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@fpvs.bsky.social
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she/her Melbourne-based. Bird-lover, music-lover. Reader of books. AuDHD Follow or unfollow me - curate your feed to be a happy place! ♥ Please add alt-text to your pictures

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fpvs @fpvs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I went to install the @paxaus.bsky.social app on my phone for next week. Wow. Fuck me I guess. And the map isn't even found on their website via a quick navigation. Pretty sure you literally have to access it via a search engine. C'mon. Do better, please.
Screenshot of PAX Aus app in Google store with "Your device isn't compatible with this version" in red text
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fpvs @fpvs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Birthday at the zoo was good. I braved the butterfly house and they would not stay off my hat. The Tasmanian Devils were hecking menaces :) Saw Zillie the Cassowary. My legs and knees and feet hurt :)
Meerkat on sentry duty - on a rock - is backlit by the sun, which is over saturated at the top of the photo. You can see the ashes of the meerkat's coat lit up and their adorable face, which is looking to the left
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fpvs @fpvs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bird tax paid. One of last year's babies. I give magpies small treats [and recommend Feeding the Birds at Your Table to anyone in Australia], but avoid feeding fresh babies directly in their first year. It does not prevent them from learning I carry treats. lol
Young Australian Magpie facing camera, standing on mulch. Their chest is still quite grey and they have almost-yellow eyebrows. Their beak has not yet turned a healthy white. Partly due to age, partly due to diet - they live in a section of the park with BBQs and likely eat a little more human food than is healthy, which prevented the beak from gaining the white coating.
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fpvs @fpvs.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I would love your opinion on the ponies from The Pony Factory store.steampowered.com/app/2536530/...
Screenshot of a cursed bipedal horned 'pony' from The Pony Factory (FPS horror game)
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fpvs @fpvs.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
It Came BACK TO ME!!!! One of the people I'm with to round out my weekend with headed back to the venue for things. One of them stepped on it! Got it stuck in their shoe! It's scratched up. But I love that it came back to me!
Scratched up black pin. It's a bird with blue eyes. A grackle. But it looks like an Australian raven.
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fpvs @fpvs.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I haven't spent as much time at the park the last few months. A lot has changed in the magpie world. Same female holds the territory, but new male. He used to be over the road. The rest of his mob has vanished. And he has a new territory. Next to his old one which was absorbed by another mob.
Australian Magpie (male) stands on the back of a wooden park bench, trees and shrubs behind him. He looks directly at the camera with his right eye, side-on. His beak has some crumbs, but he is patiently waiting to see if the human will give more treats.
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fpvs @fpvs.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I know which plants at my favourite park are most likely hiding bugs. Sometimes I like picking them up to have a closer look before I pop them back where I found them. ... Often not before they pee on me. *Sigh* Is this a species of Christmas beetle?
Backside of a round golden-brown beetle on the tip of a pink finger. In the background are low branches with rich green leaves and sun burnt grass.Top view of golden-brown beetle. The fingers are partly curled as the beetle is wandering. Their back-shell is partly slit as though they're thinking of taking flight. It has a cute yellow head and sticky out antennae stretching forwards.
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fpvs @fpvs.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
He saw the meme about Magnus asking for more magnets, didn't he?
Small "ask the kids" article in which three children are asked, "How would you make Melbourne a better place?" The second child (Magnus, 4) says, "More magnets". Some people believe the journalist misheard Magnus and he said "More Magnus" instead.
The two other responses are (Lily, 4) "By being a barbie or princess and playing with lots of arts and crafts" and (Abdujabar, 4) "More zoos with lions in them and swimming with the sharks and dolphins"
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fpvs @fpvs.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Goal for rest of week: get better pictures of cute baby magpie.
View of an oversaturated sunny day from a dark window. A young magpie is visible behind a little branch of an apple tree.
The magpie is standing on a tiny roof over the back fence. Their body is pointed to the left, but their head is facing the camera.
There are dark hanging planters framing to either side of the picture.
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fpvs @fpvs.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Went to my brother's place today. Sat with his dogs who did a pretty great job of making me feel better. Was also nice seeing my brother :)
Close up of a dog sitting on an ottoman. His front paws are pointed to the left and his eyes are looking to the right of the camera as he does not enjoy having his photo taken.
A Havanese dog named Aiden with grey eyebrows and grey-brown beard which is perpetually in need of a wash. His paws are dirty white and the rest of him is mostly black.
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fpvs @fpvs.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
My pins arrived from @blacksmoke1033.bsky.social They're beautiful. The packaging adorable. Bonus stickers! I swear I ordered a couple B-grade pins, but his standards are so high, I see no flaws
Picture of cardboard box with sealed paper parcels. An angri chicken head (beak and eyes) is drawn on the top half of the box. It's says "HECK! THANKS SO MUCH! :D"
There is purple tissue paper at the bottom a box with a plastic black spider and lolly - which is sadly not vegan, so I'll put out for neighbours/neighbours kids tomorrow.
One parcel is white and yellow stripes with a minimalist dog skull sticker holding it closed.
The other parcel is black and white stripes with an octopus/squid(?) sticker holding it closed.
Everything about the packaging screams love and care.Picture of contents of parcel opened up. Taken with no flash in low light.
You can see the chicken face on the top of the box.
There are FIVE pins, which may have been a lot, but the buyer had just gotten a larger than expected tax return and also was hours away from crashing with their first COVID infection. So give is respectable.
Pins: silver cat head with black :3 face; black cat with silver details; white text speech pin that simply says "AAAAAAA";  an angri crow with blue eyes, just like the local Australian ones I befriended; and the most important item: a beautiful pigeon pin in flight. The wing extends upwards with a spring allowing the wing to move!! (The spring is hidden)
There is also a keychain: A biblical accurate Pomeranian with wings and rings. The wings and rings are covered in eyes. The dog's eyes are glowing.
Bonus stickers! A sticker of the biblically accurate doggo. Plus a large Jekyll and Hyde eye from the artist's graphic novel. And a punny sticker of a dinosaur with text pointed to it "ankylosing spondylitis" - a condition sometimes referred to as dinosaur spine. It's very funny. Until today I was unfamiliar with either of those things.Photo of the contents of the box taken with a flash. This shows off some colours better, but hides the silver on the crow.
There is a small plastic spider crawling over the eye sticker and it makes me laugh.
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fpvs @fpvs.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
WE'VE GOT BABIES! So the father is her son (long story). And this year the eggs have hatched! Babies!!!
Female Australian magpie bent over cashew treat on concrete. There is a dried up worm beside her which she realises is not good enough for her babies. She has a bunch of feathers missing from the crown of her head but they're growing back slowly.
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fpvs @fpvs.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
This was one of my fave trees. Most of the branches fell in the storm. They cut up the fallen branches today. I'm very tempted to grab a log. But not sure what I'd do with it.
Grass lawn covered in logs of silver-bark eucalyptus tree. In the background are the leaf covered parks with danger tape  tied onto them.
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fpvs @fpvs.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
Yay! I voted. I may have aged out of the Target Audience for tripe j, but I Still vote. Hoping 3 or more of my votes get in this year.
triple j's Hottest 100 votes list.
The Worst Person Alive - G Flip, Silent Assassin - Tkay Maidza & Flume, 1x1 - Ninajirachi & Ravenna Golden, BAGS - BIG WETT, Black And Blue - Memphis LK, We Don't Talk About It - Thelma Plum, Four Tet Is My Godmother - 1tbsp, Sweat You Out My System - MAY-A, Paint The Town Red - Doja Cat
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fpvs @fpvs.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
I was bitten by a beetle that crawled in my hoodie. Feeling really fucking offended right now. Based on the pictures I've managed to take of the back of my neck, I now have a huge red patch with an angry raised welt. RUDE! I'm assuming it's one of the swarming beetles below
Background of mostly white pebbles with two beetles attached via the Hutt. Both are black with red backs. One has an iridescent dark green section below the head.
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fpvs @fpvs.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Hello world
Side-front picture of Australian Magpie. He is standing on compressed dirt. His front is a matt black and there is white on his back and on his wing feathers. He has silly water droplets on his head which are barely visible due to the poor quality of the image.
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