iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

“My daughter doesn’t like me and I want you to make that illegal.”

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But if you hold the chart upside-down, he’s doing really good

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Wait, did Ronald Reagan fire Santa Claus’ elves? Can he do that? What happened to free enterprise

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Boardwalk Empire got this right. Have the Chief of Police be your brother, and everything can go smoothly.

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Alot of people say this but straight up don’t believe it. A freak lightning storm short circuits the electric chair, and all a sudden it’s “Hey Bundy, you’re free to go. Stay away from those Sorority houses you big lug, haha.” Of course not.

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Alot of guys in the Marvel universe go up the river for this.

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Presumably the stint he did in front of a camera being a mannequin on daytime tv impacted the muscle memory a bit.

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I have the Venus de Milo’s arms. They have been in my garage for the last 2000 years. I will give them to you if you sign over the rights to the Far Side directly to me.

He’s the most senior senator in the party.

Cue the “I didn’t see the other 84” jokes.

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As his investment pitch he presented picture of outer space with an arrow pointing up and the word HERE written next to it in crayon.

Grizzled Shopkeep @grizzled-shopkeep.bsky.social · 12h

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Getting Twitter content is like being taken on a filthiest bathroom in Scotland tour.

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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.bsky.social · 12h

My Judaica publisher told me rabbis keep filling his Talmud margins so I asked how many margins he has and he said he just goes to print and adds wider margins afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding whitespace to rabbis and then his printer started crying.

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I’ve heard of long distance relationships, but I think 1.5 billion miles is the record.

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Where it’s going, it doesn’t need tabs.

We’re now calling going to college “academic striver culture”?

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Is Elizabeth Guest nice in person?

Freddy Bone Zone @freddybonezone.bsky.social · 12h

We can’t eat road salt, Susan!

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Okay, I know I was harsh on you before, but this one is pretty good.

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Freddy Bone Zone @freddybonezone.bsky.social · 12h

You misunderstand. He, personally, is safe because of who he is, where he lives, and how much money he has. It’s EVERYBODY ELSE who will be impacted by the rise of fascism. So, as you can see, he’s just being practical.

Freddy Bone Zone @freddybonezone.bsky.social · 12h

You guys really fucking such shit sometimes.

Freddy Bone Zone @freddybonezone.bsky.social · 16h

Some people say Republicans are too porn-brained. I’m of the opinion they’re exactly porn-brained enough.

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Didn’t Harry literally live in a closet before going to wizard school?

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He’s also apparently made of fire now. Which you would think would boil away any liquid testosterone.

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I’m not sure of the historicity of anything in this thread, but I’ll take any excuse to blame the French for our current woes. Damn you, Charlemagne!

ngl, I kind of want to try Le Chonk

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I’d be too busy shoving him toward the time machine, and trying to take his place.

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The important thing is the justification for turning fully against Ukraine, a prelude to us lending material aid to Russia

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55+ If you’re not old enough to fully grasp the ruin that your life has become, I’m sorry to say you still have not gotten the correct amount out of that game.

We can still project the Bene Gesserit genetic project, via m!preg

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Yeah! Fuck yeah! You go, Wizard Union!

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I mean, that makes sense textually.

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