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Tim Keene

@fplcricketer.bsky.social
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FPL addicted, cricket obsessed, fat dad of 3

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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Crucially being disguised as productive by waking up at 4am. Move everything back 4 hours and it feels very different
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Vera Bennett in Wentworth: 'It's So Peaceful'
ALT: Vera Bennett in Wentworth: 'It's So Peaceful'
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have two in primary school and one started nursery this September. My wife is a reception teacher at a different school to my kids Frankly I'm amazed it took until this weekend for me to get ill, that's about 3 weeks behind schedule.
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So glad a wider audience is getting to see what a cretin he is
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pokemon Yellow was the one that got me but all these games were formative in one way or another
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Surely you put Palestra on the pitch? Chances are he doesn't play but you'll be raging if he does
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Think I'm done Don't like no Haaland but never found a draft I was comfortable with him in it 0.5M ITB BB2, FH3 trying to hold WC until 9 but could easily pull the trigger in 6 or 7
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Most of the predicted line ups have Dorgu starting
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Rest looks really good
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cunha doubtful to start and Rio might start but is far from nailed
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BHUNA @fplbhuna.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Evening!! 💉💉💉
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Right for me
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
All comes down to whether Bruno, Semenyo, Pedro, Gabriel can cover the Haaland captaincy weeks well enough
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
For me yeah, especially if you can cover him in GW6 & 7 and find a rotation for him in November/December if you haven't wildcard by then
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Keep going round and round on Mosquera, Gvardiol, Maguire, Muharemovic, Hume, Coventry, Virgil, Colwill, Williams
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lots of decent options but very few good ones in defence
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Nacho Libre: Jack Black's Iconic Smile
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I have him basically to play on BB2 and cover GW5 with Le Fee going to City Only if I force Bruno and Haaland together though
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We've had the practice
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If there is a table present he is not the smartest thing in the room
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I might well have him, probably will if I go against Haaland but Palmer is 3rd name I want in a Haalandless team after Bruno and Pedro
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's one vote per nation and there are a lot more smaller federations than major ones
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Alternatively there is no doubt at all that if fit Chelsea will build around Palmer whereas there is with Isak
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The balance of FIFA has never been with the major nations. It's with the smaller federations
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It has to be
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Or people did an autopick and left it for a couple of weeks
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Was he not just in a load of autopick teams
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hey, not 35 for 3 weeks thank you very much!!!
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
FPL ID 115
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Yay Yay Meaningless Milestones
ALT: Yay Yay Meaningless Milestones
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Going to be that guy but it's way more than a third of the budget You HAVE to spend 64M buying base price players so those three make up 62.5% of your discretionary budget
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Saka or Palmer
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
For the most part its stuff they should have had for years and some incredible members of the community filled the gaps Looks like they've been dragged to the party but time will tell Got to feel gutted for some people who've spent huge amounts of time to build something that could be defunct now
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It feels like this was put together by someone who doesn't play FPL and has just copied it from LiveFPL Hopefully that's just poor communication
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Streeting in Defence makes me very nervous
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Feels like someone in FPL knew enough to give him a heads up at least
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Missing Shabana to be truly generational
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'm not convinced the top half was his hair
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He'll be managing them at the next WC
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Have to say that's pretty impressive, never noticed that before
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hadn't even considered that!
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Can I introduce you to former England Cricketer Ben Foakes
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Articles state misleading practices and failure to inform Why are you shilling so hard for big tech dude? Even Grok would be embarrased
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Most companies are run by normal people just trying to make a bit of money Most normal people will cut a corner if its inconvenient which is bad enough, but many of these tech companies are being run by known bad actors www.techradar.com/vpn/vpn-serv... www.bbc.co.uk/news/technol...
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Clearview AI fined in UK for illegally storing facial images
The facial recognition database firm must pay more than £7.5m and delete data it holds of UK residents.
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Yes, because tech companies have no history of lying to people about how they use and store your data
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Roger Allam as Royalton in Speed Racer
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If you can find one with the gizzards probably Duck Whole duck cover most of it, add some kids flippers for feet, go rip open some bedding for the feathers and you could even reconstitute the liver from Pate
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Its certainly brave I completely understand the sovereignty argument, I wrestled with it a lot at the time, but being a 24 year old with his 1st kid due, the potential economic damage trumped it As it happens the economic damage is worse than I thought possible and the societal damage catastrophic
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If that is what the graphics said then fine but it isn't, it says the official squad and leaves a quarter of the squad out
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Me at 10.30 every saturday
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Happy Elmo: It's Potty Time!
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Its an argument I always make against rolling deadlines, you reduce the ability for so many people to play the game. Even people in the UK who work or have other commitments on the weekend would struggle
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Tim Keene @fplcricketer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Arsenal have the best fixture list, decent start, brilliant end and their trickiest period will happen around the cup matches in Jan so they can rest their main players
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