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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦

@frankenmuppet.bsky.social
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Just a cranky old Canadian, screaming into the void No DMs Please

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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It was always about loyalty
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yup, he actually said this 😂🤣😂
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is not a joke, this is the President of the United States inviting terrorists to 'Take out' Liberal cities because he wants you to believe that will make the world a safer place.
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lmfao
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Never trust an Elon timeline
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just the President of the United States inviting terrorists to 'Take out' a couple Liberal cities.... To make the nation safer? This is America, and I cannot be convinced otherwise (not even when Donald is gone)
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Everyone falls for it sometimes, but none so frequently as American red hats
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unfortunately, even the Snopes article you posted says it's false.
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The pledge
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nixon wishes he could have had the extremely partisan Roberts Court while he was still president.
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nixon wishes he could have had the Roberts Court 🤣
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was the last time I ever fucked with Meta after spending months reporting hundreds of sponsored advertisements for illicit drugs. Not a single ad was ever removed, despite reporting and sending every single one back for review. And they want me to trust them as a personal AI assistant 😂🤣
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You may not have stated it directly, but it's implied when it's your response to someone stating specifically that so 🤷
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Leave it to Donald to once again attempt to reframe language to his liking.... I'm officially naming this 'American Newspeak', in honor of Donald Trump
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really need to read this one again, feels fitting for the current political climate down south
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is a reason I keep this sign posted at my front door... To remind myself that there is always a non zero chance of being attacked by a goose (or worse.... A swan)
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man, I miss this shirt
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I worry that MAGA control of every level of government and their willingness to cheat will make it very hard for Democrats to come out with either the House or the Senate. I fully expect shady MAGA election suppression tactics to come out over time, but the SC will inevitably justify the actions
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Don-roe doctrine 🤬
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here are the 9 anime that shaped me (could have done 20 more tbh, but these are some of my absolute favorites)
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The actual pledge, for anyone wondering 🙄
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Even if we did sign a trade deal. With the United States, they would automatically add tarriffs on top after signing simply because the petulant president is having a bad day. Any deal made with the United States isn't worth the toilet paper it's printed on
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wait.... BRICS is not a thing? Could have fooled me
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It will come as no surprise the bill Republicans have put forward in Congress automatically disqualifies any president who served consecutive terms, making Donald the only living president able to run for a third term under the proposed legislation www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's always projection with this fucking clown
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The only 'allies' America has left... Everyone else has been insulted and attacked by America over the past few years and are done with their shit
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Already got it saved to my folder of insane Trump quotes.... So fucking creepy
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The idiots are easy to keep loyal.... And tens of millions of Americans have fallen for him repeatedly
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Anyone seeing this floating around the Blue Sky, it's clearly a fake quote. Biggest tip off? Todd would never call his associates listed in the Epstein Files 'Abusers' Confirmation bias is real, but we should be better than MAGA at using critical thinking before spreading false information!!
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gonna take some insane numbers... Sincerely hoping for the best
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Google knows better than to adjust the Canadian side of their digital business it seems... Still Lake Ontario here (for now)
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I keep this sign posted at my front door to always remind myself the chances of being attacked by a Canadian Goose (or a swan) is NEVER zero
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There are alternatives 🤡
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They're the easiest to keep loyal 🙄
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah, that's about right 🙄
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dealing with America be like:
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm reminded of that Moms for Liberty newsletter that not only quoted Hitler but they properly attributed him with the full name as well, just in case you thought they were quoting some other Hitler. A week and a half later, Donald Trump was a keynote speaker at their annual convention
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Much like the old Moms for Liberty newsletter that not only quoted Hitler, but even attributed it correctly and used his full name just in case you thought it was a quote from some other guy named Hitler
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I used to joke that Canadians should visit Washington with pockets full of matches and burn down the White House again... Only jokes of course, I do not condone or support arson Then Donald just tore half of it down himself leaving half the White House in rubble so I guess mission accomplished 🤷
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Disheartening that Bluesky felt the need to hide this particular post
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I honestly don't know if Democrats will be able to overcome the shady bullshit Donald will pull to keep himself in power... Either way, I fully expect Roberts and his supreme buddies to have a very busy early 2027 justifying it all forbold Diaper Donnie
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The Frankenmuppet🇨🇦 @frankenmuppet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Proprietary M2 memory cards? More like you're a double strength Playstation mark paying those prices 😏
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