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"These aren't the cheats you're looking for. He can keep his titles. Move along." #fpl

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Josh King of Real Fulham is an interesting player. His grandfather, Burger, is a successful restaurantaur. #fpl

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Hull City players on their way to training #fpl

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The Premier League ignored Manchester City being dodgy for a decade until a hacker came along and made that info public domain. Then the Premier League act all surprised and angry. No hacker, and this would've continued. #fpl

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I love how when the judges on Strictly Come Dancing are introduced, they do a dance on the studio floor. I think everyone on TV should do this; interviewees on the news, half-time sports pundits, everyone #fpl

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If the club you support wanted you to play for them, what wages would you ask for? Same as you get now? #fpl

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☆ Only at #fpl Cinemas ☆ "Some Like It Honest" Fearing they may have witnessed something bad, Haaland and Foden flee disguised as women in an all-female band.

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🎼🎵 Whoa Man City, sham-a-sham 🎶🎵 #fpl

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The referee gave a red card following VAR Czech

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This #FPL season is really getting to some folks

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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Real Fulham versus the promoted teams look pretty even fixtures to me #fpl

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☆ ☆ Only in #fpl Cinemas ☆ ☆ The Shawmanc Relegation

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Will I get Haaland's #FPL points against Solihull Moors, Yeovil Town, etc?

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I'm not sure who to captain in GW6. Haaland will have a lot on his mind without me adding that pressure 🤔 #fpl

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Feels funny waiting for another 11 days to see how my -16 works out, which I took 11 days ago 🤣 #fpl

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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I bet Pascal Groß has spent the international break watching #FPL videos and feeling like a legend

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☆ ☆ Only in #fpl Cinemas ☆ ☆ The Shawmanc Relegation

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I sold Ezri Konsa on my Wildcard for £4.5m, then bought him back on my Wildcard for £4.4m I've left at least £0.1m in the bank ever since, in case the Premier League comes for Hippie FC next 🤔 #fpl

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Nations League Fantasy is literally just guessing who will turn up for international duty. Didn't even know it was a thing #fpl

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I find it quaint how regular folks are suddenly expecting super-rich folks to be adequately punished for their wrongdoing. Cos, you know, that usually happens #fpl

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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Tom, you're a knob. You've not replied about if I'm playing tomorrow or not. But I know you read my Posts on here. 12 Sept - I buy Gibbs-White and Garner in 21 Sept - You call both up to the England squad Sort it out, Tom. Just play me instead of copying my ideas for your fancy job. Knob. #fpl

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It's 2026, and many in the #FPL community assume a female FPL YouTuber "must be AI"

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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Scientists have discovered Dark Mata #fpl

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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Fulham players are about to become a fad, like Deely Boppers. As modelled here by Gonzalo Garcia #fpl

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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Overpriced you are, young Palmer. Inconsistent. Do or not do. There is no try." #fpl

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We've dated this #FPL season so far. Gameweek 7, we move in with it.

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#FPL Unsung Hero Regan Slater is a lovely dude. Sits on my bench, never complains about a lack of minutes, knows just being in Hippie's Galacticos is enough. He and Bart Verbuggen are basically my kit men. So humble. Such a happy squad I have 🥹

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My #FPL squad is now so scary, I have to keep a muzzle on my phone when I go out

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The first few games before the international break are always random, like a separate event before the real thing starts. We're all about to start seeing how things really are this season. Exciting 🤩 #fpl

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I admire this for its simplicity #fpl

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Goals and assists from defenders don't count, but DefCons for Forwards do? All sounds wacky to me #fpl

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☆ Hippie FC Club News ☆ Some of our fixtures have been moved due to TV scheduling. Basically, Strictly Come Dancing is back, and my players refuse to play Saturday evening games. We all dress up to watch it together. It's our thing. #fpl

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#FPL YouTube really lives in its own bubble. I've heard Cherki (4th most owned midfielder) and Gabriel (4th most owned defender) both described as "differential." 🤣😂

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My #FPL squad is now very scary but stunningly beautiful. It's like living with a tiger in my house. Which I'd love.

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How is everyone feeling now that we're about to be bored shitless for 3 weeks? #fpl

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