hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i've got this cool one-off (trans advocacy!) facilitating gig as part of my big boy career! but the org my association is working with for the event used a.i. for the graphics, so there's no fucking way i can post about it anywhere ;-; 050
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this skweet brought to you by my sleep paralysis demon using my head as a speed bag for a solid 30secs before i could move 120
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026rekindling my relationship with an old friend* 🥰 *sleep paralysis 031
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026why do i always attract dudes that do IMPROV AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 060
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026deep-cleaning my friend's house as a way to avoid my own problems ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈) 040
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026is it horrible to look at a booking request email from someone named Makenzy and thinking "ya no i'm not reading that shit" 030
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026getting eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, but instead of getting brain surgery to forget, it's getting brain surgery to become more of a dumbass 120
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026sending depressing tv samples to the band chat, getting back "omg so beautiful 😭" (the samples are from sesame street) 150
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026[earnest post incoming] goin through it right now belonging is a fuck 410,757,864,530 dead chasers etc etc 030
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026you're in her DMs? that's cute. i'm at the public library reading city planning department report drafts from the early 1980s while i dodge 18 of her calls 010
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026hot passenger next to me on the plane asking me questions pls send help 160
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026character-in-a-Greek-myth status (began crying, ten minutes later a torrential storm flooded the city) 160
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026two of the strings on my 14 y/o guitar finally broke on me :( 150
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026not my fault that "unemployed" has much more of a ring to it than "freelance" and that maybe i'm still not used to working less than like 50+ hours a week 020
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026realized Jays tickets are prob gna be prohibitively expensive when i get back from [redacted] :( 010
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026ok ok you got me, i'm not actually interested in music i'm just pretending 010
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026need soft music* to concentrate *muted trumpet screaming at me 030
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026nothing in this world like talking to academic nerds about their niche interest 😌 020
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026if i told you u were beautifulllllllll would u date me on the regularrrrrrrrr 110
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026please god let me be wrong about something just this once 😔🙏 000
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i see that they have closed the third floor of the reference library to ruin my life specifically 130
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026(googling "how long does it take a feeling to go away") 030
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026[to the tune of I'm In Luv (Wit a Stripper)] he growlin' he barkin' he sniffin' he into that yiffin' 130
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I'm Gonna Fokkin Die Disease (nose a little bit congested, room a little too dusty) 020
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i have met the most beautiful boy...... and his name... is Shere Khan............................. 250
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026how did i manage to wake up at 9:30 am this morning 030
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026stage dive in a dress. not a single ass-grab. love screamo 071
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026the children do NOT know how to stage dive!!!!! 160
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026need......... the capacity for malice.................... 130
hey >:( @franzkafkasgayson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026i truly don't understand how this website has only been openly accessible for 3 years, yet some of you freaks have already amassed thousands of posts 220
