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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

It’s my 4th birfday! Mum forgot and then she didn’t and then I got chicken sandwiches and unwanted physical contact!

Black greyhound suffers through a cuddle

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Please donate to help Kid get worlds shiniest hound the help he needs!

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Huge excitement in Casa DelBlosso! We were on on our morning walk & a strange man said “do you want to buy a car” so of course we hopped straight in and demanded a lift home. AND THEN MUM BOUGHT THE CAR. SHE BOUGHT US A CAR. I wasn’t allowed to drive which was annoying but EVEN SO GREYT DAY

Black greyhounds demand a ride from strange car man

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

There was a smorgasbord and we were dragged away. DRAGGED! so unfair.

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Yes I had a great nights sleep thanks for asking

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

discreet little borp I don’t think anyone noticed

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

A few pre-walk zoomies to make sure I’m ready for my mid-walk nap

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

It’s a mum puts a cold towel on you so you look like a complete tit kind of day. It’s also my 8th birthday so I can’t be too mad

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Pretending to be dedd so I don’t have to talk to anyone

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

@bluenial.bsky.social fank you so much for our AMAZING crispmouse parcel! We are so excited to have proper passports & to be Geordies! Everyone loved the ginger biscuits including us & we did lots of cronching of goose treats & I hogged the toys but then Blossie stole the lion. Best frens 4 lyfe!

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Yeah I’m not posing for your stupid crispmouse photo without treats

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Ahahahahha Derek DISGRACED himself this morning! We had a random greyhound encounter and Derek engaged in some highly inappropriate non consensual behaviour with the other hound. Who, to be fair did not seem to mind, but even so! It wasn’t me!

Black greyhound licks another black greyhound’s face moments after twice trying to hump him

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I have developed a condition called My Legs Fall Off In Sand. It’s very scary but somehow mum always manages to glue them back on and then I’m super excited to be not a helpless sandworm anymore

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Hello our mum has been very slack. She feels bad! However she says she has been “going through some stuff”. Unacceptable. Hello to all our friends we have missed you!

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Erm help. There was a double murder. Apparently the squeaky toy was a live possum. And while its baby was pre-dedd even so one is not meant to saunter in wiv it between your jaws and dump it on your bed, says mum.

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

There is nothing more satisfying than chewing noisily while Blossie has to sit and seethe

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I was absolutely not trying to steal another dog’s toy.

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

I was inspecting the greyt hole I dug on last nights walk and Derek peed in it!

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

I had a very important stick to dig up! Derek wishes he could.

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

New street mattress stack! No I’m not getting down!

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

We do not share your eagerness to get home mother

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

HELLO WE WOULD LIKE TO COME AND INSPECT YOUR PREMISES

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Me being escorted away from Derek’s breakfast bowl

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

She KNOWS my legs don’t work if I’m wearing pyjamas I don’t know why she bothers to try to tell me they do.

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Note to the local tradies: do not think you can hop out of your ute to admire Blossie’s pyjamas without me assuming you’re making room for me

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Find your own stack of street mattresses Derek

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

The teens have found a new way to give mum a heart attack! One tomato sauce bottle left where Blossie could reach it later…

A black greyhound sits in what looks like a murder scene but is in fact tomato sauce from the bottle he and his sister demolished.

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

When you see another two local dogs exchange some strong words wiv each other during their walkies and mum says “congrats guys! For once we aren’t the problem!” as the three of us walk smugly by #ProudEars

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Happy #FlapsOutFriday from the future! Mum just had to pull a dangler out of my bum in full view of the public so I am preparing to be dedd from the mortification. Update: TWO danglers!

Black greyhound wonders if this flap is his last

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Derek & Blossom - Snoot Squad @fredandposy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

We are back and it’s winter! What did we miss frens? Mum says she’s been too busy to attend to our social media. Also, please send help, we have a couch demarcation dispute.

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