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Fred the Paissa

@fredthepaissa.bsky.social
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is paissa (rp) friend-shaped! Wants food, maybe pets. Mama @meilinkikkano.etheirys.social Info: meilinkikkano.carrd.co (pfp by @paloscheco.bsky.social!)

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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[Chirps at the camera.] [Reaches into the fluff and pulls out Emet's gun] [You didn't see anything.]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Coo?
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[Midgardsormr: mun hath receive a blessing. Poor little one.]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[the idea of losing mama has immediately deflated him and he sits in the middle of the room in a sad paissa heap.]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[clings to a branch as the floodwaters keep rising] [Concerned Chirp!!!]
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Meilin🔞The Wanderer's Shadow @forgivenlilies.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#20 - Free Day! Chirp. My name is Fred. Coo. archiveofourown.org/works/918279...
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
[Chirp!]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[He dreams of being in Mama's shirt, of being pet by little red and little blue, and sharing treats with Middy.] [Maybe he should go home for a while.]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[Eats everything.]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[Slurps down his whipped cream because every barista ever knows how to spell the animals names.] [Chirp!]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[rolls out of his little nest of stolen shirts, tunics, skirts, eye of nidhogg, and a few warm outer cloaks and mantles] [Hops off to find breakfast.]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[There are tiny chirpy snores from the top of a bookcase]
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Octocup🔞 @octocup.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Octocup🔞 @octocup.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He doesn't know better.
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[Holds up a sign from mama: "It's been a very hard day for me, but spending some time laughing about Fred really helped me today. Thank you."]
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The City State of Ishgard ✪ @ishgardofficial.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Unleash your Paissa.
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
[bangs his teeny tiny noggin against a wall a few times.]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
[Coo?] [Blinks cutely]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[Chirp.]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
[His eyes shine at mama, who rescued him from a crate and tucked him into her shirt all safe and warm with hardly more than a chirp.] [...and also did not try to eat him.]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
[Holds out a pair of broken glasses in two pieces and looks INCREDIBLY depressed.] [They vanish back into his fluff.]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
[looks up at an open crate, hops up and inside, but the crate lid shifts and traps him inside.] [the crate rocks and rattles and angry chirps are heard inside, until, silence.]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
[Chripsings Happy Birthday for @nero-tolscaeva.bsky.social]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[rolls on the ground making sad little squeaks]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
[ᶜʰᶦʳᵖᵎ] [Chirp! [𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕣𝕡]
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melyn 🌱 @melynart.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
💥; I'm at my limit right now >:( #art #cuteart #illustration
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Rier Ra'shaeh @rashaeh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What if... Fred-egi? #gpose #ffxivsnaps
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
[C H I R P]
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*°~ PalosCheco ~*° @paloscheco.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yeeeei :D Quest "Befriend the little creature" has been completed! [final-fantasy-fafare.mp3] (Srry it took me this long to finish it juejue ;v;)
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
[Makes a long whistle chirp, then a loud one!]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
>:3
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[hops down to the pier he and mama live near] [Dives in] [Floats like a duck, eyes half open, vibing with the waves.]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[Rapidly taps the post while making an ungodly ruckus of chrips]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
[Chirp!] [....mama keeps putting fish into this bucket for me to eat, wonder why.]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Scene: you are 1 (one) baby paissa that had been won in a bet by an Ishgardian knight and he was planning on eating you. Instead, you sneak out of his camp and get lost in the snow. The stress made you pluck out your tail feathers and when mama found you, your butt was completely naked.
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
[Fred is rubbing his face into the nice green grass and makes much slower chirps than usual.] (I'm so sorry, in advance.)
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
[lays down in a corner very still and occasionally makes very quiet chirping]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
[Quiet chirp as not to wake mama.]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
[Rummages around in his fluff and pulls out Edda's engagement ring.] [Continues to rummage around in his fluff and a strange grin comes over his face as he pulls out the gun Emet-Selch used.] [Everything vanishes back into the fluff.] [Chirp.] [He mimes slitting his throat, and grins.]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
👋
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
[gentle paissa snores]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
[babies have poor taste in music.]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
[squints at you expectantly]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@violacyclops.bsky.social [squints at]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
[blurps?]
Oh, the paissa brat is underwater. How did that happen.
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@ziziyadi.bsky.social [Squints at]
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Fred the Paissa @fredthepaissa.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
[Rapidly taps the post while making an ungodly ruckus of chrips]
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