FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 3hIsn’t this the most boring story in football ever? Just retire already. Or don’t. 🤷🏻 010
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I should give Talk Talk a listen. I often see them in lists of music I enjoy but for some reason have never really listed to them. 010
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Totally. FPL just isn’t on my radar atm. Enjoying the internationals, listening to music, drinking craft beer, watching Band of Brothers. All good :) 000
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Maybe. I think that only works tacking right. I guess we’ll see how much he’s willing to compromise his values. 000
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The longer he tries to govern without a mandate the more he’ll be pulled to the right. Early election will become inevitable. 100
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 04/10/2026But wait, they paid for busses in Manchester so that balances it out, right? 110
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Could we petition Andy Burnham to stop Tuchel breaking Bukayo Saka? 100
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If I had him I’d go with Saka but I don’t so probably 🤖 010
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I didn’t really give it much thought because otherwise I don’t think I could have picked 9. I just went with the first 9 I could think of. #My9Albums 090
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026MLS on now as wellstatic.klipy.comThe Big Lebowski: This Aggression Will Not StandALT: The Big Lebowski: This Aggression Will Not Stand 010
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comFact Facts: Woman Pointing UpALT: Fact Facts: Woman Pointing Up 010
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That Norway goal wasstatic.klipy.comNoah Centineo's Perfect Chef KissALT: Noah Centineo's Perfect Chef Kiss 000
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comMan Bursts into Hilarious, Exaggerated LaughALT: Man Bursts into Hilarious, Exaggerated Laugh 010
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026For a glorified friendly, this is cracking. #ENGESP 030
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Attack is fine, though need to create more chances. Defence is a worry. 010
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Kane wants about 15 touches to get his shot away. He’s been playing in the Bundesliga too long. 000
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m doing UCL fantasy for the first time this season. That’s more than enough for me! I sort of enjoy being forced to do something else with my weekend. 010
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I watched Unabomber on Netflix and it really should have been called ‘Meh’. The university era scenes are well done but the whole endeavour feels unnecessary after Manhunt: Unabomber set the standard so high for this story just a few years ago. 000
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bellinghams Bellinghaming. Feels inevitable the brothers will be Englands central midfield partnership driving Englands next World Cup campaign. 000
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026No. I was angry years ago. I’m now satisfied that City’s lawyers have failed in preventing that club to be shown as the cheats that they are. On the contrary, I’m very happy about that. 030
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Maybe, maybe not. But it’s all counterfactual. In football terms this is as bad as it gets. City are cheats. Ben Johnson, Lance Armstrong, heck even Maradona show how we should treat cheats in sport. We don’t dismiss it, we deride them as to cheat runs counter to the very spirit of competition. 130
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Correct me if I’m wrong but the charges are not directly to do with the wealth behind the club but the rules that were broken in leveraging that to gain an unfair advantage over others. There have always been richer clubs and distribution of wealth has always been uneven. That isn’t the point. 140
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I find that a bit of a weird take. It’s like saying everybody has the innate ability to be a killer. Fact is, very few of us actually end up being one. Don’t diminish the crime, it doesn’t do the game any good to be so ambivalent about it. 160
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One season, fat pay cheque, sign for Brentford. Isn’t that how it goes?! 110
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Roll up, roll up. All aboard the next bandwagon :) #FPL 0100
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’ve seen Backrooms which I enjoyed whilst watching it but left feeling a bit empty. I haven’t seen Obsession yet but certainly will. 111
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026GW5: 50 points, 13k🔻 Two triple ups always a risk when it goes badly. Thankfully got captain right and Groß and Hall bailed me out. Could’ve been worse. Barring injuries I’m unlikely to make a transfer in GW6 and instead roll to 5 FTs in GW7. OR: 132k🌍 #FPL 070
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Points! #FPLstatic.klipy.comDance DancingALT: Dance Dancing 030
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Haaland avoiding the ball in the lead up to Semenyo’s second #FPLstatic.klipy.comDodge The MatrixALT: Dodge The Matrix 051
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Well at least one of my players has done something #FPL 010
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026GW5 #FPL pointsstatic.klipy.comJohn Travolta's Confused Pulp Fiction MomentALT: John Travolta's Confused Pulp Fiction Moment 040
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You nailed it: balance. To not be so stubborn to not recognise good picks, regardless of ‘template’ and to use chips and transfers wisely and with some kind of plan, whilst being flexible enough to jump on form players as they emerge. It’s not one thing. 130
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I always have my worst FPL weeks when Arsenal lose. The FPL gods are cruel. 110
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If this game against the actual champions is anything to go but he’s pretty fixture proof! 000
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Kostoulas is 0.5 cheaper than Wissa and I have a spare Brighton slot 🤔 #FPL 020
FPL Maison @fplmaison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The fact is if I’d transferred JP for Barry, I’d have benched Groß. So I’m actually up on that (non) move. So far anyway. #FPL 000