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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It is 2026 -- I can see the call history on my phone! You don't have to leave a series of voicemails asking me to call you back! I was already going to do that!

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The government needs to develop a new addictive drug. The current ones bore me

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Don't forget to plant sunflowers to support your local moth population 🥰

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Trade was using a zip tie as a cock ring last night #yikes

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Pulling the fire alarm at work because I can

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

One of my coworkers is crazy -- she filed for divorce last week and has a new man this week

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I never learned what /s meant so I never understand if someone is being serious or sarcastic /s

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Bought a couple of lottery tickets -- I hope I've predicted the winning numbers

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The cure for a hangover? You guessed it-- more booze

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

here are two very bad photos of tonight's partial lunar eclipse that I took at maximum coverage. enjoy.

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

YOU SHALL NOT CRICIFY MANKIND UPON A CROSS OF GOLD

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Yummy 🤤. Could certainly suck and nibble on those lovely nipples

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I have had issues with social anxiety that i've worked on over the years, but for some reason phone calls at work still make my heart rate shoot up lmao

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

i had to help my elderly grandparents set up their new directv receiver this evening and i had to call a number to speak with an AI agent, which: 1) was absolutely infuriating to speak with 2) hung up on me when the receiver didn't set up properly the future looks bright

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Does anyone else remember the time Lindsey Graham called Trump a jackass and Trump responded by giving out his phone number at a rally?

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Man it's hot today I sure could go for large quantities of cherries and iced milk

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

It's so hot and I'm sweating so much that I am craving water and a salt lick

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

It really needs to rain soon because too much small talk in my life is being dedicated to the lack of rain and how dry it is outside

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

i really oughta stop scrolling and get back to work lmao

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

"nauseous" is such a god-awful word; saying it aloud is so nauseating 🤢

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

The fajitas, which I assume come out sizzlin

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

"I'm always here for you" -family member who is never there for you

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

today i will be reaping the "sounds like a monday problem" seeds i sowed on friday

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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Once again, it is Monday and I am fighting for my life out here

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I'm looking at houses online and came across this lovely AI photo. My friends and I are currently arguing if that is a vase or a bong on the table lmao

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Hearing and reading so much about oil over the past 2 weeks makes me appreciate how weird a word oil is

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

ate a king sized candy bar for lunch and washed it down with an iced coffee

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

"Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol lev-" You bolt awake. You're not online. It is November 8, 2016. You were not going to vote, but you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. You must Pokemon Go to the polls.

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

CBS ending Colbert's show the day before Skibidi Biden Day (May 22) is DISGRACEFUL

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I'm very disappointed to learn that ghost kitchens are kitchens exclusively for delivery/takeout orders and not kitchens where spooky phenomena occur

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Monday again... fighting for my life... 😰

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Saw a guy wearing a cutoff hoodie today. Are you cold or hot?

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Joe Organa - Twitch @joeorgana.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

A key personality trait of mine is not caring about anything particularly much.

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

The goal today was to be normal. Sorry folks, I failed. Will try again tomorrow.

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freddygreen479.bsky.social @freddygreen479.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

🚨ATTENTION🚨: On this day 3 years ago I had an interview with a company, after which the HR person told me they'd call me back. I'm still waiting! I hope I get the job!

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