.comHomer and Bart Simpson's Bike RideALT: Homer and Bart Simpson's Bike Ride 020
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I just uploaded my latest ebike adventure video about my amazingly serene ride around Miquelon Island. Check it out on my YouTube channel! youtu.be/T9PnKwmpF2Uyoutu.beAtlantic Adventure Part 1: MiquelonYouTube video by Kevin's Biking Adventures 042
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Explain your @ I feel the most free whenever I'm on a bike, especially when I'm alone. I get to go anywhere on my own pace, go where big motorized cages can't go, park anywhere, and not get stuck in traffic. And riding in the breeze is quite a great feeling! 😀 093
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I was just typing out an email/memo in English and in French. In English, I naturally used a singular "they" instead of "he or she." In French, we have the unofficial "iel" pronoun that I very much wanted to use! But not knowing if many people actually use it, I stuck to the old "il ou elle." 130
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Bike and train combo FTW! My two favourite transport modes. 🥰 120
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Happy #FCF! I'm thinking of starting an OnlyFans. I'll post the hottest content, which will then be cooled down by my little collection, of only fans! I'm talking about Fan-Cooling, Fridays of course! 😁 170
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Here's an example of how I communicate with my husband. 240
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 10/06/2026While biking to work this morning, I saw a man driving a Kia Sorento. I happened to spot an RTM parking pass on his mirror. I've heard of reliability issues with Kias, much like the O-Train. 👀 #Ottawa #octranspo 030
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you? 050
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 08/06/2026CBC Ottawa Morning today reporting on Shawarma Fest: -They're trying to break the Guinness record for most shawarmas made here in Canada's shawarma capital! -*giggles* We're also Canada's actual capital, isn't that great enough!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 030
Reposted by YasspachoYasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 27/06/2025We're in Paris for one more day, and we saw this replica of the Statue of Liberty. Underneath, there was some graffiti where it was written "vive les lesbiennnes" (with three Ns for some reason). That means "long live the lesbians." Therefore, I conclude that Lady Liberty is a lesbian. ♀️♀️ 031
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Yesterday, the Globe and Mail, Ottawa/Québec edition, published a two-page featuring the queer hockey league I joined last year. They are amazing and provide a safe, positive, and inclusive space to play the sport. I, and other members scrambled to find paper copies of it. 😀 110
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Happy Pride month! To kick it off, here's a repost from a few days ago of my gay wedding! 🏳️🌈 140
Yasspacho @freesolocyclist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Good Lord! I've gotten to that age when I'm telling friends' teenage children who have no idea who I am, about how I last saw them when they were little.static.klipy.comI'M Old! - Freaky Friday ReactionAlt: I'M Old! - Freaky Friday Reaction 020