Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm glad that I don't have to apologize for being JD Vance. 020
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My man likes the island life, he'd look better w/ a boner in his nose. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026There's no need to 'normalize' the Committee for Public Safety. Its effectiveness (& our ability to disband it) will lie in its abnormal & extraordinary plenary power. 010
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Sounds familiar. An Argentine salvage company landed on South Georgia Island & raised the Argentine flag there. Britain objected, & the Argentine junta had their 'justification' for starting the Falklands war. 130
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 07/08/2026"Up there I'm bleak, but down here I'm the Phantom of the Sewer!" 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Yes, but your middle brother won't travel down from Alaska to attend, your youngest aunt will say, "I won't let you force this power of attorney thing on gramps." 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026IQ47 has many problems, but constipation isn't one of them. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 01/08/2026"this will give the young people excellent prospects" What joy, their future is assured! 010
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 29/07/2026He already knows he'll never come up to scratch. 020
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 27/07/2026wtf is Hunter Biden doing, talking w/ Nazi Fuentes? 110
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026'Cos it's a formal dance, not a rave. 010
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Ham, you're doing Popehat-quality work here. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 20/07/2026No wonder he's moaning about low-T, he needs to blame something & it's not gonna be himself. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Ughfortunately, he overlooked the fact that Charlie was a white boy - almost all potential buyers will not. 010
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I thought he was against having trans men in the military? 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Once the bread riots start, "Vanka360" will quickly find a home w/ the internal security troops, as their go-to water-cannon trucks are immobile & toothless due to lack of diesel fuel. 0170
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Strap on the crampons, stomp on those baby seals! 0170
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Russian threatens to conduct a full-scale meatcube inventory. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Soon enough they'll be fighting each other for bread & beetroot. It's bright sunny days for the black market. 010
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Ughfortunately, the vast majority of civilians in occupied Crimea are Ukrainian citizens. Their lives & livelihoods aren't of much concern to anyone. 010
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Russian mobilization = meatcube inventory. 100
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Optomistic Z-bloggers contemplate strategic victory over Europe, ignoring the growing possibility of bread riots in Russian cities. 0271
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Turning his tear-stained face to the heavens, he laments, "Putain, Putain - why hast thou forsaken me?" 020
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 23/06/2026"Oh sacred idol, hear our plea & grant us final victory!" 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Blameing government policies alone is wrong, we are all to blame. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Melon should re-calibrate his threat analysis to include all the Russians who want him dead. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 18/06/2026You should proofread your tweets before posting them, b/c your errors reflect on your ability. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Hmm, I don't think deleting something from the internet is a thing. 010
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Offstage, bibble sobs uncontrollably. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Any commercial ship that fires on a government's forces instantly becomes a pirate, by definition. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Did this occur before or after you got your parking stub validated? 0130
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Google image searches for "drooping tattoos" will prob'ly not increase as a result of this tale. 010
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Oh they're def. stupid enough - but if they mess w/ foreign-flag carriers, their governments will instantly retaliate against US airlines. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 30/05/2026One of the characters in William Gibson's "Jackpot" series has a pet tardigrade - it's about the size of a sheep & clacks noisily as it walks. Seems pretty chill tho. 040
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 29/05/2026If Markjayne fucks w/ a foreign airline's US landing slots, that country's government will instantly retaliate against US carriers. We'll have an international civil aviation war. 010
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Int'l air travel is a complex mix of airline needs, airport capacities & gov. services. One thing is sure - foreign governments will instantly retaliate against US carriers if Markjayne fucks w/ foreign airlines' USA arrival slots. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Judeo-Masonic blood rituals seem a bit outside of what the masses are into nowadays. That shit won't play in the NFL / NBA / NASCAR / Olympic Curling fanbases. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I'd tell you that this whole religion thing has gotten a bit out of control, but when has that not been true? 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Be nice, it was only a Basic Obedience course. That class doesn't even cover the 'do not chew your diploma' curriculum, which starts in Intermediate Obedience. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 13/04/2026It's hilarious that folks in the IQ47 administration thought Shillbilly had a chance of succeeding at either. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 12/04/2026It's hard to make a silk purse from a Bribeable Ham. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 10/04/2026OK, sure, but does he know the words to the national anthem? 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 10/04/2026C'mon, Kevin - airline & airfreight pilots take simulator refreshers & check flights on the regular - you gotta figure that they crash that shit all the time. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 10/04/2026No tribunals nor truth&reconciliation commissions neither. Let us proceed immediately to the nearest full-service Committee of Public Safety. 010
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Hey, we're all pretty confused here as well. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Why fire them, he could just re-assign them to duty keeping chairs warm in the half-completed WH ballroom. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 05/04/2026It's most likely that this was a random hit - affordable ballistic missiles aren't known for pin-point accuracy. 000
Frederick Stibbert @frederickstibbert.bsky.social · 04/04/2026What, are they trying to improve the software by banning bugs? 021
