Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 12hWhy do they go for the lower legs instead of the lap though? My thighs are warm and soft, you wee eejit. 0110
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 13hThird evening in a row that our ex-feral, definitely-not-a-lap-cat, you-will-never-hold-me, cat has sat on my lap on the sofa. She'll sit on when we lay down, being prone appears to signal our helplessness, but this is new. #caturday 193
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 19/09/2026She doesn't sleep on us as a rule. The exception is when we are laid in bed. Just out of reach of our hands, she lays on our legs. When a pet puts their chin down on you it's the best feeling of love and trust. #caturday 010
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Kicking off Soup Season 2026 with a cracking little leek and potato number. Threw in a smidge of spinach to green it up a bit (vitamins please) and enjoyed a slice or two of brown bread and proper butter. Chestnut, Kale & Blue Cheese next up, I think. 010
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Amstrad and hours of Prince of Persia was our first home PC. Before that had used a BBC Acorn at school to play Martello Towers and my cousin had ZX Spectrum we played Daley Thompson Decathlon and Tetris on. 010
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Central heating has been on for all of 20mins for the first time since April and she immediately found her spot. #caturday (I know it's only September but we're both feeling poorly) 081
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Look at my mighty teeth! Rowrl! Uh oh, nope, I gotta yawn. #caturday 090
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 19/08/2026An afternoon spent at Birr Castle Gardens, Offaly. Obviously, the historic Leviathan telescope is a star attraction but the fernery was so lush and green and earthy, it was my favourite spot. #birrcastledesmesne #ireland 030
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My camera roll says every day is black cat appreciation day. 030
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Sleepy Shuri. Her current evening snooze spot is on the back of the sofa. She's not a lap cat but she's our little shadow. #caturday 060
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I'm used to being misgendered for my appearance but I refuse to be misgendered for buying a gaming mouse. Women game too!!! (I don't game, I just wanted a smaller mouse for my petite lady hands) 000
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky 000
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too. It gives me a sense of enormous wellbeing (Portlife) and then I'm happy for the rest of the day... #laois #Portarlington 110
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Kitty trying to lure me away from chores. The tart. #caturday 060
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Pneumatic isolation cocks now, is it? Iarnród Éireann's InterCity trains are a little intimidating. #glory 000
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 27/06/2026My little shadow, sleeping on the back of the sofa. #caturday 170
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Hot Girls Eat Ice Pops. Also, close curtains and blinds, shut windows during the day, shower cold, wear wet scarves, and hydrate like you really don't care about menopausal bladder control. #ireland #doesnotdothissortofheat 010
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I am the very model of a modern queer millennial Maligned by baby boomers and my brother's a centennial My lip is pierced, my skin tattooed, my haircut's asymmetrical I've never changed a tire but I'm a whiz at things electrical 🧵1 of 2 110
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 16/06/2026This intrepid snail just enjoyed a 50kph joyride down the road on my windscreen. The lil' eye stalks were scrunching in the wind. I managed to pry them off and re-home in the nearest plant pot. Apologies to Iarnrod Eireann's flowers. 011
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Main Street Portarlington is celebrating Pride month. #rainbowpricks #dildodildont #pridemonth #speirgorm 150
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Also, gotta love a pigeon nest...half-assing to the max. 020
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I genuinely felt my heart in my mouth when I saw the top two lines of the headline. "Nooooo! He can't be de....THANK FUCK it's it's birthday." #davidattenborough 010
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 20/04/2026New heron at Heuston Bridge this morning. Often see one but I had to look closely this time as it's a young'un and all grey. Reckon it must be called Seán. #speirgorm 150
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 16/04/2026This Irish Vinted seller is an absolute hoot. The craft that goes into the descriptions is worth every cent. I follow for the comedy genius. www.vinted.ie/member/25539... 010
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Top News: Black cat actually brown and grey in the sunshine. 040
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 04/04/2026The Scales of Starvation, a tryptic in the medium of Yell. #caturday 080
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I'm gutted to be missing our local one. Waiting on pics from the wife. Teaser image of the local fishmonger's float suggests insightful political commentary on energy prices. 173
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I made a flock of garden birds for xmas so we could identify what was on the feeders: Rook, Jackdaw, Blackbird, Starling, Chaffinch, Blue Tit, Great Tit, Robin, Dunnock, Wren, Coal Tit, and Sparrow. Since then, we've had Goldfinch, Greenfinch, Bullfinch, Siskins and Redpoll. More to make! #birdsky 010
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 07/03/2026She's ex-feral and has only recently (after 3 years) started to try out the joys of being a lap cat. This is more usual. Mirroring. Sitting beside me on the sofa. Still won't let us pick her up. Greased weasel. #caturday 050
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Spring is sprung. In the Solas Garden Centre cafe in time for breakfast. First craft fair of the new year. Feeling the energy of a busy little sparrow, finding little treats. #portarlington #laois #spring 030
Franwald @franwald.bsky.social · 19/02/2026We live off Crow Lane but it's actually a massive rookery over the road. Apparently, rooks like slightly stale scones. A lot. #corvids 020