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Frank Noir (erotica author)

@franknoir.com
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#Author of explicit, plot-driven #erotica, based in #Berlin, Germany. Forever fascinated by human #sexualiy and beauty of the female form (hence the tasteful #nudes). #sexpositive #leftist #smut franknoir.com

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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 28/01/2026
"The X-rated movies of Stephen Sayadian explores sexual fantasies so far removed from reality that they appear as surreal, dreamlike hallucinations." New blog post in my "Favourite Porn" series: franknoir.com/favourite-po...
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Favourite Porn #11 - Stephen Sayadian - Frank Noir
The X-rated movies of Stephen Sayadian explores sexual fantasies so far removed from reality that they appear as surreal, dreamlike hallucinations.
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 27/12/2025
Featuring my tribute to the late, great Jeanna Fine:
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 14/12/2025
Ny #dansk sexnovelle af Frank Noir. Julies veludrustede nabo bryder ind hos hende. Og det er kun begyndelsen. Læs "Naboen" på gratis-sexnoveller.dk/voyeur-ekshi... g6n.dk/sexhistorier... #erotik #sex #novelle
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 03/10/2025
New (non-erotic) blog post: "The Little Country that Disappeared" - a Berlin expat muses on the reunification of his new homeland. franknoir.com/the-little-c... #tagderdeutscheneinheit #ReunificationDay #Germany #gdr
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The little country that disappeared - Frank Noir
A Berlin expat muses on the reunification of his new homeland.
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 14/09/2025
Even silly 90s #porn can have its moments of excellent hotness. "Car Wash Angels" is the 10th installment in my "Favourite porn" series: franknoir.com/favourite-po...
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Favourite porn #10: "Car Wash Angels" - Frank Noir
A surprising porn experience can come to you out of the blue. On first glance, Jim Holliday's "Car Wash Angels" looks like your standard silly porn fare. But on closer inspection, this film is nothing...
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 17/08/2025
And a very happy #Sinday to all...
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 17/08/2025
“Aaah!” Emily howled. “Had enough?” Officer Doxon gasped. “No!” she gasped loudly. ”Do your worst, you bastards!” As she expected, they increased their thrusts, making her cry out in pain and pleasure. franknoir.com/ebooks/alien... #erotica #ebooks
Cover image for Frank Noir's erotic novel "Alien Penetration" - featuring a young woman in T-shirt and denim shorts chased by an alien at night through a suburban setting.
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 17/08/2025
Spotted in my Kiez (hood). Wasn't aware of the "straight ally" flag, but hey...
Poster advertising a large selection of pride flags - including "straight ally".
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 11/08/2025
New podcast episode: Frank reads an excerpt from his brand new #erotic novella "Alien Penetration". Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0VFL... Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/e... Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/franknoir/al... Or wherever you get your #podcasts. #audio
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 11/08/2025
New podcast episode: Frank reads an excerpt from his brand new #erotic novella "Alien Penetration". Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0VFL... Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/e... Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/franknoir/al... Or wherever you get your #podcasts. #audio
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 25/07/2025
Allerede på deres første date vækkede han nogle helt nye lyster i hende. "Den første date" - ny sexnovelle på #dansk af Frank Noir. g6n.dk/sexhistorier... sexwriter.dk/noveller/ero... #erotik #sex #novelle
Nøgen kvindekrop set bagfra gennem et vindue.
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 25/07/2025
Allerede på deres første date vækkede han nogle helt nye lyster i hende. "Den første date" - ny sexnovelle på #dansk af Frank Noir. g6n.dk/sexhistorier... sexwriter.dk/noveller/ero... #erotik #sex #novelle
Nøgen kvindekrop set bagfra gennem et vindue.
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 11/07/2025
“Aaah!” Emily howled. “Had enough?” Officer Doxon gasped. “No!” she gasped loudly. ”Do your worst, you bastards!” As she expected, they increased their thrusts, making her cry out in pain and pleasure. franknoir.com/ebooks/alien... #erotica #ebooks
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 11/07/2025
“Aaah!” Emily howled. “Had enough?” Officer Doxon gasped. “No!” she gasped loudly. ”Do your worst, you bastards!” As she expected, they increased their thrusts, making her cry out in pain and pleasure. franknoir.com/ebooks/alien... #erotica #ebooks
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 09/07/2025
If you say so...
Cartoon frame of young woman saying "Well, don't just stare at it! Start eating it!"
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 14/06/2025
Allerede på deres første date vækkede han nogle helt nye lyster i hende. "Den første date" - ny sexnovelle på #dansk af Frank Noir. g6n.dk/sexhistorier... #erotik #sex #novelle
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 14/06/2025
Allerede på deres første date vækkede han nogle helt nye lyster i hende. "Den første date" - ny sexnovelle på #dansk af Frank Noir. g6n.dk/sexhistorier... #erotik #sex #novelle
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 09/06/2025
“Aaah!” The woman had come again. This time, juices gushed from her cunt, drenching the creature’s blue-grey skin. And it kept fucking, its inhuman shaft rhythmically poking her flesh as she squirmed in ecstasy on the car roof. franknoir.com/ebooks/alien...
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 08/06/2025
Vanessa is on Kurfürstendamm (Ku'damm), #Berlin. maps.app.goo.gl/SZrprv8Qq9a8... #publicnudityberlin
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 29/05/2025
Quote with your, um... Skircle?
"Skircle" diagram, based on Frank Noir's interactions with 186 people over the past 454 days.
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 29/05/2025
Je suis hétéro, mais David Tennant existe...
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 25/05/2025
Eiffel Tower vibrators in a Parisian sex shop. Vive la France! 🇫🇷
Latex vibrators in the shape of the Eiffel Tower.
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 24/05/2025
#porngif #NSFW
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 23/05/2025
"Why would aliens be turned on by earth women? Perhaps their sex drive was so ridiculously strong they’d fuck anyone and anything. Perhaps Earth was being invaded by the kinkiest little bastards in the universe." franknoir.com/ebooks/alien...
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Alien Penetration - Frank Noir
When an alien spacecraft descends on their city, Emily the astronomer and Ryan the journalist throw themselves into the investigation. But little do they knowRead More
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 23/05/2025
"Why would aliens be turned on by earth women? Perhaps their sex drive was so ridiculously strong they’d fuck anyone and anything. Perhaps Earth was being invaded by the kinkiest little bastards in the universe." franknoir.com/ebooks/alien...
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Alien Penetration - Frank Noir
When an alien spacecraft descends on their city, Emily the astronomer and Ryan the journalist throw themselves into the investigation. But little do they knowRead More
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WhiteFeather Hunter, PhD @whitefeatherhunter.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
This is my DIY bioprinter in my kitchen, finishing up my first successful bioprint (with this machine) of a clitoris form in a homemade gelatin alginate bioink. I’m pretty sure it’s a world’s first. Tell me this isn’t the sexiest DIYbio you’ve ever seen! 🧪
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João Florêncio @noisybits.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The Fall of the Iron Curtain as seen in Polish gay porn magazines, or, the homoerotic cartographies of “Europe.” After 1989, the European gay imaginary found new fetish objects in the men of the old regimes. 🧵
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 05/05/2025
#erotica #porngif #NSFW
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 02/05/2025
She knew how to tease her lover ruthlessly - and faced the nasty consequences. "Long Distance". A free #erotica story by Frank Noir. Parts One & Two: talesoflustxxx.medium.com/long-distanc... Part Three: talesoflustxxx.medium.com/long-distanc...
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 02/05/2025
Sunshine is at #Berliner Dom (cathedral). maps.app.goo.gl/PbVUvJsePSEY... #PublicNudityBerlin
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 01/05/2025
A flying saucer invasion erupts into explicit hardcore sex in Frank Noir's latest #erotica novella "Alien Penetration". Amazon: mybook.to/alienpenetra... Apple Books: books.apple.com/us/book/alie... Kobo: kobo.com/ebook/alien-... Smashwords: smashwords.com/books/view/1...
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 26/04/2025
So - having finished my latest novella, I need to decide: What to write next? Outlines just lying around, ready to go: Six novels. 36 (!) short stories. Decisions, decisions...
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 26/04/2025
A classic flying saucer invasion plot is infused with explicit hardcore sex in Frank Noir's latest #erotica novella "Alien Penetration". Get it from: Amazon: mybook.to/alienpenetra... Apple Books: books.apple.com/us/book/alie... Smashwords: www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 26/04/2025
So - when Dorcel announced the release of "Sex Friends #Berlin", I thought: "Cool - I'll have to watch this and see if I recognize any locations." And whaddaya know - even the cover photo was literally shot in my Kiez (neighbourhood)! maps.app.goo.gl/u2SATcXT7J1X...
Three Dorcel performers walking along Kurfürstenstraße, Berlin - near the corner of Keithstraße.
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 24/04/2025
Ania is in the Government District (Regierungsviertel), #Berlin. maps.app.goo.gl/ZRB7aZ9oLMbw... #PublicNudityBerlin
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 24/04/2025
Ania is in the Government District (Regierungsviertel), #Berlin. maps.app.goo.gl/ZRB7aZ9oLMbw... #PublicNudityBerlin
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 23/04/2025
New podcast episode: Frank reads an excerpt from his brand new #erotic novella "Alien Penetration". Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0VFL... Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/e... Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/franknoir/al... Or wherever you get your podcasts.
Cover image from Frank Noir's novella "Alien Penetration": A cartoon showing a young woman being chased by an Alien in a nighttime suburban setting.
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 21/04/2025
Oh, and by the way: I finally got around to watching "Secretary" (2002) last night. And unsurprisingly, I enjoyed it a lot. Thanks to @cinextase.bsky.social for never ceasing to recommend it!
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 17/04/2025
Den lækre træner Christina fortæller en hed historie om saftig sex i træningscenteret. "Træneren fortæller" er en ny, gratis, erotisk novelle af Frank Noir. g6n.dk/sexhistorier/4… #dansk #sex #erotik #novelle
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 13/04/2025
On the subject of #sexuality: True - I never made a conscious DECISION to become a heterosexual. But in my defense, I grew up in the age of Raquel Welch... www.historydefined.net/raquel-welch...
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Raquel Welch: Stunning photos of one of the 60s most iconic stars
Raquel Welch's name is synonymous with the rise of female roles in Hollywood. Born Jo Raquel Tejada on September 5, 1940, in Chicago, Welch's breakthrough came with her role in the 1966 film One Milli...
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 12/04/2025
Cochon and Miez are at Brandenburger Tor, #Berlin. maps.app.goo.gl/Zvw5aXSfhksD... #PublicNudityBerlin
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 12/04/2025
The Frank Noir newsletter is out. Read it here: mailchi.mp/c127e9a8d274... Not a subscriber yet? Sign up at: franknoir.us12.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=...
Cover image from Frank Noir's upcoming novella "Alien Penetration": A cartoon showing a young woman being chased by an Alien in a nighttime suburban setting.
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 11/04/2025
In the ninth post in my erratic blog series about my favourite porn, I pay tribute to the work of Paul Thomas: franknoir.com/favourite-porn…
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 11/04/2025
So you think you're addicted to porn? Chances are, you're not. You're just religious... www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...
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Science Stopped Believing in Porn Addiction. You Should, Too
Research finds that porn-related problems are predominantly caused by religious conflict. Clinically, this means people need help, but not necessarily with the porn.
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 08/04/2025
Aaand... it's wrap! Frank Noir's brand new, deliciously filthy #erotica novella is on its way to an ebook vendor near you! Watch this space for release date and preorder links.
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 15/01/2025
”Yeah – play with that pussy. Make it sopping wet. I can’t wait to fuck the hell out of you ...” Sasha’s fingers flew up and down across her sensitive clit, making drops of juice fly everywhere. - "A Work of Art" (Tales of Lust Vol. 6) franknoir.com/Ebooks
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Frank Noir (erotica author) @franknoir.com · 01/04/2025
Ania is at Tauentzienstraße, #Berlin. maps.app.goo.gl/7Bg5y4skse5k... #PublicNudityBerlin
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