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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 11h

Brad Holmes, GM of the Detroit Lions, is the NFL's version of that guy that wrote Boondock Saints. "Wow, you might have something here, Brad", cut to him feeling himself and making bad decisions, taking no advice because he thinks he's "changing the game". Rude awakening's here, B-Hol.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 15h

Tetairoa McMillan Cracks are getting filled in The Lions secondary Do they have the hips to carry To a 9 month term and birth Tet's children?

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 17h

I swear, Jamo needs glasses.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 23h

Whenever I see this Call of Duty: North Korea Warfare (or whatever the title is), I keep waiting for the NK troops to morph into angry bluehairs and for the screen to say "Paid for by the U.S. Government".

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Mexico is bad at soccer (football).

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I've read the Digger discourse and it seems like Alejandro Iñárritu is a filmmaker in the same way that Paul F. Tompkins describes jazz musicians. Will I actually see the movie? I will at some point, much in the same manner that I've been in a jazz club-- I was in New Orleans, and it was there.

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Jazz

YouTube video by Paul F. Tompkins - Topic

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I've been saying for a couple years now that art is a reflection of humanity and that replacing the humans would mean that the things AI creates are not art. Suddenly Pope Leo says it, and he gets to be the wise, awesome guy. I really need some cool hats and robes.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Not only that, Dr. Doom is going to make The Hulk and The Thing go "ass-to-ass" and create an earthquake that levels 16 city blocks.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Maybe it's just me, but I don't trust voting early. I don't want them knowing what we're doing ahead of time. I always get our ballot ahead of time, skip the line, and drop it in the box by hand on the day, and I'll continue that. Vote, by all means, but I think that is truly the move.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This duel between Aaron Rodgers and Deshaun Watson in primetime is bigger than a football game-- It is a battle for the future of the Republican party. The future of our nation is hanging in the balance

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The video gaming community ostracizes some dork for a sexual assault from a decade ago, meanwhile the president yada yada yada.....

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Netflix wants a "straight Heated Rivalry"? After that idea wins Emmys, Paramount+ can accept my pitch about a streamer that falls in love with an LLM as it guides him through a full season speedrun of NHL 95 on the Sega Genesis.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

How does Jack Smith not at least say "Nice try, dummy" to Eric Schmitt? What's the penalty for that? Dunk on him, for God's sake!

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

He's the one man army A'Shawn. He's never been tookin out. He keeps QBs lookin out.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Mfers about to walk into traffic without ChatGPT, apparently.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Jets about to score and get a 2 point conversion. I can feel it.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Christian Izien making a couple nice plays for the Lions today. Maybe he's screwed up somewhere, not sure, but a couple tackles for loss from the safety position is something missing without Branch.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cool threatening ad from Trump and the US government during a football game. Who is he advertising for? Like 20% of the population that are absolute chuds?

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Aaron Glenn screwing up a challenge opportunity is the advantage the Lions will take.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Ravens-Cowboys playing on a slippery field is some Mutant League Football shit. Might as well come with sinkholes, too.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Lions really need a win today because the remaining 2/3 of their "3 game run of teams that have a better offense than we thought while the Lions secondary is in hell" come on the road. Feeling confident about being 4-1 going into the bye just before a possible Branch return is out the window.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can't even enjoy things like this anymore. I assume the media is throwing us a cartoon ass 8 lb slab of beef with the piece of bone in the middle like we're some dobermans and they're just keeping us busy. I'm going to be baffled by someone saying "Where's Kroll Show?" while rape becomes legal.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Calling it "dinner" was the first mistake. We've been getting our ass kicked for awhile but Canada gets the L on this one. Anyways, what's the tariff on this if I want it, as a goof?

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Does Netanyahu want people to be antisemitic? If you keep telling people that don't want genocide that it means they hate Jewish people, they might start taking your word for it.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Tammy Duckworth (D-IL) is showing her ass. She wants Trump to be the president and is telling fellow Democrats that he should be. That is fucking crazy. She is begging to be investigated. Load her in the circus cannon. Bang! Into the Sun with her.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Star Meat Delivery Inc. distributed nearly 170K pounds of beef, pork, and goat nationwide with USDA inspection labels attached when it was never inspected. What is even that? 😆 Half of it is goat, chorizo, pigs feet, and oxtail, so the white people are mostly safe. Jfc

kcra.com

Beef, pork and goat products recalled nationwide as highest warning issued

More than 150,000 pounds of raw pork, beef and goat products have been recalled nationwide.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Good thing she turned off replies and quoted reposts or there was going to be a lot of mean people with a shiner, I tell ya. Anyways, this women voted against her daughter, a gay mother. I grant anyone reading this to feel anyway they like without a threat of violence, for I operate a free press.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If Kalshi is going to let dudes gamble on margin-- fuck'em. Go ahead and legalize Kalshi "collections agents" to be armed with vice grips and hammers. "Is this the thumb you text your mother with, Caden?".

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Caleb Williams MIGHT miss a game. Good football player, colossal pussy.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Two years ago, the New Orleans Saints blew out their first 2 opponents. Then the NFL media started to blow *them*. Then the Saints blew Dennis Allen out of a circus cannon and into the Sun after they lost the next 7. The first 2 weeks of this season will probably ring true through January though.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Double Dragon, in the arcade, when I was 8 years old. Walking around punching motherfuckers was really appealing. And now, today more than ever, I'd love to grab a fool, hit him in the head a few times and toss him over my shoulder.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

According to this ad, Instacart's AI will help you make a sandwich. Then there is Tilly Norwood. If they can get these robots to stop falling over and breaking into convulsions, upload this "actress" and the sandwich technology, and install a fleshlight, we may never hear from the incels again.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Converse made many choices with no other intent. What were they going for? Why were those choices made? Posting a picture of your dog on the internet while not noticing that he's got a full "red rocket" going is a mistake. Converse made that racist image on purpose. THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION.

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Converse Apologizes for ‘Deeply Upsetting’ Sneakers Ad with Imagery Likened to the KKK and Lynching

“This should not have happened and we will do better,” the Nike-owned brand said in a statement to PEOPLE

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm sure folks want the AI developer behind Tilly Norwood to kill her. Just know, they will be raping her first. Be careful what you wish for.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Non-zero chance that Trump watched The Rock with Hegseth recently, told them "Send that son of a bitch one of those green circles Nicky Cage made that guy eat. Make it a big one!". They shrugged their shoulders, called him a cuckoo, did some papier-mâché and filled it with pine-scented liquid soap.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you shaved his head, Kuato from Total Recall would look just like Lions OC Drew Petzing. Dan Campbell should haul Petzing around in a Baby Bjorn.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

And now the weird camera angles and edits in this Jahmyr Gibbs interview are bizarre. What is Amazon trying to accomplish?

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They're really running out of ways to talk about teams like Buffalo and Detroit chasing their first Super Bowl. Amazon going $2 high art on that package.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ed Sheeran and Robert Kraft trying settle out of the court of public opinion with a few million dollars makes it all a little more outrageous to me. It's like a noted pathological liar/urophiliac saying "Hey, check this out-- Do this thing that sucks and I'll give you $5K". It's all an insult.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Kid Rock's people lobbing a call at Ed Sheeran to see if he needs some help with his tour.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The very specific Kash Patel thing today will make more sense in a couple years when they find evidence of bestiality on his part and he claims he was forced to do it.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

🎵 Rowe, Rowe Slap that ho A.I. is my thing 🎵 🎵 Like and subscribe to the "Manning Sphere" My future is a stream 🎵 -Arch Manning

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The NFL really likes 9/11. It's their favorite shit.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Listening to JJ Watt really makes me miss Tony Romo. His midwest accent is harsh and he says some very corny shit. I'm thankful a ton of 90's rap albums kept my Michigan upbringing from making me a goof like him.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Pathetic win by the Lions. I hated everything about it, even while up 21-0. There is no secondary and Jamo's fingers are covered in hot dog sauce. Tyler Shough ain't shit.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Johnathan Vilma breaking down 9/11 in the middle of Lions-Saints. Chill out, bud.

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The refs trying to right the world after the Goff backwards pass by giving the Saints the Gibbs fumble. Everything is balanced (in their mind).

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Matthew B @freebrainsurgery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

What an embarrassing bailout for the Lions. If you're a Wolverines-Lions fan, you should be throwing up with "luck".

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