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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 8h
Rich people don't want to pay for it. "They can walk," they would say.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 9h
When this is over, ALL Trump ICE agents must be incarcerated under EXACTLY the same conditions as these children were placed under - for a minimum of 5 years.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 9h
I think we need to check his scalp. Damien, is that you?
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 9h
Russell Vought is behind ALL of this. If it doesn't put money in Heritage Foundation member bank accounts, he doesn't believe in it. We can all die in storms as long as some fatass, entitled white people have their money.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 9h
"Did you or did you not get naked, paint yourself fluorescent green, throw glitter on yourself, light a joint and go rollerblading through the Fox News studios?"
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 9h
Uh oh.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 9h
I love that Bennett has that stupid smirk he always has pasted on his face. This is a cheesy debate tactic where I smile while you recite all the damning lies I've told, to give the idea that they are not to be taken seriously. In November, the American people are going to slap smirks off GOP faces.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 9h
We should reopen Alligator Alcatraz and put every Republican who voted with Donald Trump in it. We'll have the American citizens who were wrongly sent to Honduras oversee their incarceration. They'll be sure to provide the former Congressmen with all the good food and sanitary conditions they got.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 9h
This is a really creepy, sick woman who reminds me of that whackadoodle sociopath Elizabeth Holmes. Don't you kind of get the same crazyass vibe? I sure do. How does he find all of these mentally ill, totally twisted women? It's amazing.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He'll buy a Gregory Bovino Nazi coat and run as a Republican for congress.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unfortunately, what they mistook for a bank was in actuality a liquefied natural gas storage facility. There were no survivors.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So, I realize I cancelled your SNAP benefits and your Medicare. I also did raise gas and grocery prices astronomically. Here's a $100 Trump Meme Coin to make up for that.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes! Russell Vought IS the real President. Get this if you get anything. The nightmare we're all living in is what the Heritage Foundation thinks Heaven is. The same people who bend the knee in pious prayer cast widows and children into the street with the help of Russell Vought's cruelty. Shameful.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When do we have our Pete Seeger moment? Do we turn from this season we're in? Here is potentially our "Grapes Of Wrath" for 2026. In Trump's Oligarch America, there is no place for us but indentured servitude to the corporations who now oppress us. The greedy GOP oligarchs have taken us to the brink
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm confident that those of you out there that have not lost the ability to feel are utterly creeped out by the wrongness of A.I. you're seeing. Dude, there's nobody home and everybody can tell. Look into the eyes of its models. Read what it writes. There's something very terrifying missing. A soul.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lending is risky when the borrower is a fool. Trump has taken the full faith and credit of all the American people and cast it into the gutter. The entire monetary system is based upon the building of trust. To Trump, trust is for suckers. Like the tariffs, we pay the price for his unfaithfulness.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have bad eyesight, so from a distance it looked like you're selling fake I.D.s. If possible, I would like to be Fester Fiesta. I'll send a picture.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'll go to the dark place with these people. This is a Twilight Zone episode. You want her dead, you do it! Yeah, MAGA tough guy. Stride boldly into the hospital and pull her off the ventilator. Take PERSONAL responsibility. Maybe the Governor should do it, or perhaps a Republican in a tight race.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a pictorial expression of his care for the governance of the American people.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look, I know I could have pulled up the stupid script by now. I own all of them on DVD. WTF is he saying here? Your line is as good as any.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You are crapping me. No way! If this is NOT an A.I. generated image, then you may have correctly ascertained the situation. I would love to have been at the conference table at the advertising agency when this was rolled out. A fly on the wall. This decision was not made lightly.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The money for the nice things you suggest a functioning society should have currently resides in the bank accounts of Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sam Altman, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos and a clown car full of other greedy oligarchs. Perhaps we should have a word with them after the next election, hum?
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remarkably, the short sleeved white shirt and plastic name badge did not give it away.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kash Patel very likely went in to the FBI at night and destroyed all evidence proving Trump to be the degenerate pedophile we're all pretty sure he is. So the answer is no. Kash Patel has only begun to debase himself.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Come on boys. Put your money where your greedy, racist, misogynistic mouths are! i think you should take all that money and put it in the Ken Paxton campaign. There's the Republican party standard bearer if ever there was one.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A light shines in the darkness.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The Tennessee Death Row Debacle" has a nice ring to it. Is this who we are? I mean really. This is how far we've sunk? This is the depth of our depravity? This is the shallowness of our mercy? This is justice to us? We are a nation lost, groping in the encroaching darkness.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You are correct. That is precisely why Russell Vought told him to do that. When the Insurrection Act is proposed, Vought's slimy hands will be all over it. This was the Heritage Foundation plan all along.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nationwide, all Heritage Foundation members must have their businesses protested and boycotted unto destruction. Let them be pariahs.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is woke in the same way that if you put wheels on my Grandmother, she's a golf cart. None of these MAGA people are the sharpest tools in the shed anyway, but to see them not even understand how bad this makes them look is pretty amazing.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I took my ex-wife on one of our first dates too see it, when we were in High School. She was mortified. We have children and Grandchildren together, so she got over it.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As has been written of often, the cruelty was always the point. These entitled, soulless white people like Russell Vought live in a Fox News nightmare of unreality. Wanna hear something crazy? Russell Vought thinks he's doing God's work when he throws widows and children into the street, not Satan's
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nobody gives aid and comfort to our enemies like Pete Hegseth. They drink while they laughingly watch him speak and say "Dumbass." Or is that us?
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Within the twisted, broken psyche behind Trump's bluster is the wounded, abused child that he once was. That shred of a memory of what is was like to be a human and have feelings may drive the unconscious self-loathing of what he's become and cause him to be self-destructive. Or he'll just kill us.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All of a sudden I'm mentally watching the sheep scene in Woody Allen's "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask." Make it stop.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wait. Am I expected to wipe my ass with pumpkin spice? This is like when they tried to convince us to spray our phallic members with deodorant, so that we could be "April Fresh" I guess? That died like New Coke.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For Trump and the MAGA's, the Kennedy Center is a symbol of all the people they're pretty sure look down upon them, while listening to music they don't understand and were not educated to appreciate. My original joke was "The Kennedy Center-A Night With Kid Rock," sponsored by My Pillow. Prophesy?
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
COMING SOON: "Just Fired From Amazon Barbie!" Yeah, she gave them the best years of her life, and now she's in her bathrobe on the couch, drinking cheap Chardonnay and weeping piteously. Comes complete with couch, wine bottle, glass, Kleenex box, cell phone and note pad with her therapist's number.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy crap. How is that even possible? The only way something like this could happen would be if somebody with great power was normalizing the mistreatment of women. Thank goodness we don't have worry about that.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe this was the day he was trying to explain barnacles.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The dipwad didn't really say that, right? It was a joke about something crazy Hegseth MIGHT say, wasn't it? No sentient being speaks like this. if true, it would indicate he had all the intellectual capacity of a hamster. That's particularly preposterous because who would appoint a hamster to DOD?
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is what I'm talking about. Good job ladies. The names of the ICE murdered is a brilliant touch. Let Trump believe he'll have his biggest crowd ever, then let the same 100 morons that show up at all his events be the only people seated.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think if you had put eyes on that cat, it would have looked like a particular famous artist's work and you would have be accused of the artistic equivalent of plagiarism. If you had drawn the cat that suggested you might be a schizophrenic, you would have gotten an A.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tax thief Mark Zuckerberg is why your Grandma died without the medication she couldn't afford. Elon Musk is why your SNAP benefits were eliminated. Donald Trump is why your can't afford groceries. Russell Vought and the rest of the GOP don't want to pay ANY taxes. Your death is the Final Solution.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
John Fetterman is the Judas Iscariot of the Democrats. You can hear the 30 pieces of silver clinking in his pockets while he explains away his betrayal of the American people.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My understanding of this supposed "bill" was that it was just another miserable GOP fig leaf to pretend like they care about anybody. What I got was that it made the "suggestion" to the stinking, bloodsucking tech bros that it might be nice if they self-regulated A.I. What a hoot! More Trump lies.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh good. Another Enron. Right on time too. The AI bubble will burst, real estate is tanking. Trump's economy should be fully engulfed in flames even before the midterms, then we'll just raise everybody's electrical bills even more to make sure there are no American economic survivors left standing.
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let's fix this sentence: "Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is planning to announce further cuts to the number of generals and admirals serving in the military who do not slavishly adhere to his brainless and incompetent military advice. This bumbling and incoherent address is set for Wednesday . . ."
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fpardalis.bsky.social @fpardalis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hello, criminal trespassers to America and welcome to Uganda. I realize most of you speak Spanish, except for you Mexican/American citizens who got hit on the head by an ICE agent and woke up here. We'll start by separating the children from their Mothers and putting them in this wire chicken coop.
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