Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Headline: “Ticketmaster accused of misleading Oasis fans”. On easy mode then. 010
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation 030
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Date yourself with a commercial from your childhood. m.youtube.com/watch?v=XGzu...m.youtube.comHamlet Cigars Car Park AdvertYouTube video by The Weird Weird World of Russ 020
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Downplay a book or a movie: The Distinctly Average Gatsby 1101
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Name an artist/band who's whole discography you've heard. 192
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains 291
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Did you know that bananas are becoming more radioactive? In around 15 years they will have reached around 17.5GBq (gigabecquerel), enough to stun a small dog. 1196
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Ruin a book by adding a word: The Man With The Golden Squirt Gun 040
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 20/07/2026If you see this, reskeet with a sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai. 1193
Reposted by Fred AustereArabella @arabellaspireship.bsky.social · 30/06/2026youtube.com/watch?v=tbEy...youtube.comThe Atomic CaféYouTube video by YouTube Movies 171
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 05/06/2026No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favorite sci-fi franchise.static.klipy.comRed Dwarf Cat DanceAlt: Red Dwarf: it’s The Cat! 0151
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 17/05/2026If you see this, post your getaway vehiclestatic.klipy.comKiki's Delivery Service Airship Over VillageAlt: Well, it’s reliable. 1132
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Name your favorite alien.static.klipy.comDavid Bowie's Side Eye in The Man Who Fell To EarthAlt: David Bowie's Side Eye in The Man Who Fell To Earth 0100
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 15/05/2026From a local restaurant. Should I be hungry or terrified? 140
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Make a band out of two others: The Pixie Explodes 030
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 14/04/2026It's always "are you on the spectrum?" and never "thank you for those incredibly specific and honestly fascinating nuclear weaponry development facts, with their accompanying metallurgical, evolutionary and cultural footnotes.” 0100
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Legend has it that if you say “Chuck Tingle” three times into a mirror, you’ll be butt-invaded by space raptors. 150
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid...🖤😬media.tenor.comtwo brown rabbits are laying in the grass and one has a sad look on his faceAlt: Watership Down. A lovely tale about bunnies…oh. 271
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Drop something BLACK & WHITE 🖤🤍media.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo is dancing with a woman in a white dress in a black and white photo .ALT: a man in a tuxedo is dancing with a woman in a white dress in a black and white photo . 151
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Happy Day of the Dude to all Dudes, Their Dudenesses, or, er, Duders, or Los Duderinos if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Abide.media.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a car holding a newspaper .Alt: The Dude, who we celebrate today. 130
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 15/01/2026The new cat tree arrived. No objections so far. 090
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 16/12/2025So it appears that the malign feelers of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation’s marketing department have worked their way into confectionery. I present: ‘Monty Bojangles signature choccy scoffy chocolatey truffles’. Time for a cull. 140
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Looks like Pete (hic) Hegseth is gathering the top US military, and heads will roll! After all, it worked out just fine for Stalin. 080
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 25/09/2025What’s this? Melanoma Trump starting a children’s charity? www.upi.com/Top_News/US/... So, now Epstein’s gone, they decided to cut out the middleman.upi.comFirst lady announces ‘Fostering the Future Together’ world initiative - UPI.comFirst lady Melania Trump announced a global initiative to improve children's well-being through education, innovation and technology at the United Nations. 080
Reposted by Fred AustereRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 21/09/2025bond girls but they’re also muppets: thread 22794156
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Next up in glow-in-the-dark fun in the US: radioactive shrimp. abcnews.go.com/US/fda-warns...abcnews.go.comFDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at WalmartThe FDA is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137. 150
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Got a new spot for my ‘Wolf Hall’ books. It’s a Hilary Mantel-piece. 0171
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 01/08/2025www.bbc.com/news/article... I love the line “Environmental groups have criticised the handling of the situation”. They seem to be ignoring the fact that this is A FUCKING NEST FULL OF RADIOACTIVE WASPS.bbc.comRadioactive wasp nest discovered at old US nuclear weapons siteThe nest with 10 times more radiation than permitted was found at a facility that once produced parts for US nuclear weapons. 1102
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Sometimes life feels like this. With noodles and kaiju. m.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ9Y...m.youtube.com自主制作アニメーション『the TV show』YouTube video by Kosuke Sugimoto 040
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 15/06/2025To prepare for the coming week, may I recommend a touch of SFA fronted by our very own @gruffrhys.bsky.social ? m.youtube.com/watch?v=GNB3...m.youtube.comSuper Furry Animals - Golden Retriever (Video)YouTube video by SFAVEVO 170
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 05/06/2025So REM are auditioning as Top Gear presenters these days? 2151
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 05/05/2025A bit of Captain Beefheart, Ry Cooder on guitar, from “Safe as Milk”. Enjoy! m.youtube.com/watch?v=ayUq...m.youtube.comSure 'Nuff 'N Yes I Do - Captain Beefheart & His Magic BandYouTube video by MrWzzzW 0130
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I’d forgotten that the capital of Bahrain is named “Manama”.media.tenor.comtwo pink stuffed animals are standing next to each other with their mouths wide open .Alt: Mah Nà Mah Nà, as performed on the first Muppet Show. 080
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Q: How do you make a duck into a soul singer? A: Stick it in the microwave and wait until it’s Bill Withers. 470
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Is this the Only Fans I’ve heard so much about? 091
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I love the fact that today Newsmax started trading publicly, opening the NYSE. Now, let’s look at the indices… Oops. 050
Fred Austere @fredaustere.bsky.social · 27/03/2025“Festive.” “Welcome to Holiest Day of The Cult Of Black Horror, Suffering and Death! We’ve got…er…Spam™️Upside Down Pie.” <aside> “Dave, this might be slightly excessive even for us.” 140
