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Jay suis amusé

@freejay.bsky.social
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Screenwriter, Artist, Human, rarely all three at once. (Hollywood, CA - The Paris of Hell)

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Tom Coombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 4h
David Bowie vs. the “mice in their million hordes” mentioned in “Life on Mars” #horrorwriterschat
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I love writing...” *The Act of Writing stabs me mercilessly in the chest.* “Just love it…”
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy the Forbes list. As always, should you, or your Wu-Tang Clan be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This message will stay posted as an open assignment.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone asked how many bones I’ve broken and I honestly don’t know, which is both funny and disturbing. I was a boy, then a teenage boy, I didn’t keep count.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The new LACMA because nothing says Art like brutalist gray cement. The design/model that won the original competition was beautiful. I feel like, old man yells at billionaire’s cement monolith, and I’m good with that.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The I haven’t known the #1 song in America and didn’t give a fuck since I was fourteen club.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Little Earthquake?
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is a Helen McCrory appreciation post. Wonderful actor who brought a bit of magic to every scene she was in. Often more than a bit.
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rebel.resist @sam--2025.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone MUST vote!
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes it’s like, yes, please, die and that hill, clock’s ticking.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s probably a way to kill them all with kindness, but for the life of me, I keep thinking of this Dr. Seuss conveyor-belt guillotine thingumajig that releases steam and goes woo-woo!
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Show us on the doll where the list of television shows hurt you.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s probably a way to kill them all with kindness, but for the life of me, I keep thinking of this Dr. Seuss conveyor-belt guillotine thingumajig that releases steam and goes woo-woo!
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Phil Hester @philhester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Follow your muse." "Not like that."
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Baby, I miss the part on Sprockets when danced.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You think of her as Trump’s Natalie, but look closer. She’s Zelig, she’s every-when.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you post that you are morally superior to a fictional character, I hope Bugs Bunny appears and tricks you into an oven. “Would I turn on the gas if a moron was in here?”
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once again, Theory of Moral Sentiments is "How do we define a good person?" and Wealth of Nations is "See this fucking capitalism thing? Only let good people in charge or it'll blow our face off" then capped my Marx's Capital which is "Hey, we blew our fucking faces off, what the fuck?"
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Hoover’s fair haired boys!
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
finished another draft/pass of the spec, emailed it off for reaction/notes, it’s getting closer, yay, jay!
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s not the Mason/Dixon line but in the Battle of Los Angeles, people stick to their side of La Cienega. “Coffee on Robertson, too far.”
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dear Weirdos, It’s nice when we all get together like this.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dear Weirdos, It’s nice when we all get together like this.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I told my dad how it’s funny to me that a favorite (brilliant) scientist I follow on social is a Furry. Which led to me explaining Furrys. There was a pause on the line then, “What’s their area of scientific expertise?”
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sports: Read an article that said, “…longtime Clippers season ticket holders,” and thought, ‘damn, that’s a kink.’
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Throw caution into the propeller.
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Karla Ortiz @kortizart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“An astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions” and the “largest theft of labor in human history” is what a Microsoft executive privately said about GenAi as shown in newly unsealed court filings. And these court filings get worse. These execs knew all along the immense theft they committed.
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‘Doom Loop’: OpenAI and Microsoft Admits LLMs Are Destroying the Web and Built on Theft
"Millions of people around the world will soon consider large models ‘hoovering up’ all their work to be an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions."
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
LA has small seismic events. I don’t know when it happened but I just noticed that every piece of art on my walls was no longer level. Oh my! The amount of discomfort this caused my brain was, objectively, hilarious—betrayed by my walls. Once again, not the Buddha.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now that you’ve chastised the internet, what’s left on your ridiculous ego’s to-do list.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
FUCK YOU, “We are experiencing larger call volume than expected.” FUCK YOU INFINITY.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Saw something on the timeline that made me genuinly happy. Now, because that luck won’t hold, time to put the phone away.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 year old me would think I was cool, then jack my iPhone because fuck future me.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 year old me would think I was cool, then jack my iPhone because fuck future me.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Her name is Yoshimi She's a black belt in karate
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Agents busy making calls: Would your client want to open for genocide? Lots of exposure.
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
FOREVER AND ALWAYS MY DIRECTOR 🥳🥳🥳🥳 (Not my video.)
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ pets…from the FBI.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The problem seems to be celebrities whose Karma doesn’t match the internet‘s emotions. They should thrive, they should die, we move quick, Karma, keep up.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m like Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke. Fuck parking meters.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reality is so broken. I googled this. It’s viral bullshit. Rowling, who I do believe is a bigoted piece of shit, never said this. It’s a viral meme to split people into their respective hate camps and enrage.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got me Covid booster. (Nuvaxovid @ CVS)
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m like Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke. Fuck parking meters.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
DO NOT BELIEVE POLLS. GET OUT THE VOTE. Thank you.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seduce and destroy while ye may.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jews: Happy New Year! Heretics: Have a great weekend!
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Next week we’ll review your plans to ‘get out the vote.’ Remember, this project counts as 65% of your final grade. Class participation, posting, etc., is only 10%. The midterms decide if you move on, or repeat this Hell.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jews: Happy New Year! Heretics: Have a great weekend!
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seduce and destroy while ye may.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AGAIN, ON MY SOAPBOX: ACAB absolutely includes Ezra Klein, who deserves a drink tossed in his face every single day, always when he least expects it.
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Jay suis amusé @freejay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A Milli-A Milli-A Milli—MOTHERFUCKA I’M ILL—A Milli-A Milli-
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