Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 13hI can’t emphasize how much “we’ll never rest again until every Nazi dies” is the moderate position 030 3
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 17/10/2026Starting a Valheim server with the siblings tonight What I have not told them is that I have a secret goal: to build a full-scale IKEA within the world 010 1
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 16/10/2026The embarrassment of finding out your partner says “I love you” the exact same way to you and her cat when you turn around and say “I love you too!” 000 0
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Everybody shut up and look at how my pasta bake turned out 120 2
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Some of y’all don’t want to dismantle the patriarchy, y’all just want The Patriarchy But Woke TM, and it shows in y’all’s bioessentialist bullshit 010 1
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Calling this circus the Motte and Bailey because the moment you start arguing against my hot take in the circlejerk sub I will absolutely accuse you of forgetting this is a circlejerk sub It is rhetorical fish in a barrel 010 1
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 14/10/20262026 Kidz Bop rerelease of Chop Suey! be like: “Trust in my self-righteous sewer slide I cry when angels refuse to unalive” 020 2
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Is it even cat ownership if you’re not constantly improvising covers to classic rock songs to call them both adorable and stinky goblins 162 6
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There’s an engineer lady on TikTok who’s mining out a subterranean lair under her house and for like a couple of months she pivoted to e-girl vibes video game streaming content but it seems like that was a stop-gap measure while she was waiting on permits and she is the main character of everything 010 1
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Explaining to the zoomers that this was our Avengers: Doomsdayyoutu.beLemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown [4K REUPLOAD]YouTube video by Cheesy Potatoson 020 2
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In an ethics talk About AI Taught by a boomer Where the slides clearly feature AI-generated art and diagrams This is hell I am in hell 170 7
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So, here’s the thing In much the same way Deltarune perfectly captures the feeling of a small town Ch 3 captures the feeling of a childhood sleepover where your BF shows you some games and TV shows and shit that endure in this surreal half-dream state in your memory for the rest of your life 041 4
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*seizes the mic* “Darwin Awards” is a gateway drug into eugenics 1175 17
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Some fascist asshole wanted to get his pervert fascist buddy a job at the FBI, and managed to convince legendarily credulous dope Kash Patel that there is a pandemic of trafficked shlubby 30-somethings getting coerced by The Cartels into some light dog-fucking I guarantee you this is what happened 010 1
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Antagonizing your girlfriend by yelling at the cats calling them stinky and telling them to get a job 10/10 would recommend 001 1
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’m as excited about “Classic Plus real” as anyone else, but “World of Warcraft: Forever” sounds like a threat 000 0
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You ever get insomnia so bad that eventually it’s four in the morning and it’s like “maybe I should just go ahead on to work” 041 4
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Travelogue of Gormak Fleshfeaster, 28 Hearthfire 4E 201 God dammit, I turned in the fucking Golden Claw to the goddamned museum. Better swing by Solitude to pick it up so I can give it back to what’s-his-face. I’m gonna have to buy it back and turn it back into the museum, but y’know. XP. 110 1
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 08/09/2026How do I politely indicate “I was on the toilet more often than not doing crazy shits from 11 PM last night to 6 AM this morning” in a work email 110 1
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You know I really do miss when VR was the next big thing in the tech world Like yeah the Metaverse was billionaire cringe bullshit but it was also basically harmless 010 1
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Bought a book called Children of the Panopticon thinking it was going to be a sci-fi banger but it’s a nonfiction book about why Gen Z is like that 010 1
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 07/09/2026As part of a Christmas-themed Creation Club quest line, Skyrim Santa takes a look at a severely traumatized military veteran who lost his entire family and goes “you know what would help this dude? *Adopting a child*” 100 1
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Gonna show my children The Bear and tell them it’s Food Wars 020 2
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 06/09/2026One day, the very last game of hide and go seek will be played, and we won’t know it 000 0
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 26/08/2026God damn but every fucking custom quest mod for Skyrim fucking *sucks* Like yes they’re impressive feats of hobbyist programming etc. but they are all badly written, counter-intuitively designed and way, WAY too long 200 2
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I for one applaud The Bear’s decision to include Rosencrantz and Guildenstern basically unchanged from the Tom Stoppard play 000 0
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Watching The Bear is a trip bc as someone who also grew up in an incredibly dysfunctional family I keep trying to call the fucking conflict in these episodes but then I’m like “huh I guess the mom DID call her daughter’s husband and wasn’t lying to make her daughter’s birth about their 1-on-1 time” 120 2
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I have turned my Steam Deck into a fucking monster. Five terabytes of storage between micro SDs and internal storage, modded Skyrim, and access to Xbox Cloud gaming. Is there a decent emulator for this thing? Tried Emudeck but got fed up with it. 010 1
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Terminally online people will look at this and still say “bUt eLeCtIoNs DoN’t dO aNyThInG” 030 3
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Look, I can’t explain it, but Fable 1 and Cunk on Britain just GO together 020 2
Reposted by FozziemandiasMalacoda (Incubi are already spooky🎃) @incubusmalacoda.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Desk clerk: "Nice Zelda hat!" Me: "Thanks!" Desk clerk: "I'm excited for the Ocarina of Time remake. I've never played it, but it was my mom's favorite game as a kid." Me:static.klipy.comOld Snake Smoking - Metal Gear Solid 4 MGS4Alt: Old Snake Smoking - Metal Gear Solid 4 MGS4 542840367 2.8K
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 25/07/2026On the one hand, I don’t want to gatekeep. Worldbuilding is fun, and everyone wants to start somewhere On the other hand, that’s not your homebrew fantasy setting, that’s a map of Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, and Iran that you mirrored horizontally and traced in Inkarnate 101 1
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Elves ears are actually floppy when they’re born, they have to crop their ears to get them all pointy like that 2244 24
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Got permabanned from r/rareinsults for explaining why people don’t like jellyroll lol 020 2
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Missing one Missing two Missing three Missing four Missing five hundred pairs Of underwear 000 0
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The novel draft currently stands at just over 25k words, not counting unfinished chapter drafts. Still very much in Act I. Probably shouldn’t have gone for a multi-POV fantasy epic as my first novel attempt in earnest, but fuck it, I wanted to write something I’d want to read, for funsies. 120 2
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Against the Storm fucking rules. The combination of Rogue-Lite and Settlement Survival mechanics is genuinely inspired. Fall in love with your beaver dwarves TODAY. 020 2
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Blowing your nose after eating peanut butter cups: 10/10 would recommend 020 2
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Gen X men really did reach the heights of the writers’ room in the 2000s and every single fucking one of them was like “get this! he’s an asshole to everyone, but he can get away with it because he’s SO WHITE BOY SMART and he’s ALWAYS RIGHT” 000 0
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The fuck do you mean there’s an episode of Bones where one of the suspect is Chuck “The Ice Man” Liddell—NO, not Chuck Liddell playing a character, but Chuck Liddell playing him-fucking-self And they’re fucking talking him up like he’s some kind of supervillain “uhh revenge is KINDA his thing” 100 1
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Wait, what the fuck do you mean Reba McEntire is the survivalist lady from Tremors 141 4
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Trying to start pursuing writing as a hobby, and it’s a delicate thing. You’re excited to share something you’ve poured your creativity into, but you don’t want to act like a poseur about it. You want critical feedback to hone your skill, but also you don’t want that ember of joy to get snuffed out. 030 3
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Beast mastering these seagulls by Cheeto slingshotting the beach children 011 1
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Look, I get that the Prologue reminds you people of BoyBookTok’s favorite western because it has an unnamed boy leaving his home at night, but the reality is that there’s only so many ways to write “unnamed plot-critical orphan boy with Carrie fire powers leaves the smoldering ruin of his orphanage” 020 2
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I’ve gotten back into writing as a hobby, and I’ve forgotten how fun it is. I’ve forgotten how rewarding it is to plop down a character for the first time and slowly discover who this person is. To look at something you wrote about a character you made and think “no, that’s not what they’d do.” 000 0
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Well actually, Titanic was the name of the iceberg 010 1
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Sam’s “if I take another step, I’ll be the furthest away from home I’ve ever been” bit, but he does it with every step because it’s still true 010 1
Fozziemandias @fozziemandias.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I want a game that is just the Sims 3 with bigger neighborhoods that actually works on a computer 030 3