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@fran-tic.bsky.social
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Retired not expired Libran dog lovin’ book readin’ sci-fi fanin’ lake district walkin’ tv watchin’ labour votin’ music likin’ comedy EdFringe laffin’ cross dressin’ person who, sometimes enjoys a slightly alternative en femme lifestyle shall we say! 🌈

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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Meanwhile Grok has identified the suspect in the train derailment at Shap in Cumbria as Thomas Thanksengine (80) from the Island of Sodor.
Thomas the Tank Engine original illustration by Reginald Payne.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Ohhh!
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Ohh! Late Autumnal Sunshine and Faeries! Don’t be rude 😂
Mayfly’s dancing in late evening sunshine.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Is it peak autumn time yet?
Tree in full autumnal gold and green, looking serene!
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Saw these in Hawkshead a couple of weeks ago, they all look brilliant and quintessentially British!
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Ohh Trump can’t wait for tomorrow’s announcement!
Two tins of peas, one marrowfat one mushy.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Fixed it for you Ed 👍
Robert Jenrick holds up judges wig with Rod Hull’s Enu superimposed under the wig.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Oops, sorry, misread! But what about things that look like a penis but wished they looked like vulva? 😂
Vic Reeves saying UVAVU graphic.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
They don’t like Brexit up ‘em, now where’s my EU Parliamentary Pension?
Bobble head figurine of Corporal Jones from Dad’s Army.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Amazingly, since the rather sympathetic headline on the sympathetically written article from this morning. It has now changed to an outrage provoking piece of eye candy for the targeted Reform voters the BBC wants to embrace - the article remains the same but for a mere browser!
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Windermere was a bit “topped up” too today.
View of a very full Windermere Lake.View of a very full Windermere Lake.View of a very full Windermere Lake.View of a very full Windermere Lake.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
When a popular TV Series impinged on your real life!
Blackpool Tram in Netflix Wednesday Logos.Blackpool Tram in Netflix Wedneday Series livery.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Got to love a Buddleia, just like the Flutterbye’s
Buddliea in bloom with two butterflies, one a Red Admiral the other a Peacock, sunning themselves on the purple flowers
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Beware, Land Shark!
Black Lab running toward camera with ear flapping looking like a shark fin.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Come on in little birdies, the water is lovely!
Black cat sat in garden birdbath.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Jabba The Hut Monument at Bardsea Nr Ulverston!
Large rocky outcrop in the sea.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Bodged pic of Nigel Farage as Dr Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory TV Show with whiteboard showing words “Nigel Farage presents NO FUN WITH FLAGS”.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Happy Pride everyone, so glad MY town is so inclusive, and it’s not Paris 😀
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Gee up! I am literally watching watching one right. Now….. wiiitttchhhh!!
Vogon guard about to throw Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect from an airlock.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Is it Beer ‘O Clock yet? On a Wednesday, damn right, cheers everyone!
Fran-tic sitting at a bar with a beer!
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
For Mash Get Smash* *For those of a certain age!
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
My, how the Mayflies dance And how the doggies splash! Lovely Lythe Valley in South Lakes.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
They got the World Cup (some of it), the Olympics and now the new Pope, somebody’s been rigging elections again!
E Musk jumps with hands in the air and bare belly to the ground.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Tip Toe Through The Tuli… Err Bluebells Through The Bluebells
Two Labrador dogs trotting through a wood with Bluebells growing.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Looks like we have reached Peak Bluebell Season!
Circular collage of bluebells in a pine wood with old brown ferns and new growth highlighting a sea of blue flowers in the green grass.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
UFO’s* Sir, hundreds of ‘em! *Unidentified Fungal Objects
Tree close-up with disc shaped fungii growing from trunk.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Lazy Lakeland strolling with the big brown lizard and the black spot above a sunny Windermere, beautiful!
Two dogs by a bench and individual pics of the brown lab lying out on the rocks and the black lab tucked into the grass with views over the lake on a blue skied sunny April lunchtime.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Wait for it, wait for it, and it’s gone, now relax! Another Windermere interlude moment 😂
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
President Trump, its me, Janey Godley* your favourite Scottish comedian, I just want you to know I made this sign myself and happily paraded around it at every Scottish golf course you infested! *RIP Janey
Janey Godley holding up her infamous Trump Is A Cnut sign!
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Close Encounters of a Bardsea Kind! Weirdest cloud formation I’ve ever seen, beautiful!
Cloud formation looking like a Chef’s Hat above a fried egg!
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
And cue Gallic Shrug, bof!
Lady gives a “Gallic Shrug” hands upward shoulders squeezed and a who cares expression.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
All Gas and Traitors (for us really old folk!)
Image from Brit sitcom All Gas and Gaiters
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Who needs Hubble when you have the Lake District Night Sky. Gorgeous!
Tree limmed night sky with Jupiter bright amongst the branches @8pm
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I thought they might have gone with this.
Alexander Armstrong on Pointless wuiz show set asking - We asked 100 people “Who cares about my VAT expenses?”
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Lovely! I caught similar tonight, the sun lighting up one edge of the moon in a partial crescent, but - just like the Waterboys said - I saw the whole of the moon (well one side anyway) as you say, Venus showing off above.
Evening sky features Venus bright at the top and a crescent moon with shadowy full face just visible as the sun sets.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Some sunset tonight boyos (and girlos and those in-between) Happy St David’s day to any lovely Welsh people out there, and for the rest - Pinch Punch….
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I see Trump got Chas’s letter!
Joked up photo (Getty Images) Sir Keir Starmer and Donald Trump sitting together in White House and Trump displaying a (modified) letter that reads “Kiss one’s arse”.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Liz Truss would go for it but end up doing an elongated Arnold Rimmer salute by mistake!
Red Dwarf’s Arnold Rimmer (pre-hologram) doing an elaborate salute to the Captain.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Lights are on, just later, spring is on its way UK!
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
If You Go Down To The Woods Today You Are Sure To Get Blown Away! A bit windy at Beacon Fell!
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Picture of Nigel Farage talking on stage under headline of
“Nigel Farage to spark CRAP in DC 2025”
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
There, fixed it!
Picture of Nigel Farage under headline of
“Nigel Farage to speak CRAP at DC 2025
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Inflation busting rises because companies are being “made” to pay people more than basic wages and to fill the hole in the Government debt hole and then see headlines like this and decide to hoover up what little spare cash people might have, they want it all ways, greed!
From BBC News headline “UK wages continue to outpace inflation” pictures a person paying fir shopping at a checkout via smartphone.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
They will know what a Camel Hair Coat is though, specially ‘darn Clacton way!
Image from Only Fools and Horses featuring Del, Rodney and Uncle Albert.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
So, there was a Brexit Bonus, I knew it!
Chandler and Rachael from Friends where Chandler shouts “I knew it”.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Cyril!
Cyril Fletcher from That’s Life TV Program with the words “Ohh, I say did someone say a. Unexpected double banana in the pantry”.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Indeed, do we need an “are you local” version of Bluesky option and an international version opt-in? Much as I pity the pain our American cousins are going through, we have enough shite going on “over here” that’s being drowned - own fault for being to liberal on the “follow” front I guess!
Tubbs and Edward from The League of Gentlemen ask “are you LOCAL?”
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Time magazine cover featuring Elon Musk but with added text of “Time Gentlemen Please” and “Worst Pub Ever”
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Good grief! It’s just like the one I took earlier! You just have to look a bit harder 😂 From Cleveleys looking toward the Irish Sea (or the Lancashire Ocean if you are Trump).
Evening sky with crescent moon and Venus visible above it.
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An Unresolved Person #FBPE @fran-tic.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Ahh, Happy Friday Hounds!
Two lounging labradors soaking up the heat from a log burner
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