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FractalHeart

@fractalheart.bsky.social
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate watching chess videos dawg. Dude says some shit like “the black queen is hung” every 10 god damn seconds I cant take it no more
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Found an infinite money glitch If you take a fruit, any fruit, and bury it. Wait for a while. Itll glitch in a loot structure with duplicates of itself. Sell for infinite profit
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Very funny how ethics is the one field where people pull the “theres no such thing as <x>” thing. You never hear artists go “color isnt real, its just a series of chemicals by which we recognize patterns in the world”
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Its always “that gun go brrrap” and never “that gun go eebydeebydeepy” 😠
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Genuinely insane how panda express made with real pandas and we’re all ok with that
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Peanut land. Where you pee where you nut, and you nut where you pee.
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*stabs you* Dude. Its just a part of life. *shoots you in the stomach* Pain is inevitable *saws off your leg* You gotta take the good with the bad *boils you in acid* Life contains multitudes
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I saw my boyfriend reading Taming of The Shrew. But he was. Nodding the entire time
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Cheesy Chips: Made with real cheese!” I can be the only one who just. Doesnt care what its made of. The cheese flavor can be made with uranium, idc dawg
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The robotics major im rooming with: So this is my cnc machine Me, so hard im about to pass out: yy-youur wwwhaat…
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
C as in crispy. Like. Like the kreme.
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“Man. Its sure good that nazis exist” “…what” “Yaknow, nazis” “I know what nazis are. What the fuck did you mean by that” “Its good they exist! How else would we know right from wrong, without such a clear example of wrong? They’re important!” “….no?”
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dude. Why are you wearing a bulletproof vest. Bullets are literally a part of life. You wont experience the joy of not being shot if you never get shot. If you wanna heal from bulletwounds, you gotta accept that bulletwounds will happen. Take off the vest. Take off the vest. Take off the vest.
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Im a busy woman, I dont got time to piss
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Its called a pussy cause its filled with puss, see?
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
USA direct reveals next president is a horrifying caucasian flesh mass, stuffed into a suit, that occassionally blubbers out “libbbbrillsss…” Approval rating at 87%
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Normalize speed walking at black people at 3 am, yelling “DUDE IS THAT BLACKFACE!??”
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sschmiggity schmirted, turn this mans cock INVERTED
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My tripsitter just started screaming at me in latin
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You dont actually need to drink water to stop a hangover. U can just drink more margarita cause margarita contains water
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Not sure if we can breastfeed our way out of this one
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Matin luther king didnt get shot by the fbi I did it
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If the wise sage on top of the mountain doesnt want me to learn the forbidden techniques from her student who grew too ambitious, then maybe the forbidden techniques should stop promising “ultimate power” and “everything i deserve”
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sunkist; fun fact! Made of real sons
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
M-mistress? Are you really gonna p-play me into 3 untapped blue mana?? 🥺
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ive taken up writing rap Im the guy who makes you eat lead Im the guy who has never read Im the guy who leaves you dead Im the guy who pissed in your bed
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I gotta get addicted to smthn
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Pokemon villains “As a child, I was forced to eat nothing but dirt sandwiches. I must destroy the concept of the sandwich using this machine. Yes the machine puts the cute pokemon inside in pure agony, otherwise it doesnt work!” *The most banger music crescendo you have ever heard starts playing*
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
*Aran Ryan voice* Ya got more chromosomes than ya got fingahs, Mac!
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Youre just mad cause you got flaccid teeth
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Why is he so hittable w a baseball bat
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What if you got pulled over by a cop and it was like “Do you know how fast you were going” “oH lOoK aT THe bIG MaN wiTh tHe BiG prObLEm” And then you start waving your hands in his face and going “OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO”
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Arthur @cpthamburger.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Love all Ghost in the Shell. Except maybe that live action one. Forgetting that one exists. And maybe some of that netflix stuff...
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ive forgotten what its like to have good dreams
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Stop calling Gangle an “abuse victim” 1. Women can’t be abused 2. She was ABUSE BAITING Jax by tempting him with her retard mannerisms 3. Shes doing whiteface, and would deserve any abuse she gets
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Banger new superhero idea!!! Guy in a hoodie, gloves, face mask, and sweatpants. All grey. He has NO powers. (Pussy shit) He has NO martial arts training. (Also pussy shit) He runs around in the dead of night looking for people doing crime. And if he catches you he stabs you 29 times Knifeman!
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Meeee
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“What doesnt kill you makes you stronger” or sends your entire body into a 5 hour panic attack, that could also happen
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ive reached true internet fame: my stuff has been reposted on reddit The only thing left for me is to appear in a “<x popular thing> comic dub compilation #827”, after which the curse will be broken, I will be allowed to return to the ether from once I was born
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You paid 30$ for a game, you get a game. None of this “0$ + 10 Hours of every day of the rest of your life” shit thats been ruining my dopamine receptors since fortnite found the infinite money cheatcode
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Picked up Avatar Legends and holy shit. The pure GAMER EUPHORIA I felt at playing something with -NO BATTLEPASS -NO PAID SKINS -NO DAILY LOGIN REWARDS This shits better than ketamine!!!
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Fine I’ll make the doomed yaoi myself
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Minecraft Amethyst 🤝 Boys Making pretty noises when stepped on
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Genuinely pissed its gotten to the point that whenever i find a new content creator i like i have to look up “is SuperBlorboBleepus problematic” and then googles like “Youtube user SuperBlorboBleepus is on the FBIs most wanted list for his hand in the illicit baby eating trade” I WANT TO DIE
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“What if they regret transitioning” I can take 200$ from my wallet right now, march 2 blocks away, and have a clocky chick with a nose ring permanently discolor portions of my skin
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FractalHeart @fractalheart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If you jack off 10000 times you unlock new cum cosmetics. Like: blue raspberry blast, sour apple scream, and viscous tar black
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