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Foxy Mulder

@foxymulderfbi.bsky.social
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Lover of food. Writer of weird.

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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i love my home country of new jersey
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 7h
A kid just stopped to ask me for directions. Pulled out my phone and he says "is that the iPhone 17 pro max? Oh, just the pro. Is it because you have small hands?"
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 9h
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 9h
It's over for the talarico campaign
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 9h
I’m living proof you CAN watch Hubie Halloween twice in a week and survive.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 13h
The Vikings are so blando, Monday morning office conversation is just about musicals.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Vikings have scored 0 TDs without JJ McCarthy on the team this season.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dang, Michigan is now 2-3.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now that Sophie Cunningham's season is over and we need to "shift the focus back to basketball" let's look at her stats after that quote: A whopping 4.9 PPG Under 40% from the field Under 34% from 3 An average game score of 3.9 (that's bad) She also had 3 games where she didn't score a point.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, sure, I blacked out during a routine medical procedure, but damn do I love to crack jokes as soon as I come out of the abyss. "Wow, great nap" "Ehhh, what's up doc" (none of the five people called in to help me thought these were funny)
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
image from Hot Rod with the text saying "who am I supposed to hate on NOW" twice
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*To the sound of the Foo Fighters* “THERE GOES MY PERSONALITY, HATING ON HIM AS HE GOES”
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The real loser of the JJ trade is the Vikings fans. Without him, they’re really lacking their traditional “well, if it wasn’t for…” scapegoat.
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Marshall Newhouse @mnewhouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
raiders?
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Raiders are 3-0. UMass is 4-0. Anything is possible.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
See, the rest of you went to bed, and that means you didn’t get to see PJ Fleck smearing one of his players’ own blood on his face
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Matt Fortuna @mattfortuna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Oh My God. The definition of blood, sweat and tears.”
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s a good thing the City of Green Bay has lots of other stuff to do during football season. It’d be a shame if they over-indexed on one specific thing and the city had nothing joyful to do through the cold months.
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Tim Backes @timbackes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this might be the least watchable packers team of my lifetime
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The W back on notice. #loslynx
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You can just post your social security number on Blue Sky and nobody will stop you.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Time is a flat circle I explain to my dogs as they beg for second dinner.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Uh oh. Getting a little too serious on Bluesky.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We’re in the “are the Vikings good” stage of the NFL season. The question should be, “how bad is the NFC North?”
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For outlets “boycotting” coverage of Trump, they sure are covering Trump quite a bit more.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NDSU has a reasonable chance to go undefeated in the regular season.
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Baltimore Orioles News @oriolesnews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mancini retires as an Oriole: ‘I owe my life to this city and this franchise’ #Orioles
dlvr.it
Mancini retires as an Oriole: ‘I owe my life to this city and this franchise’
BALTIMORE—Trey Mancini looks as if he could still play major league baseball. In fact, he did play again just over three months ago when the Los Angeles Angels brought him back to the major leagues after an absence of nearly three years. After five games and a .308 average, the Angels no longer needed him, […]
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The only way to save college sports is to keep room for ol JC (John Cusack)
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP - @edsbs.bsky.social
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The world if the Browns folded.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Someone’s weekend was willingly spent watching both Rutgers football and New York Jets football. #builtfordtough
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, I'm doing R&D. Research and drankin.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
His crossover was sick but I think we're giving him a little too much credit.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Flinstones Kids grew up to be hot dog adults.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I got bit by a tick and all I got was unc status.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low washer fluid. She can’t see anything.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
They say you are what you eat but I don’t remember eating Tony Soprano.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Lips of an Angel is about Tony Soprano.
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Foxy Mulder @foxymulderfbi.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Joining another social app like #dogs #firstpost
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