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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING: Cool Tapes will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
A screenshot from the Homestar Runner toon Cool Things. From left to right: Strong Mad on bass, The Cheat on drums, and Marzipan playing her guitar Carol. The Cheat's bass drum says Cool Tapes on it.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
In other words:
A three-panel comic. Character walks into a room and addresses "guys".

Panel 1: Hey guys! Guess who just got...
Panel 2: 🎶yelllled🎶
Panel 3: 🎶aaat!🎶
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Meanwhile, on Threads…
A Threads post from the official Pepsi brand account that reads “Pepsi Wild Cherry is what happens when regular cherry stops asking permission.” Below it, a reply from the official UNO brand account that reads “don’t need permission to be iconic”. Both of these are probably well-meaning posts about Pepsi Wild Cherry being a, well, WILD drink, but both comments come across as making a joke out of consent in sexual activities, bordering on rapey.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A screenshot from a recently-released Burger King logo generator that reads: "The Burger King memes will continue until morale improves".
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
How fragile do you have to be to just wantonly block everyone who’s ever criticized your platform? You’re not making yourselves look any better with this shit.
A screenshot showing the account for @why.bsky.team having blocked me for reasons not even God could fathom.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
A screenshot of a tweet from Dictionary.com that reads “We’re not entirely sure what this tweet is supposed to mean, and we’re literally the dictionary.”
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A parody of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo that reads "Strait of Hormuz Double Blockade".
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
As you may have noticed, I've changed my profile picture to my favorite image taken by the Artemis II crew. Those who've known me for a while know that I have always been enamored by the beauty of both solar and lunar eclipses, and this may well be the most beautiful one of all.
A zoomed-in version of a photo taken from the Artemis II mission, titled "In Eclipse". It shows a total solar eclipse as seen just after a lunar flyby, where the Moon's significantly-larger-than-usual apparent size dwarfs that of the Sun, creating over 50 minutes of totality.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Here are my honorable mention albums of 2025. I couldn't make a definitive ranking of these nine, so I just put them up here in no particular order. #aoty2025 #music 🎧
A listing of nine albums made with Topster 3.

Top row:
1. Unprocessed – Angel
2. Sleep Token – Even in Arcadia
3. Ethel Cain – Perverts

Middle row:
1. Hiroe – Wield
2. Nine Inch Nails – TRON: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
3. Citizen Soldier – Family Heirlooms

Bottom row:
1. Ethel Cain – Willoughby Tucker, I'll Always Love You
2. Spiritbox – Tsunami Sea
3. Starset – SILOS
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Some things never change, do they?
A gravestone for Microsoft's Internet Explorer browser. It's lifespan is shown to be "1995. 8. 17 – 2022. 6. 15", which translates to "August 17, 1995 – June 15, 2022". The epitaph reads "He was a good tool to download other browsers".
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I have reason to believe that YouTube's Recap feature for 2025 was assembled with generative AI. How did I come to this conclusion? BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY THE FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU OPEN THE MOTHERFUCKING THING!!
A screenshot of the 2025 YouTube Recap feature, an obvious ripoff of Spotify Wrapped. In the middle of the screen is a red circular gradient with the following text:

“2025
YOUTUBE
RECAP”

Below this, in tiny print, is the following text:

“AI can make mistakes”
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Harry Winston wishes you a happy birthday.
A gray cat with a white chin and chest. He is in the loaf position, looking past the camera with contempt for the silly human who keeps taking pictures of him.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Stay tuned to Radio Dead Air for more scenes like this, courtesy of Charlie the Chaos Cat.
A screen-grab from tonight's Radio Dead Air stream. Nash, wearing a blue long-sleeve shirt, has a cow cat (Charlie) obscuring his face as said cat is trying to squirm his way out of Nash's arms.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Here is the actual logo of the New York Knicks. Chalk another one up in the "someone made this with GenAI no more than three minutes before posting it" column.
The logo for the New York Knicks of the National Basketball Association (NBA), featuring "NEW YORK" in small blue text above "KNICKS" in much larger orange text, above an orange basketball with blue lines. All of this is laid on top of a gray triangle.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I did not have "my local radio station teasing a Bad Omens arena tour by way of a shitpost involving an interstellar comet" on my 2025 bingo card. @sotspodcast.bsky.social Thought you might wanna know about this.
A screenshot of an Instagram post from @rock1005thekatt, the official account of KATT-FM, a rock music radio station based in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

The post is captioned: "Prepare for what's coming. Life as we know it will change forever. Don't say we didn't warn you. Jake" Jake must be either a DJ or the social media account manager for the station. Hashtags include:
#leaked
#badomens
#thegreys
#3iatlas
#2026
#paycomcenter
#rock1005thekatt

There is a picture of a comet (implied to be 3I/ATLAS, a recently-discovered comet that originated from outside our Solar System) with a zoomed-in portion of its coma supposedly showing us a message from a tiny gray alien saying:
"Bad Omens
March 22, 2026
Paycom Center
KATT Presents"

This is implying that metal band Bad Omens will be headlining a concert at the Paycom Center arena in Oklahoma City on March 22, 2026, presented by KATT-FM. I have separately found out that this show is part of a larger North American arena headlining tour for Bad Omens that has yet to be officially announced.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
If you know, you know. #PRESIDENT #KingOfTerrors #music
A screenshot of a YouTube video and related comment. The video is for the song "Rage" by British metal band PRESIDENT. The top part of the screenshot is of the band's titular masked vocalist, whose true identity is not known. Shown below is a comment from @mr.rubberfinger606 made two months ago which reads "RELEASE THE FILES, PRESIDENT!!!" in reference to the so-called "Epstein Files" that American president Donald Trump is widely believed to be referenced in.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
A still image of what looks like a giant reptilian monster laid out on a wheelbarrow that's angled up about 30 degrees. There is black text at the top of the image that reads "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died".
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
A screenshot from the infamous Big Bill Hell's Cars parody commercial featuring a quote that reads "We'll fuck your wife!"
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I had to look this up myself just to be sure. It's true, on both counts. Charlie Kirk and George Floyd were born on the same day exactly 20 years apart: October 14. Remember George Floyd. Forget Charlie Kirk.
@emackeycreates on Threads says: "Just in case they actually make October 14th a holiday for Charlie Kirk, I need everyone to know that October 14th is also George Floyd's birthday as well."

Below is a screenshot of both men shown to the right of their respective birthdays: Charlie Kirk's was October 14, 1993; George Floyd's was October 14, 1973.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
*whatever the hell is going on in the last 30 seconds of "To the Hellfire" by Lorna Shore*
Julie Andrews with an acoustic guitar singing to a group of children on the mountainside in The Sound of Music.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Tornado Magnet.
Two color maps, one of the United States (top) and one of the world (bottom). The top part is overlaid with black all-caps text saying "tell me where you are from" and the bottom part is overlaid with black all-caps text saying (using only 2 words).
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
A photoshop job of the infamous Dril "Corn Cobbed" tweet that has been edited to say the following:

""he's not dead!   he's not dead!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Whoever's running the Domino's Facebook page either needs a raise or to be fired, and I'm never sure which.
A post from the verified Domino's Pizza account on Facebook that reads "starts with D and never disappoints", a double entendre that can refer to both Domino's Pizza itself or a penis, which is often referred to by the slang term "dick".

I feel dirty just typing that out.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Did someone say they love kitties?
A gray tabby cat with white chest and paws is seen in loaf position from the front, sitting on a tile floor next to an off-white wall with white trim (though the lighting in this photo makes all of those whitish colors appear fairly bleached). His front paws are just sticking out from under his belly. The blur to his right side is his tail, caught mid-twitch. His eyes are looking just above the camera, probably at the silly human taking his picture.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Got this shot of the Milky Way last night south of Erick, Oklahoma. #astrophotography #milkyway 🔭
A nighttime shot of the Milky Way, shining brightly amidst a field of stars. There is a silhouetted horizon with a few trees at the bottom of the image. Shot on my iPhone 15 Pro Max, 30-second exposure in Night Mode.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
An image from the America album cover generator made by Thirty Seconds to Mars, Jared Leto's band. The red image features the band's name vertically on the left side, and the words "JARED LETO CAN GO TO HELL" in big letters aligned left of center, with one word per line. Below that, in smaller print, is "THIS IS MY AMERICA".
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
"This is a press conference! The last thing I want to do is answer a lot of questions!"
General Maynard M. Mitchell, a character from the M*A*S*H TV series, portrayed by Robert F. Simon.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
My attempt to view the auroras tonight ended up being a complete bust, but I did see a meteor and travelled through a small town called Nash. Thought that fans of @radiodeadair.com might approve.
A picture of a small blue sign that says “Welcome to the Town of NASH” above a white sign that says “All commercial trucks are prohibited from residential streets”. In the background is a sign denoting a 35 mph speed limit as you enter town. Taken from the side of U.S. Highway 64. The image appears to be filtered orange due to the car headlights being the main source of light.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The four-panel Anakin and Padmé meme from Attack of the Clones with the following edits:

Panel 1: Anakin says “Well, we’re all gonna die”
Panel 2: Padmé says “You said that sarcastically, right?” in an optimistic tone.
Panel 3: Anakin gives her the death glare.
Panel 4: Padmé, with a concerned look on her face, repeats her question of “You said that sarcastically, right?”
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
YOU LET ME VIOLATE YOU YOU LET ME DESECRATE YOU YOU LET ME PENETRATE YOU YOU LET ME COMPLICATE YOU
Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music singing and playing a guitar in front of a group of children.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
“With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us”
Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music playing an acoustic guitar outside for some of the Von Trapp kids.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Came across this amazing comment today and I can't stop laughing.
@VividPagan posted this comment on YouTube six years ago:

The on-campus therapist/counselor at the Art Institute of Seattle in the year 2004 handed out sheets at orientation that gave out information on how to access various mental health resources at the school. Along the bottom was a chain of the dancing thingies. I went up to her after and congratulated her for being an animation nerd and asked her where she had seen Rejected originally. She was confused and had no idea who Don Hertzfeldt was, she just liked her "little dancing cloud duders". I saw her a week later and she had looked up the cartoon. She told me I was a horrible person who had ruined everything for her, because she had been putting them on handouts for years, and now all she could think about was bleeding anuses ... I'll remember that moment on my deathbed.

It has 473 likes and 6 replies. The video this comment came from is linked below this post.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Need I say more?
The cover art for the 2024 album Popular Monster by American metalcore glorified solo act with backing band Falling in Reverse. The cover art is a poor-quality mugshot of frontman Ronnie Radke looking less edgy than he thinks he does.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
How and why do I have a thousand followers on anything? Don't get me wrong, I'm very glad you're all here to watch me flail around trying to understand the world. I just don't know why so many of you are here to watch me flail around trying to understand the world.
A screenshot of my Bluesky profile. The banner shows the words "PROTECT TRANS KIDS" straddling either side of a knife. It shows that I have 1K (one thousand) followers, that I follow 160 accounts, and that I've made 1,300 posts on Bluesky. My bio reads as follows:

"Hello, World!
(21, he/him)

This is my only account on the AT Protocol."
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Hell, you can go to your Bluesky settings and make it force you to put alt text on your images and videos. It’s really not that difficult to add a short description of the photos or videos you post. See the provided example on this post.
A screenshot of the Accessibility section of Bluesky settings, specifically the portion dedicated to alt text (there's a meta joke in there somewhere). There are two options with on/off switches; the first, which reads “Require alt text before posting” is set to “On”, and the second, which reads “Display larger alt text badges” is set to “Off”.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Obligatory reference.
A tweet from @AlexBlechman dated November 8, 2021:

"Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create the Torment Nexus"
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Uhhhhhhh... yeah.
A screenshot of Google Maps over the state of California showing how long it takes to get from Los Angeles to Sacramento: 5 hours, 43 minutes via Interstate 5 as the primary route, or 7 hours, 35 minutes using U.S. Highway 101 for the first third of the route before using Interstate 5 for the rest. The chosen route is highlighted in dark blue, while the alternate route is highlighted in a lighter shade of blue.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
The Merriam-Webster dictionary entry for the word "corruption": 

corruption (noun)
cor•rup•tion (kə-ˈrəp-shən)
Synonyms of corruption »

1a: dishonest or illegal behavior especially by powerful people (such as government officials or police officers): DEPRAVITY
1b: inducement to wrong by improper or unlawful means (such as bribery); "the corruption of government officials"
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Got to see the #lunareclipse tonight. Images were taken by me with my iPhone 15 Pro Max manually held over the eyepiece of a #Celestron telescope for exposures of 3 to 10 seconds, hence the slight differences in coloring and position. #eclipse #astronomy #moon #bloodmoon #astrophotography
An image of the March 2025 lunar eclipse. The top third of the Moon is bluish white and it fades to red as you go down.An image of the March 2025 lunar eclipse. The top third of the Moon is bluish white and it fades to red as you go down. The right side also gets a tad darker.An image of the March 2025 lunar eclipse. The top half of the Moon is whitish and it fades to red as you go down. One dim star can be seen below the left side of the Moon as a tiny dot.An image of the March 2025 lunar eclipse. From 8 o’clock to 2 o'clock on the Moon's disk is whitish, and fades to red as you head southeast.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Recently discovered I saved this to my archives a while back, apparently. Wonder if @geauxgretchen.bsky.social remembers this moment from last February?
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Post a photo you took with no context to bring some zen to the timeline.
A long-exposure image from a large gravel area taken at 7:45 PM but looks bright enough to be the afternoon thanks to a brighter-than-usual half moon out of frame. The bright dot above the horizon is Venus, and can be seen among many other stars in the sky. The front bumper of our car can be seen at the bottom-right of the frame.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Bit the bullet and joined Flashes. Currently using the same account I have on Bluesky, but I may create a separate account for it later on if I feel like it. We’ll see how this goes.
My profile on the new AT Protocol app Flashes. It looks identical to my Bluesky profile because the two are joined at the hip.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Really not beating the colonizer allegations, Drake.
A Genius lyric card from the song “Meet Your Padre” by PARTYNEXTDOOR and Drake featuring Chino Pacas, showing the first three lines of Verse 1 as sung by Drake, which go as follows:

“Mi amor, I’m not the one that you can ignore
I want your phone número, por favor
I see your body is like Coca-Cola”

(I think that last line is comparing the figure of this woman to those old glass bottles of Coca-Cola, which is just plain weird, but par for the course with Drake)
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
And that, my friends, is the dictionary definition of a dictatorship. The Trump administration is arguing that the United States is a dictatorship.
An entry in the Merriam-Webster dictionary showing several meanings for the word "dictatorship". It reads as follows:

dictatorship (noun)
dic·​ta·​tor·​ship (dik-ˈtā-tər-ˌship)

1: the office of dictator
2: autocratic rule, control, or leadership (people suffering under his 'dictatorship')
3a: a form of government in which absolute power is concentrated in a dictator or a small clique (Communism and 'dictatorship')
3b: a government organization or group in which absolute power is so concentrated (rising up against a military 'dictatorship')
3c: a despotic state (establishing a 'dictatorship')
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
“Not Like Us” won five Grammys tonight. Drake has won a total of five Grammys in 15 years.
Grammy Awards

The Grammy Awards are awarded annually by the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences. Drake has won five awards from fifty-five nominations. In 2022, Drake was nominated for 2 awards, but requested that he be removed from the nominations list.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Reposting with alt text. #transnews
The quote "HELP IS AVAILABLE" is at the top of the image. Below is a series of phone numbers for various phone numbers to call/text if you're experiencing a major mental health crisis.

The Trevor Project Lifeline 24/7: +1 (866) 488-7386
Trans Lifeline 24/7: +1 (877) 565-8860
The Trevor Project: Text "Start" to 678-678
Suicide & Crisis Lifeline 24/7: 988
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
A potential workaround to the US TikTok ban. Not ideal, but better than nothing? (transcription in alt text for those who need it)
A block of text from the WIRED article "How to Get Around the US TikTok Ban":

"In the early hours of the US ban, it was unclear exactly how feasible it would be to get around the restrictions for US accounts. It seemed that TikTok had taken a more extreme approach, turning any US builds of the app dark—blacking out versions of the TikTok app software that had been made to be downloaded and used by US users. It also seemed that US-linked accounts were being blocked regardless of IP address or SIM country information.

Running a VPN alone was certainly not enough to circumvent the ban and get back on TikTok. But seemingly using a non-US TikTok account after removing a SIM (or on a device without a US SIM card/US phone number) worked when combined with a VPN. Similarly, using a VPN with a desktop browser or the Tor Browser was enough to get a non-US TikTok account to load in the US early on Sunday morning, though TikTok's desktop version has always been much more limited than its mobile app."
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
That's not where the updates stopped. They just destroyed their post grid and profile layouts as well. This UI update is about as egregious as their recent moderation updates.
A screenshot of my Instagram feed (@fracturedeclipse_) that's been made extremely ugly by the formerly square grid now a rectangular grid that makes all of my posts look cropped or zoomed in. The post, follower, and following counts are now left-justified in a way that makes it look cheap. The username Eclipse is now much smaller and above said counts where literally nobody will look for it.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Got to see the lunar occultation of Mars tonight. I’m proud of the photos I got tonight. Amazing what you can do with a #Celestron telescope and an iPhone 15 Pro Max. 🔭 #astrophotography #astronomy #occultation
Picture of my telescope’s view of the Moon (overexposed soft-white part at the top of the circular view) and Mars (reddish dot just below the edge of the Moon) just before it disappeared behind the Moon. A couple of lens flares can be seen throughout the image. Shot on my iPhone 15 Pro Max resting on the telescope eyepiece.Picture of my telescope's view of the Moon (properly exposed this time, taking up a very large portion of the viewing window) and Mars (small reddish dot just above the Moon) as it exits occultation. Shot on my iPhone 15 Pro Max resting on the telescope eyepiece, this time with no lens flares.
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Eclipse @fracturedeclipse.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Someone stole this post already?
A screenshot of a skeet from an account named SKY Explore featuring the same picture and caption as the skeet I am replying to. This is a clear example of content scraping.
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