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Moved here after living in Twitter for 16 years. Tekken/Tomb Raider fan with a terrible designer handbag addiction and most recently a vinyl record enjoyer. Anna Williams & Lili stan💅🏽💕

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 30/09/2026
Buddy the Unicorn hosted a premiere for a new sing-along version of the ‘Buddy’ film 🦄 In theaters this weekend 🍿 #BuddyPartner
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𝕆ℂ 𝔾𝕒𝕪𝕞𝕖𝕣 @francision.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Didn’t expect Resident Evil to be a full on dark comedy.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t…
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
Mom’s Head Rotates Demonically After Passing Sign For Antique Wicker Furniture
Mom’s Head Rotates Demonically After Passing Sign For Antique Wicker Furniture
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
“Mistress Jessica, I’ve been a bad little health and human services secretary, and I…I deserve to have my pathetic nuts punished with Velveeta cheese.” — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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Trembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His Balls
WASHINGTON—His voice shaking even more than usual as he grew excited over his impending torment, a trembling Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was overheard Thursday telling a dominatrix to use processed foods on...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-…
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
PS2 save icons
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026
“Between Mother Mary, The Devil Wears Prada 2, The Odyssey, The End Of Oak Street, and the upcoming Verity, not to mention the whole other slate of projects she has in preproduction, we estimate that Anne Hathaway films currently account for a staggering 63% of all U.S. exports,” said Jason Nadu
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Analysts Warn U.S. Economy Becoming Overly Dependent On Anne Hathaway
NEW YORK—Calling the current rate of theatrical releases starring the actress “unsustainable,” top analysts warned Wednesday that the U.S. economy was becoming overly dependent on Anne Hathaway. “Betw...
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
linkin park, projekt revolution, tour (2002) 'the band will help convert vast, impressionable minions to join the xbox nation through tour signage, logos on merchandise, and autographed consoles for radio promos.' archive.org/details/Play...
the members of linkin park (including late chester bennington ofcourse), looking relatively happy, holding xbox gear and games (the member on the furthest right is on crutches).
text up top: linkin park in the microsoft lot
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 08/08/2026
Eminem drinks poison and dies
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026
Everyone Needs To Calm   Down, Reports Man Who Accidentally Shot Someone theonion.com/everyone-needs-to-calm…
Everyone Needs To Calm   Down, Reports Man Who Accidentally Shot Someone
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𝕆ℂ 𝔾𝕒𝕪𝕞𝕖𝕣 @francision.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
Jared Leto Denies Sexual Assault Allegations Will Affect Career
Jared Leto Denies Sexual Assault Allegations Will Affect Career
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
What To Know About ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ theonion.com/what-to-know-about-spi…
Q: Do Tom Holland and Zendaya kiss?
A: No, because they weren’t yet married when the movie was shot.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
Report: Artists Not Boycotting Grammys Down To Meghan Trainor, Susan Boyle, Sugar Ray theonion.com/report-artists-not-boy…
Report: Artists Not Boycotting Grammys Down To Meghan Trainor, Susan Boyle, Sugar Ray
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2026
“I understand why my kids want no part of ‘Pitt,’ and if they don’t want it, neither do I,” said the Academy Award–winning star of Once Upon A Time…In Hollywood
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Brad Pitt Drops Last Name In Solidarity With Family
LOS ANGELES—In an effort to support his children as they attempted to distance themselves from their difficult upbringing, actor Brad Pitt announced on Monday that he was dropping his surname in solid...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/07/2026
Army Program Pairs Female Soldiers With Male Chaperones
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2026
Law Roach Asks Store Associate If She Has Tom Holland In Different Size theonion.com/law-roach-asks-store-a…
Law Roach Asks Store Associate If She Has Tom Holland In Different Size
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s…
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 19/07/2026
They really thought they could stop Christopher Nolan 😭
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𝕆ℂ 𝔾𝕒𝕪𝕞𝕖𝕣 @francision.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Catching Marlon Wayans at the Improv
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2026
Study Finds Gen Z Telepaths Lack Attention Span To Read Even Single Mind theonion.com/study-finds-gen-z-tele…
Study Finds Gen Z Telepaths Lack Attention Span To Read Even Single Mind
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𝕆ℂ 𝔾𝕒𝕪𝕞𝕖𝕣 @francision.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sooo in love with my new Tama! #tamagotchi #tama #tamagotchiparadise #pokemon #gengar #slowpoke
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𝕆ℂ 𝔾𝕒𝕪𝕞𝕖𝕣 @francision.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ended up getting the new #Tamagotchi Paradise today. Oooof #tamagotchiparadise
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 NA eShop codes for Rise of the Tomb Raider: 20 Year Celebration for Nintendo Switch 2 courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends July 6th, 6 PM PT www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 02/07/2026
Sony tried teasing the upcoming release of ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ All the top comments destroyed them for stopping PlayStation disc production in 2028
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/06/2026
Older Cousin Demonstrates   New Pressure   Points Learned Since Last Visit theonion.com/older-cousin-demonstra…
Older Cousin Demonstrates   New Pressure   Points Learned Since Last Visit
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/06/2026
Emma Stone Finally Quits Waiting Table theonion.com/emma-stone-finally-qui…
Emma Stone Finally Quits Waiting Tables
Actress Says She’s ‘Ready To Take The Leap’
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/06/2026
French Reporter Illustrates Extreme Heat By Flambéing Cherries Jubilee On Sidewalk
French Reporter Illustrates Extreme Heat By Flambéing Cherries Jubilee On Sidewalk
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/06/2026
“Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?” said the 55-year-old Knoxville, who was seen in the footage shrugging at the camera before taking a few shaky steps and then losing his balance as the rest of the cast laughed hysterically in the background.
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New ‘Jackass' Trailer Shows Aging Johnny Knoxville Trying To Climb Staircase Without Handrail
LOS ANGELES—Enticing fans with the promise of the franchise’s most dangerous stunt yet, a new trailer for Jackass: Best And Last released Wednesday showed an aging Johnny Knoxville trying to climb a s...
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Infinity Tomb Raider @infinitytombraider.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
From Toy Biz (1997) to Hasbro (2026), the evolution of Tomb Raider articulated action figures. #LaraCroft
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/05/2026
Post Malone Attempts To Sell More Tickets By Pushing Stadium Tour Back To 2017
Post Malone Attempts To Sell More Tickets By Pushing Stadium Tour Back To 2017
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𝕆ℂ 𝔾𝕒𝕪𝕞𝕖𝕣 @francision.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
One of the best TV shows of all time. I’m gonna miss it.
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𝕆ℂ 𝔾𝕒𝕪𝕞𝕖𝕣 @francision.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My #SteamController just arrived! That was so fast!
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KylieTWST @kylietwst.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The KYLIE documentary will premiere on May 20, 2026 on Netflix. #KylieMinogue
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Kylie | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 20/04/2026
The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars • It will be turned into a parody site of itself • Has the support of the Sandy Hook families “A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered" (via Variety)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/04/2026
“It can really create a toxic work environment when a coworker you thought was your friend suddenly begins shooting lightning out of his hand at crew members in between setups for dialogue scenes,” said Lena Dunham
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Lena Dunham Claims Adam Driver Used The Force On Set Of ‘Girls’
LOS ANGELES—Accusing the actor of abusing the all-powerful Life Current that binds the universe together, Lena Dunham claimed Friday that Adam Driver used the Force on the set of the HBO series Girls....
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/04/2026
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-a…
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees

Kennedy Vows To End ‘War’ On Stinging-Insect Diets
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𝕆ℂ 𝔾𝕒𝕪𝕞𝕖𝕣 @francision.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Well, the new Super Mario Galaxy movie was…A movie.
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𝕆ℂ 𝔾𝕒𝕪𝕞𝕖𝕣 @francision.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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🥭MANGO - Comms Closed @mgosketches.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I made a papercraft just for this
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DiceDragonDan @dicedragondan.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Magcargo is judging you
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/03/2026
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
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𝕆ℂ 𝔾𝕒𝕪𝕞𝕖𝕣 @francision.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Got Duolingo! Time to cancel him! #Tamagotchi #tama #tamagotchiparadise
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𝕆ℂ 𝔾𝕒𝕪𝕞𝕖𝕣 @francision.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Oh god, Tekken 8 is such a mess and has been a mess for awhile now. This season new season just sounds like more of the same, I won’t be surprised if this spells this demise of this franchise.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2026
RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole theonion.com/rfk-jr-urges-americans…
RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/03/2026
Avoid looking back on your deathbed and wishing you'd spent more time accumulating material possessions. Carpe diem. Shop the Onion Store today. store.theonion.com/products/us-dign…
'US Dignity Reserves Nearly Depleted' Headline Shirt
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 09/03/2026
Today is National Napping Day.
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