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FredDove

@freddove.bsky.social
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Anglo-German. Compulsive paronomasiac. Intolerant towards intolerance.

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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 7h
Fnur, fnur. 😉
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 9h
Putrid
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 20h
He veers to the left. How ironic.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Usual Suspects
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Perhaps she is a DEI appointment?
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Forgot to add: he negotiates no terms for those who fought for him.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
April 2027: after a prolonged, bloody and destructive siege of the heavily-fortified White House - Trump finally surrenders, on the condition that he can go into exile in Russia.
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Maciej Bernatt-Reszczyński @weissbach.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wonder who'll be announced tomorrow as this year's Nobel Peace Prize winner? I know who won't be.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I shouldn't have spoiled Andy.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Marginally in favour, but pretty sure it's not going to happen. Would rather this Govt got rid of Johnson's cynical 'compulsory photo ID at polling stations' law.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pi in Boots means wet socks.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Banking on UAE threats to withdraw UK investment?
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate to disagree, but to me it sounded like an interviewer tamely setting up the 🎳s for the (unbearably smug) interviewee to knock down.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More 'strange' than 'new'?
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can't see any of these Cabinet clowns doing a Speer.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A ‘Christian’ nation. #yeahright
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'To be up Schmitt creek' = 'to do something very stupid - in public'
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Genuinely thought at first glance that was Harry Enfield.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Presumably the robbers served time in a pennetentiary?
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s black. Though ‘black and blue’ may be more appropriate.
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LORI SCHAFFER @lorihjschaffer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pooh and Poo
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So tired of this exceptionalism.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does the EU have a say in this?
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sale of 1 huge house for £265m - £32m stamp duty. Sale of same house + 5 small properties - £13.5m total stamp duty. #howtherichgetricher
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He's had a good run sofa, but he'll be gone with the wind before long.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
More time to enjoy delicious snacks and drinks from the buffet trolleys!
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Given Hegseth's blocking of promotion for women to the top ranks, I suspect that idea is already well embedded.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wonder what criteria that review will focus on? Cup size?
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Does this also apply to women serving in the US Armed Forces?
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh, man up!
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How fast does a penny drop in a vacuum?
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I suspect quite a few people would like to see him thinking inside the box.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It may be "outside the box", but it's definitely "inside the unmarked brown envelope".
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At this rate, Farrage can buy the British Army to provide his security.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible Macaroon Five
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The incoming Labour government in 2024 should have got rid of this cynical legislation immediately.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Putting the ‘dip low’ into ‘diplomat’.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As the driver I’d be tempted to stop in the middle of nowhere for half an hour. Then come on the tannoy and announce: “Wrong kind of Leavers on the line.”
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pathetic. His excuse, and the headline. Did anyone at BBC News actually watch the Channel 4 report? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Nigel Farage tells BBC he 'wasn't listening' in foreign donor talks
The Reform leader also told the BBC's Laura Kuenssberg that his family are "begging" him to leave his job.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hope they all get their tickets checked.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The metric system is miles better.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
No matter how bad your date has been, there’ve been worse.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Any salmon mousse canapés?
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I thought a lot of his support is middle-aged, not dark-aged?
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
👏🏽👏🏽 indeed.
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FredDove @freddove.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Was this photo taken during cold weather?
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