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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can't be the only one who hears "DEEZ NUTS" in their head every time I see a post that quotes Bank of America, but shortens it:

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Yeah, he knows so much about sports he ran the USFL into the ground like his casinos. God, these fuckers are so stupid.

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

No, bro, they actually do. Booze doesn't turn you into a fucking anti-Semite, it just lets that shit bypass the filter that booze deactivates.

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Yeah, and in UNO, that's a *BAD* thing. The goal of the fucking game is to completely discard your hand before everyone else. Both he and whoever made this meme that he re-truthed are incredibly fucking stupid.

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Yes. And also, "hundreds of times"? Reminds me of the joke about the bear mauling the hunter and saying "Y'know, I don't think you're out here for the hunting." 🤣

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

And if you don't think Bari Weiss has an email demanding John Oliver be fired saved in her drafts folder, I have a bridge to sell you.

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

And meanwhile, these countries have already told him to fuck off. I find Slovenia (Melania's home country) to be quite funny 😁

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I'm guessing these countries immediately put the invitation to join the "Board of Peace" in the circular file 🤣

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Brain rot is a real thing, people. I don't know how you watch "No Country For Old Men" and think the ending is "ambiguous."

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

He's SOOO CLOSE to getting it, y'all...

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Cool. Now do Epstein, you fucking fuck.

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

"a different time." Oh, so it was magically okay to fuck underage girls back then? GTFOH. Release the goddamn files already.

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Please please PLEASE don't let this be fake.

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

And if you do find yourself scoring at home, go walk into traffic

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Goddamn, it's been TEN YEARS since Leicester's magical run? Time flies, man.

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

It's not a political party anymore. It's a goddamn cult.

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Oh, they're more than "touching" it.

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Something something leopards something something eating faces yadda yadda yadda go piss up a rope

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Some solid matchups in the non-conference for the Boilers this upcoming basketball season. Can't say they don't play nobody.

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Chef: We have a lovely farm to table prime rib with garlic mashed potatoes that I think you'll enjoy DJT: Nah, fuck it just give me a cheeseburger and fries and a Coke.

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Of course he is. Why the fuck else would he bring the kid with him everywhere. He doesn't give a fuck about that kid, it's a human shield. Like Martin Sheen's character in "The Dead Zone."

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I guess we'll just have to shift gears to "rapist," then. 🤷

Directive from the orange man-baby banning the word "felon" from the White House.

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Holy shit, this Nosferatu doppelganger motherfucker is the same age as me?!?!?

Emil Bove, acting USDAG, who according to Wikipedia, is forty-fucking-three, but imo looks at least 15 years older than that (and I feel I'm being generous.)

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Yeah, how dare we feed the hungry? That sounds a lot like something Christ advocated. These people are fucking ghouls.

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

"I let them vote how they wish." Oh, how magnanimous of you, you fucking prick. Never mind that your vote for TFG does indeed signal your intent to harm them and their rights. Can't wait for your post tomorrow with a pic of your bologna sandwich with FNC on your TV in the background.

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Clinton Reese @freeruckus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

HELL YEAH!!! Boiler Up, baby!

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