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Franwald

@franwald.bsky.social
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Queer, crafty, geeky, humanist. AuDHD, menopause, PMOS (PCOS), mental health - knowledge is power.

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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 12h
Why do they go for the lower legs instead of the lap though? My thighs are warm and soft, you wee eejit.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 13h
Third evening in a row that our ex-feral, definitely-not-a-lap-cat, you-will-never-hold-me, cat has sat on my lap on the sofa. She'll sit on when we lay down, being prone appears to signal our helplessness, but this is new. #caturday
Black cat sitting like a loaf on a blanketed lap
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Manifesting dinnertime.
Black cat looking intently.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Britpop fans graffiti in the Slieve Bloom forest.
Logged timber with "Pulp" spray painted on one end.Logged timber with "Pulp" spray painted on one endLogged timber with "Pulp" spray painted on one end
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ESB box needs lessons in consent.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My kind of Boyfriend Material.
Logged timber with B/F sprayed on it.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
She doesn't sleep on us as a rule. The exception is when we are laid in bed. Just out of reach of our hands, she lays on our legs. When a pet puts their chin down on you it's the best feeling of love and trust. #caturday
Photo of a black cat laying like a long blob on a duvet covering my legs.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kicking off Soup Season 2026 with a cracking little leek and potato number. Threw in a smidge of spinach to green it up a bit (vitamins please) and enjoyed a slice or two of brown bread and proper butter. Chestnut, Kale & Blue Cheese next up, I think.
Photo of a saucepan half full of a creamy green soup.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Amstrad and hours of Prince of Persia was our first home PC. Before that had used a BBC Acorn at school to play Martello Towers and my cousin had ZX Spectrum we played Daley Thompson Decathlon and Tetris on.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Central heating has been on for all of 20mins for the first time since April and she immediately found her spot. #caturday (I know it's only September but we're both feeling poorly)
Photo of a black cat snuggled down on a radiator bed.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Look at my mighty teeth! Rowrl! Uh oh, nope, I gotta yawn. #caturday
Photo of a black cat mid-yawn
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
An afternoon spent at Birr Castle Gardens, Offaly. Obviously, the historic Leviathan telescope is a star attraction but the fernery was so lush and green and earthy, it was my favourite spot. #birrcastledesmesne #ireland
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My camera roll says every day is black cat appreciation day.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sleepy Shuri. Her current evening snooze spot is on the back of the sofa. She's not a lap cat but she's our little shadow. #caturday
Photo of a black cat sleeping on the back of a sofa.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm used to being misgendered for my appearance but I refuse to be misgendered for buying a gaming mouse. Women game too!!! (I don't game, I just wanted a smaller mouse for my petite lady hands)
Screenshot of a tracking update email from An Post starting "Hi Male Fran..."
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
Robin Hood the fox from the Disney film looking up at an arrow through his hat.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
#thepresidentsoftheunitedstatesofamerica
Dune movie poster with lyrics from the song Dune Buggy "little dune buggy in the sand, little blue dune buggy in my hand"
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too. It gives me a sense of enormous wellbeing (Portlife) and then I'm happy for the rest of the day... #laois #Portarlington
The cover of Blur's Parklife album but it says Laois, Portlife instead.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Image generated to look like the front of a Now That's What I Call Music album but stating Now Where The Fuck Are My Keys
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Kitty trying to lure me away from chores. The tart. #caturday
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Pneumatic isolation cocks now, is it? Iarnród Éireann's InterCity trains are a little intimidating. #glory
Photo of the lower part of a railway carriage with a small section cleaned of dirt beneath a opening that says 'pneumatic isolation cocks'
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Not a lap cat but wants to be near us on the sofa.
Photo of a black cat lounging on the back of a sofa
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Moth 👀 #caturday
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My little shadow, sleeping on the back of the sofa. #caturday
Photo of the face of a black cat resting on a cushion.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Hot Girls Eat Ice Pops. Also, close curtains and blinds, shut windows during the day, shower cold, wear wet scarves, and hydrate like you really don't care about menopausal bladder control. #ireland #doesnotdothissortofheat
Sunny day with a logo that says Hot Girls Eat Ice Pops
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I am the very model of a modern queer millennial Maligned by baby boomers and my brother's a centennial My lip is pierced, my skin tattooed, my haircut's asymmetrical I've never changed a tire but I'm a whiz at things electrical 🧵1 of 2
Post by Felix Felicia new lyrics of Modern Queer Millennial to the tune of Model Major General.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This intrepid snail just enjoyed a 50kph joyride down the road on my windscreen. The lil' eye stalks were scrunching in the wind. I managed to pry them off and re-home in the nearest plant pot. Apologies to Iarnrod Eireann's flowers.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Main Street Portarlington is celebrating Pride month. #rainbowpricks #dildodildont #pridemonth #speirgorm
Photo of plants for sale with rainbow striped spiky cactii in the centre and a hand written sign saying 'do not touch - 4 95'
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Picnic by Catholes Falls, Slieve Bloom Mts.
Sun shining through a tree canopy.Person laid on a picnic blanket with a cap over their face.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Also, gotta love a pigeon nest...half-assing to the max.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I genuinely felt my heart in my mouth when I saw the top two lines of the headline. "Nooooo! He can't be de....THANK FUCK it's it's birthday." #davidattenborough
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Our garden bird identification guide.
Box of small, hand painted, wooden carved birds
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
#caturday
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Judith and Holofernes vibes.
Classical painting of a woman looking out at the viewer, holding a man's decapitated head. Another woman is stood behind her looking over her shoulder.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Classical painting of a biblical story with a young woman holding a man's chopped off head with another woman looking over her shoulder.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
New heron at Heuston Bridge this morning. Often see one but I had to look closely this time as it's a young'un and all grey. Reckon it must be called Seán. #speirgorm
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
This Irish Vinted seller is an absolute hoot. The craft that goes into the descriptions is worth every cent. I follow for the comedy genius. www.vinted.ie/member/25539...
Photo of a blackbird shaped pie venter with the description "Venting Specialist (Cheaper than Therapy)"
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Top News: Black cat actually brown and grey in the sunshine.
Black cat sitting on the back of an armchair that's in the sunshine, eyes closed, looking blissed out.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He Is Rizzle.
Painting of Snoop Dogg as Jesus.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The Scales of Starvation, a tryptic in the medium of Yell. #caturday
A black cat, sat miaowing with mouth open.A black cat, stood miaowing with mouth open, looking at the camera.A black cat, sat miaowing with mouth wide open and looking angry.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Dune 3 poster with text "little dune buggy in the sand, little blue dune buggy in my hand" from Presidents of the United States of America
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I'm gutted to be missing our local one. Waiting on pics from the wife. Teaser image of the local fishmonger's float suggests insightful political commentary on energy prices.
Photo of Al's Fish Shop parade float: a sinking ship with skeletons and writing "the energy monster is sinking us all"
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I made a flock of garden birds for xmas so we could identify what was on the feeders: Rook, Jackdaw, Blackbird, Starling, Chaffinch, Blue Tit, Great Tit, Robin, Dunnock, Wren, Coal Tit, and Sparrow. Since then, we've had Goldfinch, Greenfinch, Bullfinch, Siskins and Redpoll. More to make! #birdsky
Photo of a gift box of hand carved wooden garden birds, painted and on little wooden stands with the names written on.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
🤪 #caturday
Photo of a black cat caught mid sideways lick with slightly boggle eyes and tongue out.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Queen of the bed.
Black cat sprawled across an unmade bed.
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
She's ex-feral and has only recently (after 3 years) started to try out the joys of being a lap cat. This is more usual. Mirroring. Sitting beside me on the sofa. Still won't let us pick her up. Greased weasel. #caturday
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Spring is sprung. In the Solas Garden Centre cafe in time for breakfast. First craft fair of the new year. Feeling the energy of a busy little sparrow, finding little treats. #portarlington #laois #spring
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Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
We live off Crow Lane but it's actually a massive rookery over the road. Apparently, rooks like slightly stale scones. A lot. #corvids
Photo of about 30 rooks and jackdaws in a garden, starting to fly off.
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