Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 8hToo many people I know are just fine with feel-good ripoff memes of Peanuts and Disney. I'd like to tell them no, but they won't listen. 120
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 8hIf I were writing SNL I would have some spoof tourism promo clips going. 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Look, we both know that it was your grappling line the coroner found around the ankle of Jack Napier's body. We both know how it got there. But I also know what a judge is gonna say if I haul you downtown: 'held over for psychiatric. '" 010
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 25/09/2026THEM: You didn't wear pink for 9-2-5. ME: I don't own anything in pink. 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 21/09/2026*plays The Greg Kihn Band's "The Breakup Song" on the Muzak * "They don't write 'em like that anymore!..." 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 19/09/2026*internally humming the Danny Elfman score from the Batmobile drive into the Batcave* 110
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 18/09/2026And the Chinese need to do this because rampant urbanization destroyed vast swaths of what had been vital farmland and wild areas. 010
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Choice bits from my email: *TurboTax: we'll show you the best options for investment! Me: you know my finances better than I do, so why do you think I have the funds for that? 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I just suffered such an awful week that my main thought was "if I took a moment to wonder why I'm not dead, something will come along and kill me". 010
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 17/09/2026They say "moon viewing" and I think "Mac Tonight". Remember him? 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 16/09/2026And the train conductor says/ Take your break, Driver 8/ Driver 8 take a break/ We've been on this shift too long... 100
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, to my knowledge. 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Michael Jackson and Steve Winwood today. Granted, Michael's song was one of the deeper cuts. 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 04/09/2026share.google/8X7qD4XiGIzE... <- I'm a real live nephew of my Uncle Ambrose...share.googleGoogle Image Result for https://www.donswaim.com/bierce-headless-horseman-2-small.jpg 000
Reposted by Stephen BierceMuskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Send good thoughts to my great friend Scott Olman, who the Dork Tower character Igor is based on. Following his leg amputation, he's undergoing hip replacement today. And if you could share (or even donate to) his GoFundMe, that would truly be worthy of a "HUZZAH!" www.gofundme.com/f/help-scott...gofundme.comDonate to Help Scott "Igor" Olman Following His Leg Amputation, organized by John KovalicI'm John Kovalic, the cartoonist behind the Dork Tower comic, a stri… John Kovalic needs your support for Help Scott "Igor" Olman Following His Leg Amputation 05334
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My hobbies are either at my brother's or locked up in a U-Haul box in another town. 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Today the broken car got fixed and it took three tries. Tomorrow I will catch up with my Internet activity but I am out of time for now. My body is telling me how tired I really am. 010
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Car broke down; stranded at my own house for the weekend. Right now the smartphone is my entire life. 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 17/08/2026And let's make THEM pay US for the right to make digital copies of OURSELVES while we're at it! 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Now it's Jon Bon Jovi and Stevie Nicks. How cool would that have been? 110
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 09/08/2026All of a sudden a game of helium balloon hopscotch is an important plot point in the story I'm contemplating, so I had to look up Wikipedia on the differences between various national versions of Hopscotch and which ones might work in the scene. 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Chow Mein And Bowling/ Twinkies and Champagne/ Moon Over McDonald's/ Frozen pizza in the rain...in the rain (/Mike Nesmith) 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This little one-horsepower town/ Has finally got me down, well/ I'm in a holding pattern/ Kind of like the rings of Saturn/ Round and round... (/"New Knoxville Girl" by Todd Steed and the Suns of Phere) 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The other day I thought I was hearing Peter Gabriel and it turned out to be Lionel Ritchie. Now THAT is a duet we deserved and should have gotten in the Eighties/early Nineties! 010
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 03/08/2026There are some activities that should be left to the young once they are big enough and smart enough and capable enough to handle them. Lawn mowing, for an example. 010
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I just had deja vu somehow related to the first act of Wagner's Ring Cycle. If a Rhinemaiden isn't into you, there ain't much you can do about it. 010
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Anybody else having problems with Threads today? 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 14/07/2026One sibling of mine has that job too. My other sibling is a casino croupier. I would flail at either job. 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Yes, I am an ethnic Goth, but who says I have to be Gothic about that? My ancestor Ambrose was better at it than I am. 100
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I need to find some new methods for listening to music. I've overdosed on 80's stuff to the point where this morning I conflate a Billy Ocean song with a Bob Segur song and a Def Leppard song. Earlier versions of me wouldn't consider it a problem, but it troubles me now. 020
Reposted by Stephen BierceElin Winkler @doronjosama.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Got served this ad today on Facebook. Y'all, whatever you do, DO NOT GIVE STU LEVY MONEY. If he's run out of venture capital, LEAVE HIM ALONE. 38644
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 02/07/2026This Just In: imitation crab meat and brown rice. 000
Reposted by Stephen BierceZeldaTheSwordsman @zeldatheswordsman.bsky.social · 29/06/20261. Just to be clear, the KIDS Act contains #KOSA 2. KOSA has a rider that nullifies state AI regulations & puts a moratorium on future ones, which is not only bad in itself but also means this alleged "child safety" legislation SHIELDS AI NUDIFIER APPS - the same ones used on kids' & teens' pictures 69931090
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Nothing like the surrealness of hearing The Runaways' song "Cherry Bomb" on the Muzak at the Supermarket. 100
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 26/06/2026This is a test post; I'm working with my tablet computer and using the guest account Internet at work before my shift. I love it (*sarcastic*) that it seems that every company puts out their own free app--and none of them work on Amazon tablets because of Amazon's app shop refusing to support them. 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I need some advice on Google account management: is there a place in the Chrome settings that has the six-digit PIN for the passkeys? I don't remember ever setting up the PIN and when I use my Smartphone to access my business websites via Chrome it keeps asking me to input that. 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 06/06/2026These people should ask the Chinese if the Cultural Revolution did them any good. Fifty years later, how can you tell it happened? 000
Stephen Bierce @fpilot34en.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Back when Spring Hill Florida was such a hotbed for new home construction that you couldn't go a block without seeing a Porta-Pottie, we used to joke about a criminal called "Jack The Tipper". His M.O. was upending Porta-Potties if they were occupied. 000